Tom Hiddleston

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Tom Hiddleston is a cunt…

Publicity stunt or not, what man worth his salt goes around in a T-Shirt with ‘I Love TS’ on it? TS, of course, being that talentless, shaghappy, atttention sucking bag of bones, Taylor Swift… Not only that, Hiddleston gets a heart shaped tattoo and lets Swift parade him -Cruise and Holmes style – in front of her posse of luvvie cunts, like Blake Lively and that Delevigne slag…

Any normal bloke would have said ‘Fuck you’ about the T-Shirt, ‘Get Stuffed’ about being Swift’s poodle in front of her entourage, and to Swift herself, ‘If I want a quickie with a media whore that looks like a skeleton, I’ll give Posh Spice a ring….’

Hiddleston is such a fucking cunt, a pussywhipped creampuff, and a total fairy…

Nominated by: Norman

I’d like to nominate Tom Hiddleston, for his very public “relationship” with buck-toothed mascara-eyed pseudofeminist and serial whore Taylor Swift.

If he’s just using her as a beard or a as a grab for publicity, he’s a fucking dolt. It’s bad enough cleaning up that cunt John Mayer’s sloppy seconds, but spending a weekend with fucking Ryan Reynolds, his dimwit wife Blake Lively, 500 of Taylor’s closest friends and photographers must be like tossing off with a Brillo pad.

If he really is, as “friends” claim, “smitten” with this horse-face warbler and her new rubber jugs, he is even more of a pitiful cunt. Apparently poor Tom is “stressed by his box-office failures” and get this- “the Brexit vote.” Maybe this Cambridge-buggered polesmoker should wallow in his misery with the fat slag Charlotte Church.

Nominated by: William Morrissey

7 thoughts on “Tom Hiddleston”

  1. If Viz do another movie, they could have all these cunts work together… Tom Hiddleston as Raffles, Charlotte Church (and Adele) as The Fat Slags, Taylor Swift as Spoilt Bastard, Ryan Reynolds as Terry Fuckwit etc….

    If that silver spoon twat, Hiddleston plays golf, he could find the Swifty Slag useful… Put a pair of Doc Marten’s on her and use her as a golf club….

    • Clarkson (or the late Robert Dougal/ Reggie Bosanquet) as Roger Mellie, Jimmy (cunt) Nail as Sid the Sexist, Jo Brand as Millie Tant, Chris Martin/ Gwyneth FUCKING Paltrow as the Modern Parents, any member of the Conservative Party as Morris Day Sexual Pervert/Baxter Basics/Fru T Bunn, Russel Brand as Eight Ace (accept it Russel, it’s your fate, you WANKER). Also Boris Johnson as Roger Irrelivant “wibble, frisnit, lawks etc”, Russel Crowe as Biffa Bacon (did you spill my pint?), Theresa May or that Eagle thing as Meddlesome Ratbag, Prince Philip as Major Misunderstanding and former PM Dave the Pigshagger Cameron as Aldridge Prior, the Hopeless Liar. Oh and Corbyn the Stupid Hippie as Mr Logic. The entire cast of a Viz movie walks amongst us. There’s probably more but I’m now far too pleasantly pissed/stoned to think them up.

  2. Here we are on a nice sunny afternoon ready to give Tom Hiddleston a casual cunting which he absolutely and richly deserves for allowing himself to be used by media whore Swift.

    Then I read this and a couple of other articles about what really happened at the Bataclan.

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/07/15/french-lawmakers-told-bataclan-terrorists-tortured-disemboweled-victims.html

    This could of been any of us or our kids, just enjoying a night out in any European city.

    Up until now these details of the attack have been covered up, I suspect in fear of public outrage against Islam in they had been revealed at the time. How much longer are Western politicians going to defend Islam and dismiss or cover up it’s worst crimes.

    France is the prime target for Islamic terror attacks and their government is impotent to defend its people and then covers up the crime.

    • I wish I could say that I’m shocked, not by the barbarism of the muslims, that is well known and I would literally put nothing past them. But rather by the officials who covered up this outrage.

      I also wish I could say that the cover up could not happen in Britain, but we all know about Rotherham.

      Slowly people are waking up and when enough have woken there is going to be a reckoning to be had.

      • When will the real war start? At the moment it’s like an elongated version of early 1940 and the phoney war.

        These cunts are taking the piss out of us. Time for a short sharp Argentinian style “dirty war”. Camel fuckers thrown out of helicopters etc.

      • France truly is the 1st African moslem colony of Europe, since the Moors were driven out of Hispania.

        Hitler and many others predicted this. Even the great philosophical thinker voltaire warned his fellow frenchman of the islamic uprising in france. Even though voltaire hated catholicism he definitely hated islam more

        So considering that its hard to feel sorry for the french. ION Huffington Post had a digusting article basically excusing the terrorists actions and blaming white people for being racist the author was you guessed a braindead moslem

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