The Zoo

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Zoo’s are out of order and the cunts who go there are no better than the freak show visiting Victorian cunts.

How the fuck can you go and see a Lion in Bristol or London Zoo in the middlie of winter with the weather we get here? Do you think the Animals are happy there? Do you think the Animals look at the stupid cunts visiting them and think ‘oh look at these lovely people pointing at me and staring’? No, they are thinking ‘Your worse than the cunts who brought me here’ because if no cunt visited Zoo’s there wouldn’t be Zoo’s.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

25 thoughts on “The Zoo”

  1. The Cunt ‘Directors’ or ‘Managers’ at Zoo’s are almost as bad as the (£100,000+ a year Salary) charity executives. Whose charities by the way usually give about 25-30% of their income to the ACTUAL charity they represent. Next time a charity (on commission) worker stops or tries to stop you in the street ask them what percentage the charity actually gets out of what you donate. Another one to add to the ever growing list of why the U.K is a cunt. The cunts.

  2. Sorry to differ with you on both points, but…
    Another perspective is: if a large national charity is receiving £millions per year in donations, do you really want some inexperienced office junior on £18K managing what happens to that money?
    The point is, the more money involved, the more admin required and the more responsibility needed to spend the ‘useable’ cash wisely. So, you have to offer the big bucks to get the right people on board, otherwise they’ll just work in the private sector. No charity I know of can give 100% of the proceeds directly to the cause and most are pretty transparent about how the money is spent.
    Obviously if you don’t like it, then don’t donate to them.
    As for zoos, well I generally don’t like them either and agree that the animals probably are not happy there (well mabye the ones born there that don’t know any different might be) but unfortunately some species would be extinct without captive breeding programmes etc… So for conservation reasons – yes to zoos, but for entertainment of morons – no.

  3. I prefer wildlife parks like longleat where at least the animals look comfortable at least. Zoos look pretty shit for the animals imho.

  5. The old days were not good:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rbd3xarG0k

    But now I beg to differ. I have -selectively- visited Zoological gardens and this one:

    http://www.chesterzoo.org/conservation-and-research

    …is not a Cunt. Nor is:

    http://www.paigntonzoo.org.uk/conservation-research

    And if it takes the filthy lucre of the visiting great unwashed masses to keep the work going then so be it. The animals and the staff have to eat in winter after all also the animals in captivity are -hopefully- safe from trophy hunting dentists. Unless there is another war and we’ll eat the fucking lot without batting an eyelid.

    What is a Cunt is the fact that modern zoos -as opposed to the Victorian peep shows- have to exist at all in order to save breeds from the excesses of human predation and exploitation, but there again, the native fathers have to feed their families in winter -as it were. Now the chinese trophy and mendicant-aux-naturell hunters on the other hand………………….

  6. I would like to cunt traffic “planners”.
    These oxygen thiefs hate cars so much – they are undoubtedly all spiteful small-minded creeps who probably use public transport or bicycles – that their junction control programming hold up the flow of traffic for no reason. Sets of traffic lights with pedestrian crossings are timed so much in favour of the walkers that few cars escape in the 20 seconds they’re given, before the peds get another 3 minutes, plus another 10 seconds on top with all lights on red, presumably just in case a paraplegic is rolling slowly across the road. The frustration caused has led to many accidents, as drivers take risks to escape their imprisonment. Bloody useless cunts!

    • Utter madness, and a complete bunch of twats

      We have cycle lanes and also speed bumps, but the dozy fuckers decided that the speed bumps straddle the cycle lane, so you either have to go into the cycle lane or straddle two speed bumps.

      Plus we have those little bollards, as a pedestrian refuge just before the cycle lane

      Now I have a confession to make, my pride and joy is a Austin Healey 100/6, love that car, I love it because it emits more emissions to melt a polar ice cap and it’s tax exempt, I love it because it’s British and it’s looks great and it reminds me of the time before the country got fucked up.

      Anyway, what it’s not , it is not designed to go over speed bumps or dodge bollards, or do any of that modern day crap, these are latter constructs of cunts.

      So I have to straddle speed bumps, very slowly, but much to the annoyance of a cunt in an Astra something or other, decided to over take me and drive straight into one of those bollards

      Cunt

      • AndyC You can run that old Healey around for the next 50 years and still not create as much environmental damage as banging out a new “Eco car” on a production line. Both the Greenies and the manufacturers would rather not officially admit that but it is true. Modern cars may be superficially sophisticated but they are disposable shoddy nasty plastic shite for the most of it…….

  7. New Years Eve Pub Invaders
    I’d like to cunt all those fucking cunts that suddenly feel the need to invade your local pub every fucking new years fucking eve. You know the cunts, they’re the ones you don’t know or don’t even see all year until they show up on new years eve like a bad fart and all of a sudden know you like Adam and want to shake your hand after a couple of fucking babyshams and then think they’re your bessy mate for life!!! But then you don’t see the cunts til next new year and its the same fucking shit all over again. Cunts the fucking lot of em !!!!

    • Dead right, pal… Every fucking year these parasites appear… Regulars (including OAPs) can’t get their seats and these twats expect the compere, band or DJ to cater to their satanic tastes (usually ‘Love Is All Around’ by Wet Wet Fucking Wet!)… They make loads of noise so nobody else can hear the music and they leave their shite (chicken drumsticks, silly string etc) all over the floor and tables… Then you don’t see the cunts for another 12 months… These people are scum…

      • This time of year is notorious for pubs filling up with people who have no idea how pubs work.

  8. Salford City FC are cunts… Time served reds who want to be “seen” at Salford City are cunts… Fuck The Class of 92 and fuck Salford City, and all who sail in her….

    Right Side… Left Side… Stretford End…

  10. Zoos are needed because there is no space for animals in Africa and the darkies are eating them.

    There are over a billion blacks in Africa (1.4 billion) and the fucking filth in the British parliament send £12bn ‘aid’ (money thieved from the poor in the UK) to blacks in Africa to so they can breed like rats and ferment syphilis and Ebola.

    Overseas aid should be used to help elephants, monkeys and wild pigs – black vermin should be allowed to starve.

  11. Charlie Sheen IS A Cunt, Seems like ol’ charlie sheen was fucking trannies maybe thats why he meant by BI-WINNING. Yeah your sure winning mate, your life destroyed by promiscuous sex with thousands of hookers and tranny’s. Also a heavy consumption of heavy drugs like cocaine and crack ruined your life with you’re family and your kids you stupid HIV positive tiger blooded cunt. You’re losing now you poor old sod.

  12. Modded again. Three links and you’re out.

    (your reply is too short waffle for a bit or we wont publish it)

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