Grauniad.

Some of you cunters may not know who I’m talking about. Well it’s that middle-aged Bristolian public schoolboy stencil ‘artist’ and darling of the ‘anti-establishment’ establishment. The cunt about whom fawning media hacks persist with the fiction that nobody knows his identity. I refuse to use the millionaire Marxist’s pseudonym myself.

So what’s to follow Gunningham’s oh-so-edgy blow up refugee dinghy ‘statement’ during Hugo and Lottie’s Annual Festival of Litter Dropping? More boring shit stencils, this time of some animals. Wow, how cool, how progressive.

There’s three David Lammys swinging on a bridge, a cat heading for a skip, two vandalised elephants (well done that vandal) and a wolf that got Rachel Reeved.
But my favourite’s the goat. If the cunt really wanted his ‘art’ to stand out he’d have depicted the ROP’s favourite in orgiastic climax shooting his load up the goat’s shit chute.

Now that would be edgy.

Daily Beast.
Metro.
(Additional links provided by our vandalism correspondent, Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

With a second coat being applied by arfurbrain:

Banksy is a cunt.

More precisely, Banksy is a vandal. He goes around plastering his juvenile daubings over public and private property. It has been pointed out that the first indication that an area is going into decline is when the graffiti starts to appear and is not promptly removed as it should be. He is also a cunning con man. He has somehow established this brand of “Banksy” and the less intelligent members of society are lapping it up. I guess it’s the same people who are fans of Ant and Dec or “Strictly”. Encouraging to see though that the police in London are investigating the criminal damage he perpetrated on a police sentry box. Hopefully he’ll get a few hours community service. Cleaning up graffiti would be most appropriate.

NY Times.

How is it that he has not yet been arrested? His befouling of the environment, puerile as it is, must take time to inflict. He has recently vandalised densely populated parts of London where there are more surveillance cameras than people. Maybe he’s shot his bolt this time.

You are a cunt, Sire.

Errollyn Wallen made Master* of the King’s Music

Why? — Because she is black, innit.

I quote 2 paragraphs from the linked piece which I`m sure you cunters will be frothing at the bit to festoon whimsical comments upon …

In July, she told BBC Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs she had received hundreds of “very abusive” messages after creating a new version of Jerusalem, a hymn played every year at the Proms.

“The work is dedicated to the Windrush generation and also the fact that it’s little understood that in the colonies, de facto, we live with the music of England,” she said at the time.

Need I say more?

* Interestingly they didn`t change this.

bbcnews

Nominated by Sam Beau.

Wireless 4 in particular and the BBC in general have gone into full Queen Victoria in Mourning mode as the most recent Grenfell Tower report has been published today (September 4th). Today this morning anticipated it, with a long interview from one of the fathers, and the misery will no doubt go on all day, wheeling out loads of Starmer arsehole crawlers.

But the poor BBC news reporters – let’s hope they all have the Samaritans number on standby- what with the drownings of illegal immigrants this week, now all these “why are we treated so bad?” darkies coming out of de woodwork innit.

The BBC wank themselves sore when stories like this come up -this is but one of several BBC website stories today:

BBC News.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

You all know that I think anyone who abuses animals, exploits them for gain and/or sadistic gratification should be tied to a stake and set alight, at a minimum.

Enter PETA , specifically Yvonne Taylor, VP of corporate projects. Now PETA exposes animal suffering in labs, and the food, clothing and entertainment industries.

Yvonne has written to Farrow and Ball, posh paint purveyors, to ask them to rename paint colours that “normalise exploiting animals”, such as ‘dead salmon, Au Lait and potted shrimp’

Obviously, having achieved their Worldwide goal of preventing the exploitation of actual, live animals, PETA can now turn their attention to a cruelty-free and almost Vegan company like Farrow and Ball.

Because having Elephants Breath paint renamed is much more important than saving pangolines from extinction, isn’t it? you vapid, pointless cunt.

Guardian

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Are they having a laugh?

You must all have noticed by now that if there is going to be a light shower tomorrow in your region the MSM will issue a local “ALERT !!!” …
Yes, about 5mm of accumulated gentle drizzle might probably fall somewhere near you. So you`ll need a hat. Or a brolly. What you won`t need, is a fucking lifeboat because you won`t be washed away in a biblical flood.

So, what am I cunting?

The cunts who name the `storms`, that`s who.

As per the link, `Lilian` isn`t a great name for a storm, is it?
I mean, is it difficult to come up with a good name? How about `LEVIATHAN !`

`Hubert` the hurricane` doesn`t really work, does it? But what about `HOLOCAUST !` – Surely this has a more formidable ring to it, you must agree?

`Timmy` tornado. `Walter` waterspout. `Armenta` Armageddon

And it goes on. And on. And on.

Cunts.

PS After rethinking this, and given that the entire bill for the `devastation` will probably be about forty or fifty quid, `Cedric` cyclone might be OK after all.

bbcnews

Nominated by Sam Beau.