The Royal British Legion

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I would like to nominate the British Legion for a total cunting.

You would think it difficult to cunt off such a fine and outstanding organisation however as a member I would like to state my case.

The legion was founded at the end of the first world war and has made a lot of precedence on that particular war and its veterans to the almost exclusion of other veterans from other conflicts (and trust me there has been a fair few since then).

To whit with the above, with my legion magazine I seem to be inundated with offers for incontinence pads, rubber pants, lap trays, plastic tat, hearing aids, commemorative plates, in fact every conceivable item that I would expect to find in a charity shop or residential home. In fact since stepping down from active service I have been targeted with these mailshots to the extent that I actually wonder how I managed to do the job with my leaky bladder, joint pain, deafness, poor eyesight and bowel issues!

Seeing that this has been going on since I was 32 I would like to cunt the legion for its shit marketing department.

Nominated by: Lord Benny

13 thoughts on “The Royal British Legion”

  3. You need to cunt marketing in general

    I turned 50 and I got one of those pre paid funeral plan thingies come through the post
    (on my birthday !)

    Mind you I could get free Parker pen

      • Is that the one with that cunt Parkinson?

        Personally I couldn’t give a flying fuck what they do with me after I kark it, land fill is as good as anywhere else.

  5. I’d like to nominate all fucking Russians as cunts. Cheating bastard at athletics and total mafia twats getting the World Cup in 2018. And also rotten fuckers for shooting down planes. There is nothing good about Russia or its fucking people. So there!

    • Thats a strange attitude but where did you want the olympics to take place ? are you also suggesting russians only cheat because ALL countries cheat… dear boy.

      • World cup* sorry typo there but not only would a world cup bankrupt us but we wouldn’t be able to hold it. The last one in 66 was a triumph though of course.

      • That comes under the heading of shit happens we are sorry. unlike, No it wasnt us some one else hapened to get hold of a very complicated anti aircraft system (propably from soviet war exchange and mart) and did it. mind you have you seen the Issil anti drone defences? helium filled condoms with a little bag of explosives. very interesting.

  6. Came across this site by accident. Fucking funny! I’m a US American Legion and US VFW member. Nice to see vets get hammered with idiotic ads for terrible jackets, adult diapers, “magnifier” glasses, and a ton of other tacky shit. Or shite as you guys call it. Although…..I wouldn’t mind having a “Jesus as a cat plate collection.” Bahahahaha

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