Romeo Beckham is a cunt (must run in the family)…
Because of who his parents are this little fucker is going to be a model… One of the ugliest kids in the world (he looks like his revolting mother), and he’s going to be a fucking model… Have you seen those teeth? Like a bomb going off in a graveyard…
Nominated by: Norman
Anything Beckham related just turns my stomach,see when Dave did the charity match for Unicef on tv,he just had to have his fucking kid on the pitch didnt he,Brooklyn I think running down the wing,it basically turned into the Beckham show,think hes at Arsenal Academy,Im sure Dave didnt make that happen of course,Beckham is just so 90,s now and everyone is bored of him now,the other class of 92 lot have gone into coaching etc ,this cunt still think hes James Bond poncing up and down catwalks and flogging keks and aftershave…..Cunt
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Funny enough there was a James Bond aftershave called Quantum, which stinks even worse than the film did. Perhaps there will be a Spectre fragrance too, a huge expensive bottle with fuck all in it…
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I make a point of never buying anything that has the Beckhams advertising it.
Mostly because it is aimed at clueless chav scum.
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Very true Odin,give me a bottle of £4.99 Mandate from Home Bargains any day…..wore it back in the day,never got me any chicks but kept the cats from shitting on me garden
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There’s nothing that makes me cringe more than sports stars holding their kids up in front of the cameras like badges of merit. Quite apart from the damn stupid names they saddle them with, they seem to believe that the fact they have kids proves they’re special on some way, that they’ve done something clever for which they deserve a round of applause. Well they haven’t done anything clever, they’ve put their dick in a hole and shot their load. Nothing clever about that. Idiots do it every day. Africans in mud huts do it. Animals do it. It doesn’t take any intelligence to father a child. Unfortunately.
Sports stars’ kids are special to them only, not the whole world, and it’s their sporting ability that interests people, not their personal breeding programme. Somebody should tell them.
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This seems to be a trait of most parents. Look, the rest of us don’t care about what your child has done. It’s not amusing, it’s not interesting and it’s not clever. Even other parents are only listening to hear you pause for breath, at which point they will launch into their equally tedious monologue. Fuck off the lot of you.
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I’m a whiskey drinker but I have made a point of totally ignoring in the shops that overpriced blue bottle of shite him and his fucking inbred looking chums advertise, that cunt has a job stringing a sentence together so fuck knows what the whiskey tastes like, cunt.
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My sister’s best mate’s boyfriend (a cunt if ever there was one!) got me a bottle of ‘Intimately Beckham’ one Xmas… I still don’t know why he got it me (I don’t like the cunt and he knows it!)… He said he thought I would like it because I was a United fan… I told him that Beckham is a cunt, that he sold United out and ruined a glittering career for a showbiz marriage, and that no true Mancunian red worth their salt would ever wear a Beckham aftershave…
I passed the unwanted gift on to my cousin, who gave it to a friend of her’s who is a poofter… Of course, he loved it…
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If he wants to be a footballer, I suggest Romeo Beckham should be locked up in a room with Jonathan King for a weekend to practise his ballwork.
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or do something socially useful, like prison visiting (Rolf Harris would surely appreciate a little kiddie at Christmas??!)
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Romeo, LMFAO – With a name like that he is bound to grow up to be an arse bandit.
He will be another Callum Best, living of his name, appearing on reality TV and snorting more Cocaine than Kate Moss.
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Makes shite whiskey check
Makes overpriced cologne check
Soldout united to play for a shitty american team check
Married the rudeist, and the bossiest spice girl check
Yep certificated cunt shame his kid has to walk in his shadow his whiskey is getting horrible reviews too they also want £4.60 for a 3cl Sample for fuck sakes! his whiskey has a 1.5 overall rating most calling it great bottle design(for a cologne bottle that is) but shite shitty whiskey overpriced shite. https://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/haig/haig-club-whisky/ It’s pretty bad when hardcore drunks badmouth your whiskey
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Check out Boaby’s review titled ‘disappointed’
I posted an absolute belter at the Oxo Tower years ago if you can find it 🙂
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looked through quite a few but couldn’t find it, on the plus side there is a fantastic double entendre by someone titled….
‘Has anyone else been taken up the Oxo tower’
Oooooerrrrrrrrrrr missus
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Ahahahaha great link titty, one of the many many bad reviews….
‘Terrible whiskey over priced rubbish,think it was this stuff that gave me the runs’
Thank fuck I never bothered buying the shite!
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About 200 reviews bout said the same overpriced shite few fanboys or stockholders tryed to sway opinion. The best whiskeys are usually pricey so why buy celebrity overpriced shite. Crown royal (is a favorite)Northern Harvest Rye was really good won this year too but I drink lightly, strong spirits brings out the worst in me .
