Jurgen Klopp’s (6) Teef



are a cunt.

Sports blinding white tombstones which I presume are too big for his marf on account of I have never seen him with his marf shut – that old ceramic grin goes on in Earth, Wind and Fire (writing this on the death of Booker T whose mate was a member of). This type of cunt is becoming ever more prevalent with the popularity of cheap Turkish Smile Clinics. They speak without moving their lips just beaming out the old dentition. A weird vent act. Another is the BBC’s Hugo Bochega, grin rampant, ducking and reporting from the horrors of Gaza/Palestine/Lebanon. Clearly every BBC camera crew out there must include a dentist.

With Jurgen’s recent departure from a premier club (doubtless those better informed than I can give us the inside gen) I had thought we would be seeing less of the Teef but bugger me no. Despite leaving Liverpool because he is “running out of energy” he steps straight into a plumb “Global Head of Soccer” role at Red Bull at somewhat less than his reported £20mill annual bung at Liverpool.
(My note from experience – fancy title = less salary). Perhaps though an astute move for a knackered Jurgen – Red Bull Give’s You Wings and a lot more exposure for that demonic grin.

I wonder what a swift right hook to the Klopp teef would sound like….ah…there you are “Klopp”.

I highlighted above the trend towards the use of cheaper Turkish dental clinics and offer the link below without endorsement. It is the punters responsibility to do due diligence, caveat emptor and all that. No guarantee that Dentist Ali is actually qualified in anything legitimate so lean back, shut your eyes and breath in that delicious gas. It will all be over soon

dental wise

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Sir Limply Stoke

José Manuel Albares

is a cunt.

“Good morning. This is IsAC’s Foreign Affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting on recent comments made by one José Manuel Albares.

‘Who he?’ I hear you ask. Well Albares is Spain’s Foreign Minister, and he’s puffing out his chest and sounding off on the subject of Gibraltar. Again. He’s threatening the UK with ‘a hard border’ unless we accept Spain’s ‘generous’ post-Brexit deal on border regulation. This could mean, amongst other things, that The Rock (in full ownership and control of Britain since the Treaty of Utrecht) would become part of the EU’s Schengen Area, and that Spanish troops could be stationed there.

Now of course there has to be border regulation between Spain and Gibraltar, and Albares says that sovereignty isn’t at issue, but I don’t believe that’s what Albares and the Spanish government are really about here. No, this is about them trying to ratchet up tensions again and increase their presence and influence over Gibraltar, as part of their long-term aim of taking sovereignty over the territory. In their eyes, it’s a real opportunity to chip away at the territory’s standing. Whatever the final arrangements agreed, the demands for concessions won’t stop coming.

Our Beloved Leader Sir Keir Two-tier recently asserted that British sovereignty of The Rock was not up for discussion, but after The Chagos Islands episode, are the Spanish sensing weakness and lack of resolution? This remains to be seen, but one thing is certain in my mind; regardless of the wishes of Gibraltar’s population, Spain sees Gibraltar as its possession.

Well Senor José, why not set us a good example? Why don’t you hand back Ceuta and Melilla to Morocco for starters? What’s good for the goose and all that. Until then, allow me to say ‘vete a la mierda, cabrón’. With a flagpole.

This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

The Chris Kaba shooting

 

Met armed police officer cleared of the ‘murder’

Should never have been charged, let alone charged with murder….murder is pre-meditated and by definition is not by ‘accident’ This police officer never woke up that morning with the intention of killing anybody, let alone this piece of shite. Yet, he ended up in court, with the potential of receiving a life sentence for doing his job- protecting his colleagues and the public from this loser.

This is a pretty biased report from the good old BBC (note how many times they mention Kaba was ‘unarmed’)

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You don’t need to do much research to find a more accurate report of the events that lead up to the shooting. I won’t bore you all here by going into all the details, but suffice to say, this blick cunt brought it on himself……however (and it’s not surprising any more in today’s world) the blick ‘community’ think their ‘brothers’ actions was acceptable behaviour and are calling it all a miscarriage of justice.

If you have seen a proper report and the associated video of this cunt signing his own death warrant you will have every sympathy with what this officer has been put through over the past couple of years

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Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

Eppie Sprung Dawson

is a cunt. Well me and my mates used to fantasise about shagging our English teacher when we were 15, she has been shagging a 17 year old. reckon his mates were jealous C.A.

In 2012 Eppie, a teacher at the time, was discovered half naked in a car parked in a lay by, having sex with one of her 17 year old pupils.

She pled guilty to a breach of trust, was put on the sex offenders register and given a 6 month Community payback order.
She was also struck off the teachers register.

Twelve years later, she decides to call a BBC Radio ring-in on the topic of living with a criminal record.
Her main whinge was that she’s not invited to her daughter’s friends birthday parties. Fuck sake, you’re 38 you daft twat. Why would you want to go to a kiddies party?

Here’s the nub of it though. She wanted to promote a charity she has set up, using grant money from the National Lottery Community Fund to help reformed criminals overcome the stigma of having a record and help them find work.

I’m not going to name the charity, I refuse to give this whinging cunt even a tiny amount of publicity.

Eppie, you’re a conVICT, not a VICTim.

Daily Record

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Main Stream Media (10)

Let’s have a Joseph Goebbels Cunting for the Main Stream Media.

Recently I criticized the BBC. (There’s a surprise!) The once venerable British Media giant now known derisively as Auntie Beeb is nothing more than a propaganda outlet for the Wokies of the Far Left.

This is not unique to the Beeb. But one Cunter took exception to what I said and defended them by saying, “They’re the main news organization here…”

With all due respect this is the 21st Century and in an internet connected world, you have choices.

First to the main point. The MSM is corrupt. You cannot believe what they tell you. While this is only one example, take a look at this Megyn Kelly clip where she shows an undercover journalist exposing an MSNBC producer and the propaganda they spew:

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To the second point there are now multiple alternative media sources and nobody is forced to listen, read, watch let alone believe anything the Beeb says.

For example…since the 2020 election, Newsmax has been the fastest growing cable news network in the States. While they probably aren’t available in the UK, they have recently signed an agreement with You Tube and will soon (probably) be available to you British Cunters.

The Washington Examiner and the Washington Free Beacon have been available for a while and are recognized as credible sources of print media.

Megyn Kelly and Tucker Carlson have excellent podcasts. Even Joe Rogan and Lex Fridman provide some credible alternative views.

In your own country GB News provides an antidote to the poisonous Beeb. And the Daily Mail has done some excellent reporting on how Ole’ Flatback slept her way into politics and how her husband Dirty Dougie Emhoff knocked up his nanny and (according to him) caused her miscarriage.

Bet you don’t get that from the Beeb.

By the way? How many of you foreign Cunters know that the Fail (as you call it) has reported on credible allegations that Dirty Dougie also slapped his girlfriend around in public?

None of you?

But you all know about QAnon and Jewish Space Lasers and far right MAGA extremists.

I’ve posted 5 different specific examples of voter fraud in the US but do you ever see that in the MSM? It’s all about election deniers.

By the way, how many of you know CBS recently edited a Harris interview to make her look good?

Ignore the Beeb. Ignore the Grauniad or the Gonadian or La Guardia or whatever you want to call it and start searching out other sources of information.

The survival of Western Civilization depends on it.

 

Nominated by General Cuntster. Who will in future proof read his Noms to save me some fucking time C.A.