MP’s pay rise

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IPSA, the supposedly independent body that is responsible for making sure that MP’s don’t get caught with thieving from the taxpayer, have recommended that MP’s get a pay rise. Of 10%. I’ll say that last part again TEN…FUCKING…PERCENT. And they wonder why they’re fucking despised. Who the fuck do they think they are, tube train drivers?

Most of these money grabbing have gleefully accepted their ludicrously unjustified pay rise. Some of them have actually complained that a rise that will see their pay rise from £67,000 to £74,000, is not enough. One Tory, whose name I’ve forgotten, insists that MP’s are grossly underpaid and should be taking home £104,000. A small number of them, including Nicky Morgan, have announced that they will accept the rise, but donate the 10% to charity. So at least a handful are trying to do something with it..

My biggest issue with this pay rise, is the size of it. Ten percent is a fucking enormous amount of money to give someone as a pay rise. I wouldn’t mind if it were given to people who actually deserve it, firefighters, paramedics, nurses, military personnel, etc. Unfortunately, public service workers, have had their pay rises capped at ONE percent. As far as I’m concerned, MP’s are not essential to the everyday running of peoples lives. Nobody will die, nobody’s life will be at risk if we didn’t have MP’s. The country would not grind to a halt, our island would not be at risk of invasion.

As far as I can tell, our MP’s are a bunch of twats, who only in parliament because they would be completely shite in a real job. The spend most of their “working” week sat in a centuries old room pulling faces, shouting, and making childish noises and gestures at the MP’s on the opposite benches. Fuck me, you could teach a monkey to do that. So why do these ignorant, arrogant, immature, thieving arsewipes think they deserve a salary of £74,000? It’s an obscene amount to pay the likes of them.

I don’t normally support strikes. But the next time firefighters, nurses, or paramedics walk out in dispute over pay, I will be firmly behind them. It’s just a shame that military personnel can’t strike. There really would be chaos then.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

22 thoughts on “MP’s pay rise

  1. And don’t forget – Chicken Dave was saying BEFORE the election that this was “totally unacceptable”, but AFTER the election he suddenly decided it was “the correct rate”.

    Shame that Chicken Dave doesn’t consider that NHS nurses, the emergency services and teachers are worth the “correct rate”, the lying, puffin-faced cunt.

  2. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. & Yep. QDM: good call. But, fair do’s to them, they accept their outrageous pay rise with the same straight, featureless Janus faces they use when lying to the electorate. 10% doesn’t seem that much, however, 10% of fuck all would still be fuck all and about as much as the common wage slave can expect for the foreseeable future. Should mps still not be satisfied then they can claim twice for the painting of their fucking duck house; that little scandal has been successfully submerged in the sea of news shit we are fed every day.

    Write to your MP: http://www.theyworkforyou.com/

    I do. It’s worth signing up. In have and I make a right annoying Cunt of myself, regularly. The real pay off is that they are bound by law to replay, regardless. There’s also the bragging rights of having the portcullis embossed envelopes delivered. They never seem to go missing. Tell the postie you are campaigning for TNT to have access to high street mail boxes.

    Cunters: Take aim; steady lads.

  3. i have no time or respect for any politian, they are all a bunch of lying, cheating, selfish, fraudulent, ego tripping bastards. All of them without exception.

  4. 10% pay-rise, 2nd home/flat in the capital, backhanders for questions/contracts and after your political career is over you get a high paid consultancy job for the companies you did ‘favours’ for whilst in office.
    Not too mention the £500 appearance fees for all TV appearances, fuck me I should have become a politician, I’m ugly enough, a total selfish bastard but I could not become a politician because I am not a pea-do-file :p

    Politicians, a fucking shower of parasitic, morally bankrupt, public money siphoning cunts

  5. I know coppers who are having to take on extra part time jobs because their pay (for such dangerous work!) is so shite…. Yet these career politician cunts shant it up and flaunt their latest perks in the faces of the British public….

    There are rumours of IRA activity again in Ulster…. If that’s true I only hope the Paddy cunts blow the fuck out of Cameron, Osbourne and Co….

  6. I could never have made it as an MP because I suffer from a genetic defect called integrity which I inherited from my mother.

  7. I would like to Cunt all the has been ‘Celebrity’ Cunts who are living off fame from ages ago. There are so many I aint gonna waste time listing them but its like they have this television circuit they go on (Celebrity Big Brother, Celebrity Masterchef, Safeword) to make money and annoy us by hanging around. I know a lot of them are skint cunts but please have some pride and either stick to what is was that got you a bit of fame or fuck off. Instead of trying to stay in the limelight on some shitty show. There are soon gonna be more ‘Celebrities’ than normal people. The Cunts.

