are a cunt.
Sports blinding white tombstones which I presume are too big for his marf on account of I have never seen him with his marf shut – that old ceramic grin goes on in Earth, Wind and Fire (writing this on the death of Booker T whose mate was a member of). This type of cunt is becoming ever more prevalent with the popularity of cheap Turkish Smile Clinics. They speak without moving their lips just beaming out the old dentition. A weird vent act. Another is the BBC’s Hugo Bochega, grin rampant, ducking and reporting from the horrors of Gaza/Palestine/Lebanon. Clearly every BBC camera crew out there must include a dentist.
With Jurgen’s recent departure from a premier club (doubtless those better informed than I can give us the inside gen) I had thought we would be seeing less of the Teef but bugger me no. Despite leaving Liverpool because he is “running out of energy” he steps straight into a plumb “Global Head of Soccer” role at Red Bull at somewhat less than his reported £20mill annual bung at Liverpool. (My note from experience – fancy title = less salary). Perhaps though an astute move for a knackered Jurgen – Red Bull Give’s You Wings and a lot more exposure for that demonic grin.
I wonder what a swift right hook to the Klopp teef would sound like….ah…there you are “Klopp”.
I highlighted above the trend towards the use of cheaper Turkish dental clinics and offer the link below without endorsement. It is the punters responsibility to do due diligence, caveat emptor and all that. No guarantee that Dentist Ali is actually qualified in anything legitimate so lean back, shut your eyes and breath in that delicious gas. It will all be over soon
Sir Limply Stoke