Cunts who queue jump at petrol stations – specifically, cunts who just turn off the main road into the forecourt, but don’t join a queue straight away, they wait for a while before deciding which pump they think is going to move the fastest.
This then causes the traffic to back up on the main road, because the person behind them who also wants petrol cant turn onto the forecourt because they are in the way.
Whichever queue I join always will be the slowest, invariably I’m behind someone who
(1) Cant operate the pump
(2) Find the fuel cap
(3) Does the weekly shop
(4) Buys lottery tickets
Cunts
Nominated by: AndyC
I hate cunts that are unaware that the fill hose is designed to go to either side of the vehical (unless you are driving a mini bus or transit van)
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The worst one’s are those bitches that drive in with their 4x4s into those petrol station/mini supermarkets. They pull up for fuel and then do the weekly shopping. Thus leaving a huge que of people behind who just want to fill up and get to work. Then they come back and fill the car with shopping at a snails pace, eventually get back in their car and decide to top up their make up and fuck about with their hair for ten minutes before fucking off. Selfish cunts !
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I had a cunt in front of me who was obviously responsible for the works lottery syndicate as she handed over a stack of tickets to be checked at the terminal to discover any “winners.”After what seemed like a decade, it was now time to rummage through her bag for the tickets for the next lottery draw. Then finally when we think we’re in home straight, she’s done the lottery stuff, she’s got her fags, her basket of shopping is rung through the til, she’s told the guy pump 6, then realises she’s forgot the milk and sends her sprog to the dairy section, the furthest point from the till. Horrible selfish cunt type finally leaves and walks to her car. The car that happens to be parked six feet out from the pump making the adjacent pump unusable. Total cunt.
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Queen are cunts…
Sacha Baron-Cohen (admittedly a cunt himself) said he quit the Freddie Mercury biopic because he discovered that Freddie died halfway through the film and that the remainder of the movie was to show how Queen then went from ‘strength to strength…’
Now I am no Baron-Cohen fan, but I can see his point… Queen without Mercury is like The Jam without Paul Weller or The Doors without Jim Morrison… And what’s all this strength to strength bollocks? Doing a tacky musical with that Ben Elton cunt? Doing a record with that fat poof, Robbie Williams? Working with a great singer (Paul Rodgers), but giving him crap material and old numbers to sing? And now that Adam Lambert cunt? To do a whole second half of a Freddie Mercury biopic focusing on how great the surviving members are and how great they’ve done since Freddie’s demise (when they actually haven’t) displays delusional arrogance that crosses over into pure cuntitude… No wonder John Deacon fucked off and left them…
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Blatant queue jumping deserves correcting. There are exceptions with ditherers!
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Never mind ditherers the dotherers are far worse
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Damn them dotherers.
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