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Strong spirits usually bring out the worst in almost everyone mate, that’s why people who know this and drink them anyway should learn moderation.
I’ll drink pretty much any whiskey going other than Teachers with it’s horrible tang and some of the Isle of Dura etc etc etc stuff that tastes of piss. I’ve drank £30/40/50/60 or more bottles that in my opinion were no better than a £18 bottle of Bells.
Like video covers of the 80s, the flashier the cover and poster the shitter the film was, a bit like beckham’s blue bottle by the looks of it.
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David Beckham needs to fuck off now. Sick of seeing the grinning cunt everywhere, when he is not grinning he’s pulling the ‘mean look’ on his Fragrance adverts. I bet he couldn’t drink two shots of his Whisky without getting pissed. Has been a cunt since he wore that Sarong. We will been bombarded by the Beckhams for decades now. I don’t even reckon David fucks Posh anymore, he’s been caught cheating before (silly man, getting caught) and I think it’s the money they can make being a couple which keeps them together.
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The fact is, football is watched by thick fucking queers. You shouldn’t be surprised when the players act like cunts. You encourage it you repressed homs.
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That’s called a projection statement! You’re obviously a rampant shirtlifter in denial If you can’t watch men in shorts kicking a ball around or even contemplate that scenario without getting a twitch that’s your problem ‘honey’!
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Really? This is your fucking level of “debate”? Shouting “no, you’re gay”?
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No football supporters I know are poofters… Not even Manchester City fans… In all my years following United home and away I have never witnessed any displays of poofery… It’s the players that have ruined the game….Going down quicker than Lindsay Lohan, brick shithouses falling to the ground holding their faces if their shirt gets pulled, ponces waving imaginary red cards at the referee to get a fellow player sent off… And little cunts who play for reserve teams on thirty grand a week with a Ferrari to drive about in… The game is now run by cunts and played by (mostly) cunts… Real supporters are screwed over and treated like crap…
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I don’t know any either Norm but I dare say there must be some by the law of averages, but not as ol twinkle toes is suggesting in his blanket generalisation.
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Now now dry your mascara no hysterics please.
No that is your level obviously as per your post, I’m suggesting you have homoerotic fantasies that all football supporters are ‘homos’, glad I’ve cleared up your misunderstanding.
If you are unable to take that sort of return point or if it upsets you maybe don’t post such absolute nonsense in the first place.
You can thank me later 🙂
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You really are an insufferable little cunt aren’t you? Still, keep deluding yourself that everyone who posts opposite you is a “sock puppet”. Like that sock you wank into on the nights your mum goes to bingo and isn’t there to pull you off.
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I’m so glad you changed the subject now you’ve been put right and moved on to something you’re mildly slightly better at although still rather poor….sulking miss wahhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
teehee
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Fuckin ell, I’ve had some Channel 5 show on in the background. It’s about some cunts who go to their local Doctor and say what they ‘think’ is wrong with themselves. Some of the Doctors deserve a medal for having to be polite to some of these dumb cunts. Anyways if the world has not gone mad television has, what are the odds of a show which films people having a shit being shown? It will probably have some cunt judging the texture and consistency. Mastershit will probably be the name. Television is a massive cunt. The cunts.
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No wonder one of the Doctors I see is a miserable cunt.
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Next time I go to see the Doctor I should say “Doctor I think I’m a cunt”. That should cheer her up.
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Everything about this is a massive CUNT. A self sustaining and self contained CUNT. Fuck me I despair. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3361640/Saudi-millionaire-cleared-raping-teenager-telling-court-accidentally-penetrated-18-year-old-tripped-fell-her.html
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Cunts moderated my comment – I gather all the public had to leave court (mr saudi testified in private) which is probably code that some sort of arrangement was made akin to when Blair stopped a bribery case to do with arm sales to Saudi Arabia.
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http://conservativepost.com/a-51-year-old-saudi-imam-and-his-6-year-old-wifedoes-anyone-see-this/
Thats a cunt alright.
But this is a child molesting muslim cunt.
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How the fucking hell can it be ‘accidental?!!’ I’ve never fucked someone accidentally, not even when I was pissed … So he expects the world to believe that he had a big lob-on and he tripped up, fell onto the girl and bosh, it accidentally went in? What a load of bollocks… This really reeks of friends in high places, backhanders, funny handshakes and corruption at its very worst…. The cunts that have let this piece of crap off are the same sort of filth who protected Jimmy SaviIe for decades.. I really hope this cunt gets his just desserts and that somebody does serious damage to the dirty bastard…
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The judge in this case Mr Justice -compromised to fuck- is a cunt. How the fuck does he sleep at night?
