I’d like to nominate Iain Duncan Smith for an emergency cunting: a resignation is the coward’s way out.
The cunt should have hung himself.
Nominated by: Fred West
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Chloe Madeley urgently requires cunting for the following reason (I am quoting a probable serial killer though I wish I could’ve put it so succinctly):
“My new target for cunting is Chloe Madeley….sick to death of her posting selfies of her gym honed body whilst claiming that she’s not bothered what people think about her. Right love, course you’re not. Your dumb alcoholic mother made a crass statement re Ched Evans which resulted in stupid cunts making horrific comments about you and you’ve also been the victim of cruel jibes about you appearance after appearing on Dancing on Ice or some other show. However, rather than accept the fact that you’re an attractive and NORMALLY PROPORTIONED young women with a great many more advantages than a lot of people, you’ve decided to let the taunts of a bunch of cunts force you to undergo a grueling fitness regime, which despite its results does nothing more than remind you everyday that bastards have forced you to the gym again rather than you deciding to live a normal life and ignore them.”
So please give Chloe Madeley a cunting and save me from ending up in various suitcases in various canals.
Brian May also requires cunting for wearing a merkin on his head and for being a Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, which could almost have C.U.N.T. as an acronym.
Crabb is a complete cunt. Despised around these parts. Only got elected due to him fellating all the businessmen in the area and that we have an unfortunate amount of self obsessed farmers voting for the twat.
Which reminds me, I need to cunt the YFC quick sharp.
I thought it was just me who hates her. Style? She’s only just about got a pulse. Imagine seeing that in the rear view mirror? You would be bracing for impact!
How do you tie the knot properly – it’s a long time since I was dib dib dibbing in scouts. Make it double ended and hang Osborne the other side, like a fulcrum. The one that kicks off most wins. Then chuck the survivor into a very deep mine.
For your consideration: Mr Woody Cunting Allen.
A heinous one-man multicunt on a seemingly unstoppable six-decade crusade to aggressively promote the cunt agenda.
He’s like some sort of Cuntinator – he absolutely Will Not Stop making repetitive, pretentious, tiresome, by-the-fucking-numbers, utterly pointless movies, in which he invariably cops off with A-list flange half his age.
Incredibly, various august bodies – of Cunts – have awarded him four Oscars, nine Baftas, and a shedload of Mickey Mouse Euro awards. Every last one of them for Contributions to Cuntage.
It should not escape notice that this feted, celebrated, spoilt, over-indulged, wildly successful multi-millionaire trades on a public persona of angst and insecurity.
You absolute hypocunt, Allen.
When not churning out cinematic drivel, Mr Allen is to be found sunk to the plums in his Korean kind-of-stepdaughter in a highly suspect set-up that paddles in the shallow end of incest and noncing.
In summation: “Woody Allen is a Cunt” ought to be projected nightly on the surface of the moon with a giant fucking laser.
He’s also not fucking funny. In fact, the funniest thing he did was to fuck his own step daughter. Even his fans admit that he’s completely lost the fucking plot film-wise.
Yep… Anyone who thinks this Duncan Smith creature has suddenly developed a caring side is a stupid cunt… He either wants a top job if/when Boris becomes PM, or he’s pushing his Brexit agenda (again,for future job prospects), or he’s jumping ship before the whole horrific story of the DWP/Atos/Seetec/JCP genocidal purge goes very public….
Whatever this evil cunt as resigned for, it sure as shite isn’t because of the disabled… IDS is such a cunt he’d give Himmler a run for his money…
Agreed Norman, He definitely left to get in a position to get a top job when the Brexit happens. How can he say he’s resigned because of unfair tax or whatever on the disabled when him and his bunch of cunts caused so much shit for people on Disability benefits. He’s trying to say to say what he was doing was fair, what a cunt.
I know Ive posted this before but you cant cunt this guy often enough. I wish once more and this time with feeling, to cunt the cunt who gave Chris Spivey photoshop for his christmas. Fuck me have you seen the retards latest ??? Jesus fucking Christ the man is mental.
Chloe Madeley urgently requires cunting for the following reason (I am quoting a probable serial killer though I wish I could’ve put it so succinctly):
“My new target for cunting is Chloe Madeley….sick to death of her posting selfies of her gym honed body whilst claiming that she’s not bothered what people think about her. Right love, course you’re not. Your dumb alcoholic mother made a crass statement re Ched Evans which resulted in stupid cunts making horrific comments about you and you’ve also been the victim of cruel jibes about you appearance after appearing on Dancing on Ice or some other show. However, rather than accept the fact that you’re an attractive and NORMALLY PROPORTIONED young women with a great many more advantages than a lot of people, you’ve decided to let the taunts of a bunch of cunts force you to undergo a grueling fitness regime, which despite its results does nothing more than remind you everyday that bastards have forced you to the gym again rather than you deciding to live a normal life and ignore them.”
