Bev Craig

 

Let’s give a warm welcome to the latest recruit to the Lesbian Labour Ladies Group, Bev Craig, the Harry Potter lookalike with the boyish haircut and big glasses, who has become, with pisspoor opposition the new Mayor of Greater Manchester.

What is it with Labourites that they must be dictated to by ugly dykes who look as if they left school either yesterday or before VE Day?. I know Labourites like Kweer Charmer didn’t know what women were, but this old hag actually boasts about how masculine she looks. The Labour party seems to think we are all either quares or kiddy fiddlers, and we can but hope this thing is yet another nail in Labour’s coffin:

Manchester evening news

Nominated by W C Boggs.

30 thoughts on “Bev Craig

  1. Her jacket has the buttons on her left as usual for women, but she is wearing her belt in the direction normally worn by men.

    What does this mean?

    Hmm. Maybe I’m overthinking this.

  2. Beat me to it with the nom WC, good call, and I echo the sentiment, why are female Labour councillors, mayors and most of their MPs blessed with a face like a robber’s dog and the intellect of a boiled potato? When are these sixth formers going to realise that Marxism is irrelevant in the 21st century?? Either way, expect a refusal to apply the law concerning separate spaces for women and that Transbumbders must use the gents and an emptying of Manchester’s coffers to provide for a multitude of dinghy riders. If I may quote the Talking Heads, ‘same as it ever was’….

  3. I remember when being a Mayor was an honorary thing.

    Mayors were fat middle aged men who always wore a bowler hat and their chain of office.

    They would open county fairs and get butted up the arse by a bull, comically sending them over a hedge.

    This one looks like Ed Sheeran’s uglier sister.

    • That’s got me thinking, Thomas.
      What other Labour politicians look like Carry On actors or characters?
      I’m going for Wes Streeting as Kenneth Williams.

  4. I blame the people of Manchester for voting this ugly cunt into office. It’s no wonder she’s a lesbian. No man would ever fuck it.
    They had a chance to stick it to Labour, and chose unrestricted immigration and higher taxes and rates over their own well being.
    After all the trouble caused by Starmer, you’d think they’d be well rid of anything Labour at all, so they can stew in their own juice.
    Both of the football teams should be held to account over financial fair play irregularities also.
    It’s amazing how influential plain brown envelopes are.

  5. I like how she seems to think she is “one of the most visible lesbians in politics”.

    She isn’t even a household name in her own household.

    Maybe she meant risible?

  6. We all drink, eat, shit and piss. What does it matter with whom we have sexual orgasms or not ? Just get on with what you’re supposed to be doing.

    • It had stopped mattering pretty well until about 2008, when BASTURD OBUMMER stole office and infected the West with weaponised ‘protected characteristics’, as he was installed to do under the Marxist playbook.

  7. At least her election proves that Saviour Andy’s tenure wasn’t all about him and his professional northenness
    The utterly dozy and wilfully blind electorate will vote for anyone with the right colour rosette.
    How many dyed in the wool Mancunian Labour voters do you think actually voted for her because she’s a lesbian?
    In fact, not as many as they’d like us to believe, because she only got through on second choice votes (something I find particularly sneaky) after a recount.
    Anyway Manchester. Enjoy your diversity and pride celebrations.
    You always get what you deserve in this world.

  8. Can somebody help me?
    I’m trying to think of an occasion where the appointment of a lesbian to high public office has been a success.
    I can’t seem to get past Cressida Strapon, and she was a fucking disaster.
    Anyone else?

    • There are plenty of secret lesbians, FMC. I know of some who have turned the other way due to cruelty from former husbands.

      • Mrs Twatt is of the opinion that most lesbians aren’t really that way inclined, they’re just so fucking ugly they can’t get a bloke.

        She’s very open-minded is Mrs Twatt.

      • But you don’t look at the mantle piece whilst you’re poking the fire. Is another reason why the ugly can get away with it and generosity.

  9. I bet she’s a ‘freebleeder’ and her Tuna Vaguette fucking mings.

    I’m advancing to eldergay status and I’ve literally never encountered a ‘lipstick lesbian’ like in the pornos. They’re ALL like this in real life.

  10. Another career socialist politician,a creature of the ever expanding public sector.

    Tax,borrow,spend followed by fiscal meltdown and a life peerage.

    Gravy Train Cunt.

    Reap what ye sow.

    • Actually Sammy, my missus dabbled with a spot of sapphic love when she was at uni. She said it was the worst sexual experience she’d ever had. The dyke she took to the sack shoved her fingers straight into my beloved’s unlubricated twat and rummaged around like she was trying to fish out a 5p piece from down the back of the sofa.

      Set my old lady right back on the straight and narrow – in fact the only people who get any sexual kicks out of the whole thing were her male housemates who were peaking through the key hole waxing their carrots at the time

  11. I have a lot more respect for countries like Russia and China. Governed by strong men. Especially Russia. It is a more honest system. Our so called democracy is an insult even to the intelligence of an amoeba. Why is it that we end up being governed by so many traitorous homosexuals and useless foreigners? Why are we foisted with so many idiotic policies and scams none of us ever asked for?

    This is also my problem with the neo con types who want to bomb other countries all the time. I mean, obviously, the politicians of this stripe are just lobbying for the likes of Lockheed and will be handsomely rewarded for their efforts. But the fat, armchair Walts who support it, what are they getting out of it? It’s like watching obese morons screaming at the TV in a pub whilst watching other people kick a ball about.

    And the reality is, any military campaign conducted by the degenerate US and its satellites is effectively an attempt to spread deranged, far left garbage to other countries. If you’re supporting the spread of ideas originating with Frankfurt School and Fabian globalists, whilst also believing yourself to be conservative, then you are a cretin.

    Our disgusting elites have left me with no choice but to support other countries and their desire to remain sovereign and to have their basic morality and self respect intact. Our country has lost that battle.

    The unsightly mess that is the new mayor of Manchester is just one of the many excrescences growing all over the body of this sick and dying country.

  12. I suppose the best we can say is that Yvette Cooper will now have an opponent in the Lesbian Labour Ladies Wrestling Group, both stripped to the waist in their sequined speedos, in the flyweight division. The little ones have to be more crafty. Beefy Emily THornberry can manage a flying tackle, Bev will probably sit on her opponents face and fart, having just consumed baked beans and sulphur tablets.

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