Is clearly a festering pile of disingenuous wank. Obviously, if no-one moved at all, there would be no collisions at all (except at glacial speeds) but the idea of cutting the speed limit to make things ‘safe’ is errant nonsense.

Brake want a world with zero road death or injury, the fantasist fuckers.

Brake.org.uk.

Meanwhile play Snockers’ Accident Bingo with any road death/serious injury report; see how many of the following feature:

* a ridiculous amount over the speed limit
* four teenagers in a car
* small hours of the morning
* pissed and or high
* stolen car
* no insurance
* no licence
* foreign
* 90 years of age or above
* racing or other showing off
* hit tree or other inanimate object
* wrong side of the road/motorway
* crossed solid white line
* blue light vehicle involved
* bad weather

Try this one:

Daily Fail.

A lot of these are already against the law; making more laws won’t stop people who already scoff at the existing laws, you dopey cunts. In a population of 68M + illegals, 1700 deaths on the road and 9.3% where speeding was a contributory factor. That’s about 158 deaths.

Now knock off all the ones where the bingo card has ticks on it. Not many people killed by someone doing 25 in a 20, are there?

“Speed kills” is a cunt of an excuse for harrassing people who won’t cause any harm, rather than actively prosecuting the people who shouldn’t be on the road.

(I have a clean licence…)

Nominated by : Gloria Snockers

Its been called ‘the face that launched a thousand T-shirts’ and rebranded into a pop cultural icon. Che Chic, a symbol of resistance and rebellion, of revolutionary cool before any white suburban Gaza groupie had even heard of a fucking keffiyeh. I’m talking about the now iconic image of Argentine Marxist revolutionary Ernesto “Che” Guevara in one of the defining photos of the 20th century being plastered all over clothing (and much more, see link).

The defiant stare, patchy beard and wild untamed hair under a Frank Spencer beret helped by sympathetic Hollywood portrayals romanticising him as a poster boy for counterculture and a Latin American folk hero fighting U.S capitalist expansion.

His daughter Aleida said of the fad,

“But look at the people who wear Che T-shirts. They tend to be those who don’t conform, who want more from society, who wonder if they can be better human beings. That, I think, he would have liked”. You haven’t met many modern western leftists have you? Smashing the economic system one overpriced T-Shirt at a time, probably made by some poor cunt in a stinking Asian sweatshop for a few cents an hour too.

Cut through the bullshit and his past becomes a bit ‘problematic’ as the lefties like to say. He was a thug and a murderer who ordered and personally executed prisoners as commander of La Cabana prison in Cuba. He also constructed Cuba’s first concentration camp where crimes against ‘revolutionary morals’ including homosexuality were punished with hard labour under the camps motto “Work will make you men”. How progressive, very 1940’s Poland. His and Castro’s ruinous social and economic policies are still felt today, leaving Cuba one of the regions poorest after previously being one of its most prosperous.

Not that any of this would hold much sway with the type of fart sniffing bourgeois throbbers who wear his mug on a T-Shirt and hate ‘the system’ but can’t live without the system. The naive students, walking middle classes cliches of selective outrage who probably don’t know who comrade Che was anyway, just some guy on a shirt. Or the professional armchair revolutionaries, fighting the capitalist pigs, £800 smartphone in one hand, overpriced fairtrade Starbucks latte in the other.

Cunts of the world unite indeed.

the chec store

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

The insanity of ads on youtube.

I hate ads in general, so I avoid as much as possible, but, YouTube has decided I must be subjected to having my intelligence insulted multiple times a day.
I find it strange when I’m watching a documentary on WW2 history to have ads popping up, that I can’t easily avoid, for some feel good, healthy food, exercise bullshit.
That is very poor targeting by someone’s marketing department.

If all this AI shit is doing anything useful, it would know that inserting annoying ads into something I’m listening to is more likely to make me avoid the product, on principle.

Don’t waste your time on me

Nominated by : Cuntry House in Kent

Being male and especially being an IT nerd, I tend to be very focused and precise when it comes to information acquisition. By that I mean, 99% of the questions I ask can be answered with either a yes or no. Simple, easy and efficient. You’d think.

People who know me should know that. People who don’t are expected to get with the programme pretty quick because it is blatantly obvious. However, neither set of people seem to comprehend that I don’t have the time (or patience) to deal with their meandering and irrelevant drivel. For the sake of brevity, I present two typical examples, one from home and one from work. You decide who the cunt is.

Other half: I’m going to pop to the supermarket as we need a few things.
Me: OK. Would you like me to go with you?
Other half: Well I’ve made a list, but I think I might swing by that other store we went to that time, you remember, it’s next to the dry cleaners on the corner. I saw something online and it said they had some things on offer so, you never know. Where did I put my handbag? Think I’ll wear my heavier jacket as it’s cold and might rain. With slick roads you never know what the other idiots on the road will do. The other day as I was turning into our road, some moron just pulled out in front of me. It was all I could do to slam on the brakes and stop in time. What is wrong with people? Now where did I put that list? Can you think of anything else we need? I might make that fish dish later so I’ll need to add a few extra things to the list. Last time I made it I used cod, but I think I’ll try something different this time around. Fish has got so expensive. Do you know how much cod is these days? And salmon? The other week I was in….
Me: FFS!

Me: Can we meet at 10 tomorrow to go over your requirements for that server build?
Co-worker: I’ve got a meeting at 9, then I need to follow up with my manager about another project I’m working on.
Me: So does 10 work or not?
Co-worker: Did I send you the requirements for that server?
Me: Yes, but there’s a ton of detail missing that I’ll need in order to complete the build. Hence a meeting. Can you do 10?
Co-worker: What else do you need to know?
Me: Well that’s the point of the meeting really. Can you make that time?
Co-worker: I’ve sent you everything I have.
Me: OK, but I still need some additional details. Can we meet to discuss at 10 tomorrow?
Co-worker: We’ll need that server up and running by Friday.
Me: FFS!

Nominated by Imitation Yank.

A link on the subject provided by Cuntemall below.

youtube

Standing charges for energy.

While I’m at it.

I’ve just had by recent bill for the 31 days from 9/12 to 8/1, 20% of it was standing charges.

Now, Energy Companies will say that’s what you pay towards the maintenance of the network.
So, we not only pay overinflated prices for electricity, because your wind turbines didn’t whirl, but we also bear the costs of maintaining and expanding?

How’s fuck off sound?
Yurt in a wood, anyone?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.