I was round a customers today and she offered me an ice cream which I readily accepted after sweating like Huw Edwards hiding in some bushes at a school sports day. I was just about to tuck in when she casually mentioned, “Its soy milk ice cream, I’m not doing dairy much these days. You can barely taste the difference”.

Well her dog certainly did as I waited until she had fucked off and then offered the cornetto to the hound who gave me a look of ‘I’d rather eat the box it came in’. I’m sorry its proper creamy whipped ice cream or nothing.

Soy milk ice cream? Psh.

You start buying sustainable knitwear from Oxfam and recycling your underpants in solidarity for Palestine once you are exposed.

Its true!

I read it on IsAC!

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

is a cunt.

Come on who is getting a bone on over the picture of this sassy bitch? C.A. Thomas?

Poor old Labour – you have to laugh or else you would cry at the knots they tie themselves into. This week we have seen the unedifying sight of Kweer crawling round little Macron, The “Resident” doctors have decided they want more money and want to strike for it – not very duckie for little Wes, and now, a man in drag who belongs to the LGBTQ community, who is, of course, some petty official for the party, wants to lead the quare section – as a woman. look at it – it looks worse than Mrs Shufflewick. Labour seems to be the party of the deranged and the sordid:

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

are lettuce polishing cunts.

All is not well in the Council Chambers as being served nothing but plant based “food” to combat “Climate Change” has surprisingly upset farmers and other normal people.

The leader of the council,Liberal Democrat Bethia Thomas was quoted as saying “she was happy for any sort of meal provided for me”..

Aye I’m sure you are over the moon to get free food,even if it is a polar bear saving Tofu Quarter Pounder,you mental,entitled freeloading Thunberg wannabe cunt.

We can all rest assured that Ms.Thomas is actually gagging for a nice thick juicy sausage between her buns.

The farmers of Oxfordshire and the endangered koalas will just have to look after themselves it seems.

Vote Liberal, get rickets.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

BBC News.

There is no doubt, this pair of losers are cunts, but a jail sentence of over 4 years each. Really??

This ridiculously custody sentence has no doubt been as a result of the furore on social media……..a fact as good as mentioned in the judges summing up before sentencing.

My beef with this, is simply the fact these two cunts really do not pose a threat to the general public. So why the fuck jail them when the government tell us cell places are at a premium…so much so, that they have decided to let out criminals early to make room…..and these are criminals who genuinely DO pose a threat to the public- as proven in some new reports since release!

To my mind, if we really don’t have room to lock people up, I would rather these two cunts wandering the streets than some of the others. A far better sentence would have been a suspended sentence, a huge fine and shit loads of hours doing community service planting all these tree saplings that companies promise they are planting to offset their carbon footprints.

Nominated (twice) by : Chuff Chugger

”Children living in ‘Dickensian’ poverty, commissioner warns”

What commissioner? The Children’s Commissioner. And what does this person do apart from spread horseshit? Fuckall I wager.

This was based on 128 kids across the country. Not randomly selected, no, otherwise it would be about smart phone excesses and obesity.. The kids of the lowest, feral chav parents/parent have been chosen. And we should all pay, natch.

Apparently poverty is the cause of unwashed, hungry kids. Not the parents. Poverty.
So we should all pay up so Kyle and Beyonce can have the latest smart phone and unlimited takeaways. And perhaps a wash and toilet training.

You know it makes sense.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.