Xmas, a once religious festival hijacked by ad men and capitalist cunts.
I fucking hate everything about it, from the Christmas card shenanigans, to secret santa at work, to the works xmas party, to the shit on TV, to the fucking overpriced Turkey, to the fucking family gatherings, to the tatty tree and decorations, to ‘everyone’ wishing you happy christmas starting in November. A load of shite that costs you the best part of £1000 for 24 fucking hours.
Then as soon as it gets to 6pm on xmas day the TV starts with it’s xmas sales adverts, then every woman on TV has a ‘fitness’ DVD out, then you get the adverts for summer holidays.
FUCK OFF
If I was single I would sit at home in my pants drinking fucking beer & Jack Daniels and eat a pizza for dinner, Xmas done all for under £60…
Nominated by: Boaby
I have always been interested in the spiritual side of Festivus, you know, whiskey, gin, vodka etc
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Another follower of the great non celebration, that really is a Festivus miracle ho ho ho
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Here in the grim “up North” there’s a nice hotel for anyone who wants to avoid all things Christmas, they’re always fully booked this time of year.
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Festivus has some sound theories behind it so a good Festivus to anyone that follows it..
Merry Christmas to everyone else here and a wish for some well deserved cunting in the future.
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Charmed i’m sure lol.
Those are some ropey birds in the picture, has the opposite effect of viagra!
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Christmas is bollocks, I’m glad when it’s all over. Christmas day means food, beer, port, whisky, dvd’s and video recordings. Total cost around a tenner.
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There is fuck-all on TV and some old women who smell of piss are on my sofa. They say (in scary tranny voices) they are my (great) aunties.
I’m off to bed and wedging a chair against the door.
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Kevin are you sure they aren’t squatters…
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