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Romeo looks like Jeremy Irons whos also a luvvie cunt
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So that sour faced, arrogant, gobshite cunt, Jose Mourinho has go the boot…
And to think he called Arsene Wenger a specialist in failure… I bet the Arsenal boss is pissing himself laughing… Still, makes a change from Mourinho throwing his toys out of the pram, sptitting out his dummy and fucking off (see Real Madrid, Inter Milan etc)… This time the dodgy Russian oligarch has done it for him…
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‘The unemployed one’
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Not so fucking special now, is he? Wenger was (and is) a far better manager…And Mourinho doesn’t even come near Fergie in his prime… If it wasn’t for the Russian oligarch’s millions, Mourinho wouldn’t have won piss all with Chelski… They’ve had better managers than him (Ancelotti and also Ranieri – now working miracles at Leicester) and Chelski treated both diabolically… But this cunt thought he was fucking God… Talking about himself in the third person like he was fucking Caesar (‘Mourinho this! Mourhino that!)… Blaming everyone but himself if things went wrong… A bit like Hitler ranting that the German people were not worthy of him… It’s hard to be upset at his demise..
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Mourihno now gone (a second time!)… Along with Grant, Ancelotti, Ranieri, Scholari, Hiddink, Villas- Boas, Di Matteo and Benitez… Yet John Terry still remains.. We all know who has the Russian Oligarch’s ear (and who is up his arse!)… The corrosive chav got lucky cunt known as ‘JT…’
Fucking hell, if you count Mourinho twice Chelski have had more managers in ten years than Manchester United have had since the War…
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Chelsea are a fucking joke, they will soon run out of Managers to hire as they have had most of them. Not that I particularly like Mourinho but he is Mr Chelsea and even though they are in a shit position he probably would have got them into Europe next season, maybe Champions League if they would have won the Europa League. I am sure he would have strengthened in January. Anyways I don’t give a fuck about Chelsea and I think Mourinho is a blank Cheque book manager, I don’t think he can win things now unless he has a lot of money, I thought Di Matteo was the right cung for them. I have to say it Norman I might have a bet on Jose becoming Man United manager in January or Summer. He can’t be much worse than Van Gaal?
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B&WC, He did nothing but make excuses regarding his failures although the players should stump up for some of the blame, ball boys, referees, the crowd, the doctor, basically anyone but him and with a large lawsuit looming over the physio debacle there may be politics involved in chelsea distancing themselves from him. .
Hitler Van Gaal is an even bigger cunt but slightly less of a failure up to now.
Jose as manager of Man U, it would be a trainwreck but I would watch with interest just for the shits and giggles.
I’d be very happy for Leicester to win it this year, they fucking deserve it I think.
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Was he shagging her ?
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Nope, I would have seen him in a better light if he was. She went on the pitch to treat a player without his say so so he called her names and then she got the sack.
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United are heading for an early 70s scenario… After Busby retitred they kept appointing the wrong man… Six years after the European Cup was won, United were relegated.. But United’s problems aren’t just about Van Gaal… There’s that fat Scouse fucktard, Rooney, that cunt Woodward and those freaks from Florida… And Giggs being given the No.2 job just because he is Ryan Giggs is a mistake… Bobby Charlton was also a great United player, but he was a shit manager… Top managerial and coaching jobs shouldn’t be given out just because someone did well as a player…
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You’re probably right about Van Gaal…. The next United manager will probably be foreign, whoever he is…
Chelsea fans are full of shit… All these cocks on Sky Sports, bleating about how there is ‘no loyalty at Chelsea’ and how Abramovich would ‘never be forgiven, ever…’
Loyalty? I wasn’t aware that there ever was any at Chelsea… Ask Di Matteo, Ranieri, Ancelotti, Villas-Boas etc… I don’t recall all these knobheads giving a fuck about them being sacked and moaning on about loyalty… What a load of crap… And as for Abramovich never being forgiven… They’d soon be crying if he fucked off and took his money with him… Also, if he manages to buy Chelsea more trophies these ‘upset’ fans would soon forget the Russian Oligarch’s ‘unforgivable’ behaviour… Cunts…
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The sort of player that now dominates the Premier League has been part of Mourinho’s undoing… Cunts like Eden Hazard… See also Carlos Tevez at City and Luka Modrich at Spurs… Fancy Dan foreign tosspots who believe that they are the centre of their own universe… The sort of cunt that won’t put in 100% or even play at all because their ‘head isn’t right’ or some other softarsed excuse…
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