Salads. They take ages to prepare, taste of nothing unless you smother them with salad cream and/or mayo and you invariably want a takeaway/equiv 1/2 hour later.
I was making a salad the other week and when I was cutting up some cheddar to pimp it a bastard fly distracted me and I nearly took my thumb off.
Nominated by: Mary Hinge-Frottom
Less food of kings………more food of CUNTS!!!
However put on the side of a plate with a medium rare fillet steak and some chips and the crap salad almost (and I mean almost) has a place!!!
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Im quite fond of salad as it happens ! As long as its mixed with food.
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Salad = garnish
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I love a tossed salad
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This could be an opening to cunt Salad Dodgers. Especially the ones that have last nights lasagne all over their shirts, 3 dogs and 9 kids. That also smell like shit,
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I saw a salad in real life once ……. some bleached white twiglet of a girl was struggling to squeeze a drop out of a mayo bottle but didn’t have the strength. I took pity on her and ate a cheeseburger and chips at the next table.
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I love having my salad tossed!
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Achtung Ze Fockink Hell! Bastian Schweinsteiger is apparently annoyed at some toy comapny making Nazi action figures that look like him (or something)….
I don’t give a toss really… We could do with the ruthlessness of a panzer general in our midfield… And as long as old Bastian blitzes those blue cunts at will in the Derby game, I couldn’t give a fuck…
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-34606799
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Nothing worse than a sour kraut…
Geddit?
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Barely looks like him in my opinion, for fuck sakes holacaust happened 90 years ago for fuck sakes people move on. That cunt Bastian Schweinsteiger makes too much as it is.
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Hitler was a veggie. He ate a lot of salad.
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Never mind the salad, he wasn’t particularly fond of the jews…………………
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I hate cunts who put loads of oil all over their salads. Kinda defeats the object, don’t you think? Take some nice healthy low fat, low calorie and high fiber food and then smother it in oil. And I don’t fucking care if it is the best from sainsburys extra virgin first cold press shite, it’s still 119 calories a table spoon. You’d be better off just having chips instead.
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I used to have an allotment, I would go there with my little gas cooker, shoot at least one of the barstard pidgeons that was trying to eat my peas, debreast it and flash fry it in red wine to accompany my salad (all fresh) very nice.
Now cunts salad is the stuff you get in supermarkets about £2 a packet for something air freighted in from a water impoverished country (chances are a recepient of aid from our Government) that is oh so (non) echo friendly, tastes like stabalized water, is going brown round the edges and destined for land fill in a few days!
now thats cunt salad.
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Ah yes, salad. Food that is eaten by creatures that generally end up being eaten by other creatures.
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Fucking salad, the only salad I want to see is a ‘tossed salad’ involving David Cameron, Samantha Cameron & a dead pig, oh and George Osbourne snorting cocaine off the dead pigs cock, whilst getting arse-fucked by Boris Johnson, with Lord Sugar wanking in the corner over Jewish Orphans finishing in a crescendo of Duncan Bannatyne stating “I’m out”
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