The UK is run by cunts from the King down. The Donald’s state visit is to be timed for September so that the establishment scum can avoid having to do him the normal courtesy of having him speak to Parliament.

The pathetic woke twats are too scared that they might be made to look like the whimpy, piss-pant, lefty, immie loving, anti-free speech, climate con artists they really are.

If I were the POTUS, I would pretend to have a prior engagement in fucking Hungary rather than have to shake hands with the bum boy in chief, and take the knee to old King Chaz.

Sly News.

Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

The death of Britain,( you are all cunts)

Now lets face it we are on the third generation of deluded cunts, our parents, our parents parents, and worst of all our children. I know myself that we all aspire to provide for our children the things that we never had, to protect them from the struggles that we fought, so their lives are better. So what have we achieved? A generation of wishy washy, oblivious to life nonachievers.

Why do we have foreign doctors? because their mummy and daddy did not pander to their wishes and they knew they had to do well at school to better themselves. We moan about foreigner’s coming in to do jobs that we refuse to do ourselves, whereas in some parts of the UK the fourth generation to claim unemployment benefits sits on a sofa drinking larger. The lack of education that has lead to the delusional organisations and demonstrations that we see on our streets, even the outbursts of grief when someone vaguely famous dies. Fuck its not as if they were close friends.

You know I think I am going to get naked and fuck off into some forest in Poland!

YouTube. (Link by Sam Beau)

Nominated by : Lord benny

I was round a customers today and she offered me an ice cream which I readily accepted after sweating like Huw Edwards hiding in some bushes at a school sports day. I was just about to tuck in when she casually mentioned, “Its soy milk ice cream, I’m not doing dairy much these days. You can barely taste the difference”.

Well her dog certainly did as I waited until she had fucked off and then offered the cornetto to the hound who gave me a look of ‘I’d rather eat the box it came in’. I’m sorry its proper creamy whipped ice cream or nothing.

Soy milk ice cream? Psh.

You start buying sustainable knitwear from Oxfam and recycling your underpants in solidarity for Palestine once you are exposed.

Its true!

I read it on IsAC!

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

is a cunt.

Come on who is getting a bone on over the picture of this sassy bitch? C.A. Thomas?

Poor old Labour – you have to laugh or else you would cry at the knots they tie themselves into. This week we have seen the unedifying sight of Kweer crawling round little Macron, The “Resident” doctors have decided they want more money and want to strike for it – not very duckie for little Wes, and now, a man in drag who belongs to the LGBTQ community, who is, of course, some petty official for the party, wants to lead the quare section – as a woman. look at it – it looks worse than Mrs Shufflewick. Labour seems to be the party of the deranged and the sordid:

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

are lettuce polishing cunts.

All is not well in the Council Chambers as being served nothing but plant based “food” to combat “Climate Change” has surprisingly upset farmers and other normal people.

The leader of the council,Liberal Democrat Bethia Thomas was quoted as saying “she was happy for any sort of meal provided for me”..

Aye I’m sure you are over the moon to get free food,even if it is a polar bear saving Tofu Quarter Pounder,you mental,entitled freeloading Thunberg wannabe cunt.

We can all rest assured that Ms.Thomas is actually gagging for a nice thick juicy sausage between her buns.

The farmers of Oxfordshire and the endangered koalas will just have to look after themselves it seems.

Vote Liberal, get rickets.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.