The BBC’s (154) Advice on Stopping Out a Bit Late


Bonus cunting before it gets too stale plus vent about all things World Cup – NA.

“The England football team have a huge challenge taking on Mexico, on their home turf, in the last 16 of the World Cup.

But fans back home have an equally daunting task – surviving that 01:00 kick-off on a Monday morning.

The match will go on until at least 03:00 and that’s without extra time, penalties or watching any of the post-match analysis and pubs can open until 05:00.

That is a sleep-wrecker – especially if you’ve got school, university or work on Monday.

“It’s perfectly designed to screw things up,” says sleep scientist Prof Russell Foster, from the University of Oxford. He says you won’t fall asleep the second the final whistle blows either because “you’re going to get so energised, it’ll be difficult to wind down”.

Is there a big enough Fuck Off for these condescending asinine cunts?

The “journalistic” equivalent of a pat on the head,Auntie “Beeb” knows best.

Fuck me into insomnia what a bunch of fucking cunts.

BBC News?

Half time Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

13 thoughts on “The BBC’s (154) Advice on Stopping Out a Bit Late

  1. I couldn’t be arsed to stay up to watch the game, but I heard that it was very good and England did well.

    Now they will be up against the huge Norwegian cunt, whatever his name is.

    It’s 30 minutes to go before La Roja take on Portugal.
    I hope that they make that pedantic póóf Ronaldo cry.

    I have my rojigualda flying high above Casa Cunter.

    ¡Vamos España!

    • I hope Portugal win, but I think Spain will. Go CR7!

      Please please please let Belgium step up several gears and thrash the Yanks. The coverage of the US team over here is beyond nauseating. You’d think they invented the game the way the media carries on. I want them knocked out so bad.

  2. I watched the England game and thought they were very, very lucky.

    Their first goal was totally against the run of play. So much so that the Mexicans were still in shock when the arrogant POS Bellend scored a second. Oh dear. T-rex arms Pickford kept them in it as Mexico applied more and more pressure. Yes, it was a penalty and yes, the red card was fully deserved. Hoofing the ball away from your goal for the last 20 minutes hoping and praying Mexico don’t score the equaliser is not what a footballing powerhouse does. Utterly pathetic.

    I wanted them knocked out so badly, but not because I’ve become unpatriotic since living in the US. It’s just that I don’t like any of the players and actually loathe most of them. Kane and Bellend in particular. I fucking hate Kane, I must admit. Plus there’s a Kraut in charge which is wrong. Given he was hired specifically to win this tournament, I want him to fail in the most embarrassing way possible.

    Well, onwards to face Norway when hopefully Haaland can give the English defenders lots of practice picking the ball out of their net.

  3. I ignore Fussball.

    I certainly ignore the BB fucking C

    I sleep well at night, especially after my younger lady has provided excellent service.

    Good night cunters.

  4. I can’t remember who it was who told me, possibly some drunk in a pub, and possibly nobody at all, but they alleged that Grace Jones might have tried to rãpe Roger Moore on the set of “A View To A Kill”?

    No, I didn’t think so either. Might’ve been Christopher Walken?

  5. Why the Hell would anyone watch or listen to anything put out by the Buggering Boys Cabal.

    Anyone stupid enough to still be paying the TV Licence is paying for their brains to be raped through their eye sockets.

    The BBC is MARXIST FILTH trying to bring down the Western world. Stop shrugging your shoulders putting up with it and start joining the effort to bring it the cunting fuck down.

    • Seriously. If you have elderly relatives etc who have been brainwashed into thinking it’s ‘against the law’ not to have a TV Licence and that they’ll go to fucking jail, do them a favour and just cancel their licences for them. That’s the vast majority of who’s still paying for it.

    • I stopped paying the non-ce tax around 16 years ago. I’ve tossed hundreds of their threatening letters on the fire. Makes me laugh every time.

      By the way, if you want a real life, check out all the “TV licence inspection” videos on YouTube.

      Trouble is, they are now trying to find other sources of money for it. A broadband tax or some such. Surprised they haven’t introduced a pube licence.

      • I know they are, the cunts. But don’t say ‘trouble is’. Resist resist resist. I will go full poll tax riots and go to jail for the trouble if they dare. I’m not going to live on my knees perpetually sucking their cock.

  6. We have the start of another pathetic ‘heatwave’ so i’d assume all the mongs are WFH anyway and their mongy kids schools have closed before they head off to the beach of course.

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