Modern porn is a cunt.
All plastic fuck bunnies with little regard for their own safety of self esteem. Who can forget the days of adventure, discovery and enlightenment of finding the old man’s stash of Mayfair at the bottom of the wardrobe when searching for your Christmas presents?
Even the arrival of the Gratham’s catalogue was only a swift hand shandy away from heaven.
Happy days…
Nominated by: Fat Rich
I would like, not for the first time, to make a plea for the return of pubic hair. A women’s crack is something I want to touch, lick and think about, but not to look at if it has no hair around it. Trimmed yes, shaved no. I thank you.
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Same here, Allan… Anyone who doesn’t like a bit of grass on the pItch is Saviletastic, guys ‘n’ galz…
On the subject of finding Mayfair in the wardrobe, all those 70s and 80s classics can be found here:
http://creamcheese.eadulthost.com/mf/index.html
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Way to go Norman. I actually wore out the Veronica Wrathall issue. I have a replacement secreted away, purely for historical reference of course. Cream Cheese is now officially a euphemism in this house.
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I suppose you could say that internet porn isn’t worth a wank. 😉
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Don’t follow Norman’s link, there’s some sort of Trojan cookie that infects your iPad.
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Sorry, pal… It works OK on the PC…
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Is Trojan Cookie like jizz on yer touch screen?
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who would have guessed a porn link would contain a virus 😉
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You had to work for your porn back in my day,grubby vhs tapes covered in spunk handed around the workplace,a sticky jazzmag found in a bush in the park…..now its too easy to wank yourself to death….. Junior wankers have never had it so good
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