A cunting, if you please, for the organisers of our favourite annual event, the Notting Hill Carnival.
Usually a cunting that is a tradition of the month of August, I spotted a golden opportunity to get in early.
The event organisers are warning that, without government funding, the carnival could be in jeopardy.
The reason?
After a security review costing £100,000 (paid for by several London councils) the recommendations within, though they have not been made fully public, stated that extra security measures must be put in place.
The Met already supply 7000 fatso’s to take the knee and dance with obese black mamma’s in front of the cameras.
The very same fatso’s that the majority of this stabfests participants want to see defunded. Yet they now suddenly want more of them, courtesy of tax payers money.
If I were Culture Secretary I’d tell them to fuck off!
But i’m not. Lisa Nandy is.
Which will mean a big fat cheque and, most likely, free chiggun for all.
Fucking cheek!

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Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.

Yet another cunting for this little wanker. Only last week he was boasting that the King apologised for keeping him waiting when he was daft enough to make him a “Sir”, today today he compares himself to the morbidly obese leader of North Korea, because another of crap schemes (pedestrianising part of the West End’s Oxford Street) has got a large vote in favour. He congratulates himself for being an ignorant cunt. Time the old bastard fucked off to his corner shop, where he will pick his nose and put it int he jelly babies jar.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

Two Tier has admitted it’s getting worse, well there is a revelation to rival the likes of ‘it gets cold in Winter’ or in Summer is gets hit’

In reality the situation in the Channel hasn’t changed, the illegals are still coming like they did last week, month, year and the reason is clear, No Fucking Backbone!

Maybe the fact that the levels of violence in the camps around Calais is getting worse, 2 dead from gun shots and several others injured should be a huge wake up call, these cunts are heading here (not the dead ones)

But Starmer has a plan, to Smash the Gangs, how long are we going to wait, 6 months, a year, two years, the end of the decade.

At the very least there has to be a hostile environment towards these cunts, the fucking French/UK Uber service is an absolute disgrace, time to deploy the Navy to repel the boats, the army to sweep up and imprison any that make it to our beaches. A few casualties is acceptable, it won’t take long before they get the message.

Sorry about the telegraph link but by the time the cunting goes live there should be other articles on the subject.

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Nominated by Sick of it.

British tennis player, the gorgeous Katie Boulter has been on the receiving end of some really sick shit, simply because she lost some tournament or other.

Now, I am well aware that social media is a breeding ground for nutters, bullies and cowards. But this is taking the piss. Katie has had messages wishing her dead and hoping that she gets the Big C. There were other nastier and sicker comments as well.

But, who are these people and why are they doing it? Well, it appears that they are entitled scum who see betting as a way of life. I dare say they are workshy vermin who spend all their ill gotten on gambling. One such turd whined ‘Go to Hell. I lost money my mother sent me.’

I can believe it. The piece of shit who sent that is probably in their 40s, yet they leech off their parents, while getting up at 5pm and living off KFC. You can bet (Boom Boom) that their money isn’t their own.

But seriously, threatening a young lady? What do crap like this get off on?
Of course, if anyone told one of these fuckers to put a shotgun in their gob and do the decent thing, they would cry about ‘hate crime’ and then the mental health card would be pulled out. Along with ‘But… But gambling is an illness, and we need understanding’. No, if anyone needs to meet a hasty demise, then it’s cunts like these fuckers.

I knew Britain was in decline and that social media was a lunatic asylum But how low can people get?

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Nominated by Norman.

is a cunt.

There’s always one!
Say hello to Bhoomi Chauhan.

Anytime there’s a disaster, there’s always at least one cunt who goes yapping to the press with their ” I missed death by seconds/minutes/ two yards” story.

It’s like when that submersible imploded, the number of people who claimed they were supposed to be on board was ludicrous, to the extent that there would have been eleven folk in a space intended for four.

Anyway, despite 240 passengers and an unknown number on the ground dead as a result of the Air India plane crash, and many others injured, the BBC News chose to publish this article about a publicity seeking nonentity, who missed being on board the flight due to heavy traffic.

Go by a lottery ticket, because you’re a lucky cunt, but spare us your non-tragedy tale, loads of people weren’t on the flight love, you’re not special.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.