So please give Chloe Madeley a cunting and save me from ending up in various suitcases in various canals.
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She also chose to drive a car whilst pissed and thus told the world she doesnt give a fuck about other road users. Self absorbed CUNT.
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i’d do her again and again – keybOARDINg is a bastad wen yor pissed
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Think you might be gay mate, protesting way too much.
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Brian May also requires cunting for wearing a merkin on his head and for being a Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, which could almost have C.U.N.T. as an acronym.
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And so it doesn’t seem like I’m hijacking the thread for my own interests, I agree with Fred West that IDS is a CUNT who should’ve hanged himself.
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Let’s not forget his successor Stephen Crabb, who by all accounts is likewise an extremely evil fucker… Keep up the momentum, and CUNT the bastard!!
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Crabb is a complete cunt. Despised around these parts. Only got elected due to him fellating all the businessmen in the area and that we have an unfortunate amount of self obsessed farmers voting for the twat.
Which reminds me, I need to cunt the YFC quick sharp.
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Plus that horrendous elderly Jewish woman used to flog cars at the moment.
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I thought it was just me who hates her. Style? She’s only just about got a pulse. Imagine seeing that in the rear view mirror? You would be bracing for impact!
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wtf is YFC blah blah blah
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Young Farmers Clubs. Need I say more?
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Crabb has already been outed as an expenses-fiddler too:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/5318954/Stephen-Crabb-nominates-fellow-MPs-flat-as-main-home-MPs-expenses.html
He also employs his wife as “one of his secretaries” (how many secretaries does he need ffs?) on approx £20k a year of public money.
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How do you tie the knot properly – it’s a long time since I was dib dib dibbing in scouts. Make it double ended and hang Osborne the other side, like a fulcrum. The one that kicks off most wins. Then chuck the survivor into a very deep mine.
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Only have to ask dear heart. Here courtesy of the internet:
http://www.wikihow.com/Tie-a-Hangmans-Noose
And this is how to use it:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3aaau_saddam-hussein-execution-full-versi_people
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I tied the knot with the missus quite recently and believe me ! It’s a fucking killer !
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For your consideration: Mr Woody Cunting Allen.
A heinous one-man multicunt on a seemingly unstoppable six-decade crusade to aggressively promote the cunt agenda.
He’s like some sort of Cuntinator – he absolutely Will Not Stop making repetitive, pretentious, tiresome, by-the-fucking-numbers, utterly pointless movies, in which he invariably cops off with A-list flange half his age.
Incredibly, various august bodies – of Cunts – have awarded him four Oscars, nine Baftas, and a shedload of Mickey Mouse Euro awards. Every last one of them for Contributions to Cuntage.
It should not escape notice that this feted, celebrated, spoilt, over-indulged, wildly successful multi-millionaire trades on a public persona of angst and insecurity.
You absolute hypocunt, Allen.
When not churning out cinematic drivel, Mr Allen is to be found sunk to the plums in his Korean kind-of-stepdaughter in a highly suspect set-up that paddles in the shallow end of incest and noncing.
In summation: “Woody Allen is a Cunt” ought to be projected nightly on the surface of the moon with a giant fucking laser.
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Couldn’t agree more… And he’s undoubtedly a nonce… His own teenage step-daughter, who he has known since childhood? Fucking sick paedo cunt..
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He’s also not fucking funny. In fact, the funniest thing he did was to fuck his own step daughter. Even his fans admit that he’s completely lost the fucking plot film-wise.
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Good old Iain Duncan Smith, The cunt whose cuntitude all others is measured against. What a cunt.
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Yep… Anyone who thinks this Duncan Smith creature has suddenly developed a caring side is a stupid cunt… He either wants a top job if/when Boris becomes PM, or he’s pushing his Brexit agenda (again,for future job prospects), or he’s jumping ship before the whole horrific story of the DWP/Atos/Seetec/JCP genocidal purge goes very public….
Whatever this evil cunt as resigned for, it sure as shite isn’t because of the disabled… IDS is such a cunt he’d give Himmler a run for his money…
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Agreed Norman, He definitely left to get in a position to get a top job when the Brexit happens. How can he say he’s resigned because of unfair tax or whatever on the disabled when him and his bunch of cunts caused so much shit for people on Disability benefits. He’s trying to say to say what he was doing was fair, what a cunt.
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He’s going before the slop hits the rotor blades… he’s frit of what’ll be revealed after that Freedom of Information court judgement.
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I know Ive posted this before but you cant cunt this guy often enough. I wish once more and this time with feeling, to cunt the cunt who gave Chris Spivey photoshop for his christmas. Fuck me have you seen the retards latest ??? Jesus fucking Christ the man is mental.
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Chris Spivey is not a cunt……
He is a FUCKING MENTAL CUNT
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A scumbag mental cunt, followed by other scumbag mental cunts.
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