  8. I’m surprised no one mentioned this in the yvette cooper post perhaps its better suited here. In May 2009, it was revealed that together with her husband Ed Balls they changed the designation of their second home three times in a 24-month period. Following a referral to the parliamentary sleaze watchdog, they were exonerated by John Lyon, the Standards Commissioner. He said that they had paid capital gains tax on their homes and were not motivated by profit. Cooper and Balls bought a four-bedroom house in Stoke Newington, north London, and registered this as their second home (rather than their home in Castleford, West Yorkshire); this qualified them for up to £44,000 a year to subsidise a reported £438,000 mortgage under the Commons Additional Costs Allowance, of which they claimed £24,400. An investigation in MPs’ expenses by Sir Thomas Legg found that Cooper and her husband had both received overpayments of £1,363 in relation to their mortgage. He ordered them to repay the money. I’ll telling you you can make more money as a mp you just have to be a corrupt cunt with no morals . Voting its like deciding to vote for the bowl of piss or plate of shit, The only one I’m interested in is Nigel Farage only because he wants to get rid of eu involvement, against bailouts (which is stealing tax payer money its invented by zionists), love his stance on drugs & anti-tax on tobacco and immigration that’s good enough for me although he won’t win because of the lefties there love of Cameron and blair. Although I like to call them Batman and Robin http://jeffreyhill.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341d417153ef0133ed95149a970b-popup
    http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/01/david-cameron-moriarty-downing-street-radical-thatcher

  9. duncan goodhew anyone? regarding MPs pay. they say they work ‘very hard’ but how many of them have second jobs? there is at least 1 doctor i know off who works in the private health industry carrying out operations whilst at the same being an MP. for fucks sake!.if they havent broken up yet they will be soon and won’t be back till late oct. they will try and tell you they are busy doing ‘constituency work ‘ are they fuck. they are scattered to the 4 corners of the globe on very nice holidays, their constituents the last thing on their mind. i will writing to my MP asking him if he is accepting his pay rise, if he says yes i will tell him he has lost my vote ( not that i actually voted for anyone ).

  10. Cunter’s WAGs that need a good Cunting..

    I’d like to nominate ‘female cuntishness’ or more accurately the perpetrators thereof………

    I’m sure they do it to wind us up and they do it on purpose, that, or they are in league with the purveyors of blood pressure medicants.

    Allow me to illustrate:

    Sunday afternoon, Biggin Hill Air-show on the goggle box; the surround sound is wound up and flexing the windows. Enter honeybunch
    “Loud isn’t it!” Strike one. That’s why I turned it on you dozy cunt, is what I wanted to say, but I let it slide.
    “Now listen; this is what it’s about lass: a Spitfire.”
    “Sounds just like any other engine to me.” Strike two. You fucking soulless harridan!

    Michael Clarke announces his retirement and gets emotional:
    “Aw.” She says “I feel sorry for him, don’t you?”
    “No!” “He’s a baggy green Aussie bastard, which is as hateful a frenchman (No! Fuck off spell-checker he’s not having a capital F) without an English arrow sticking out of his chest. I hate the bloody convicts; they hate us so why should I feel pity for him”
    “But it’s only a game and you shouldn’t get so angry, it can’t be good for you.” Strike three through twenty-three.

    See what I mean. They can never attain cuntitude, but by the fuck the know about cuntishness and how to twist it when it’s in up to the hilt.

    Of course you could never trump Cuntishness with Cuntitude or you’d never get your shirts ironed.

    Sneaky vindictive cunning Cunts.

    • To be honest if your squeeze cannot recognise the roar of a Rolls Royce Merlin engine, you really do need to take the lash to her

    • My old man gave me some sound advice when I was a kid… He said ‘Son, if you meet a bird and you can sit their for hours – all night in some cases – and make out you are seriously listening to the crap they come out with, you will be onto a winner…’

      He had a point… It worked a few times, but the thing is we don’t have to put up with just one night of babbling crap, they talk this ‘wimmin’ bullshit all day every day… Nor ‘result’ is worth that, surely?

      Next time she gushes about Michael Clarke tell her the Aussie twat is an imposter… And that the real Michael Clarke was The Byrds drummer and he died years ago… This will probably result in a squeak of ‘Who were the Birds (sic)? I didn’t know Birds (sic) could play drums…’

      • About the same time I recall reading in the Chaps Scientific Journal -Playboy- of someone slicing two opposite pots off a scrapper and then spending umpetyfuck years balancing the crank, home brew crank case, strapping on : spokes, a soft tail and a saddle and all the necessary requisites to make a Rolls Royce Vee Twin. Haven’t thought about that for a good while.

    • Probaly the best sounding engine out of all the ww2 era planes its must cost alot to restore, I remember I had a model plane of the mosquito when I was 10yrs old.

      • There was a great guy who lived opposite my school, and he built these model aircraft for years…. He was a single bloke, but one day he got hooked and married… You can imagine the scenario (‘You’re not having them in our lovely house! You think more of them models than you do of me! Nag! Nag! Naggity Fucking Nag! etc)… Anyway old Billy gave me and my pal, Jason Boyle, the lot… There were Spits, Hurricanes, Lancasters, ME109s, Stukas, Fokkers, Zero Sens, and even V1 and V2 models… I wish I still had them, they’d be worth a fortune now…. I dabbled in Airfix when I was a lad, but Billy was a craftsman when it came to model aeroplanes…

    • A glorious sounding warbird.

      I took the Icelandic ex wife and her family to the Duxford flying legends display and told them to listen to the silken thunder that is the Rolls Royce merlin engine.

      They all agreed that there is something about that sound that makes the hairs on the back of the neck stand up and instantly makes you proud not to be German.

      On the Mosquito front, if you ever get the chance, look at the footage from operation Carthage (the raid on the SS HQ in Copenhagen) and operation Jericho (Amiens).

      The Copenhagen raid is astounding as they came in at tree top height and the boulevard they flew down is still pretty much the same. Remarkable for a bomber built by cabinet makes out of ply.

      If anyone is interested, there is an American company (spitfire aircraft company) that still builds Spitfires to order and can source the merlin power plant in place of a 1400hp Allison unit.

      Want one. Seriously want one.

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