Not content with bowling less able bodied persons over into the gutter in their quest for total pavement Blitzkrieg we now have next generation scooters equipped to enable shit weasels to turn the nice quiet road to the shops into a murderous modern chavvy Circus Maximus..
When will be safe?
Oven.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
50mph spastic chariots?!
I know Leek very well, this isnt the kind of highjinxs you associate with it.
Its full of antique shops, ducky darlings.
Bet it belongs to that all round awful cunt Dickinson?
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Mobility scooters are for dole malingerers.
You see one unattended,
Slash their tyres.
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Scamborghinis,Mis.
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Pavement Porsche.
Fraud Fiesta.
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Test
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If you’re going to modify a spaz chariot, do it properly, like this chap:
https://share.google/G6dGNNe1YlC2Senhs
Safe pic.
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Imagine how much tax money a year goes on the scooters for obęse pieces of shıt?
Presumably less than EV’s on motability, but still.
Yet another group of parasites dangling off the taxpayer’s tits, along with the innumerable others.
I just love getting up at 6am, battling traffic and dealing with simpletons all day so that my preposterous tax burden can fund lazy cụnts to get free stuff, doubtless all working men feel the same.
Roll on the collapse of the country and an end to the welfare state, hopefully resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of spọngers.
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Theres a big sweaty dollop of shite rides one of these while walking his chihuahuas near me.
I despise him.
His ailment is terminal fuckin laziness.
No shame.
Id rather drag my arse along the ground than use a mobility scooter.
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What sort of a man gets a chihuahua?
A cunt, that’s who.
You want a tiny woofer?
Get a Yorkshire Terrier, a proper English dog, not a wetback little rat of a thing with bulgy eyes and a bad attitude.
Morning MNC/all.
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@thomas….ay caramba 🇲🇽 🪇
only fit for a chihu con carne with a side serving of cartel sauce
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Morning Thomas.
They tend to be nasty little bastards chihuahuas dont they?
And shaking all the time.
Like Michael J Fox.
Not for me,
I like large dogs,
Something to protect the home,
And scare the ethnics.
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Michael J. Fox probably needs a scooter himself, the poor Parkinson’s-riddled bugger.
Actually, that reminds me of something I saw online:
“I’d trust you about as much as I’d trust Michael J. Fox to transport a wedding cake”!
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I can’t remember seeing anyone on a mobility scooter who actually needed one.
They are used by fat, lazy cunts.
There will be plenty around in the summer.
We have companies that rent them out.
By law they should only be rented to people over 65, or to people who have a recognised medical need and are able to prove it.
They have to be insured for third party injuries for €60.000.
But the police really can’t be bothered to check.
Lazy cunts turn up at bars here. They will park their spaccer chariot outside and walk into the places completely unaided.
The really bone idle fuckers will use any ramp that is available to get their scooters onto the terraces.
This means that waiters have to move tables and chairs around to accommodate them.
I have seen families who are eating, having their tables and chairs lifted by the bar staff to make room for these cunts.
But although every knows that these scooters are almost always unnecessary, people still get out of the way when one approaches them.
Why?
Even if the bastard using a scooter is a genuine spaz, they have no right for a delay free journey.
Why should I walk any quicker or get out of the way?
Good morning.
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Morning TAC…here’s a clip to gladden your heart:
https://youtube.com/shorts/zYsJbgpTgsA?si=v4et2cNTKLp5-YEn
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There used to be one in stockport few year ago and he had flags on the back of his mobility scooter,
Hed be at the front of a queue of traffic with a big grin on his face.
Bet hes dead now,
Through road rage.
The mad cunt.
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There’s a special place in hell for anyone who laughs at this magnificent 10 second clip:
https://youtu.be/3hQalPR_fJw?si=YQPoSKLcbm14IIQ1
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Good one Thomas.
The commercial shopping centres can be busy.
Once, having parked the car opposite I was walking over a zebra crossing with many other people.
The cars had stopped as they should do.
Some old woman on a push bike came through the line of waiting cars and just kept going.
She was riding at just above walking speed and the pedestrians had to stop mid crossing so they wouldn’t get hit by her.
“Cunt! You are supposed to stop” said one guy, but she just kept going.
Probably foreign and unable to understand the language.
Then fuck me, her husband appears several meters behind her, on a bike with no intention of stopping either.
The guy who did the shouting let the cunt get in front of him, grabbed the handlebars of the bike and shoved the old fucker off.
There he was, lying on the road when the guy chucked his bike on top of him.
That livened up a boring shopping trip for me.
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At 50mph they’d make a right good dodgem car.
Especially if driven at the wógs the ethnic food aisle in Asda.
I think I’ll get one.
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I don’t think that people have any pride nowadays.
And that’s people of all ages.
When I was a child I wouldn’t have been seen dead on a scooter.
Scooters were used by very small children on their garden paths.
Now you have grown men getting around town on them.
Pushbikes were only used if you were too young to drive.
And even then, you wouldn’t go anywhere that you may be seen by people you know.
What is it about British parents and pushchairs?
Huge kids who have been running riot around restaurants are put into these things for the journey back to the hotel.
Some of these kids must be 10 year’s old and can just about fit into a pushchair.
I can’t think of a reason why a parent would want to use one for a grown up child.
And the kids themselves must be fucking stupid for sitting in them.
Then there are the cunts that walk around with NHS aluminium crutches.
I feel a new nomination coming on for those bastards.
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That’s nowt.
Returning from a countryside ramble yesterday I saw a woman pushing two King Charles spaniels along in a pram.
Quite remarkable.
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Seen the same often UT.
Some dogs are old and can’t get around like they once could.
They still need some fresh air and more importantly, somewhere to shit.
They get taken to the parks or beach, lifted out of their prams and allowed to do what they have to do.
I don’t have any problem with that.
But just like mobility scooters, I am sure that the prams for dogs are not always used as they should be.
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Modern kids are retards.
They have mam or dad take them to school.
At 8yrs onwards id of died of shame,
Or beaten to death by the other kids if my mummy took me to school.
A rare punishment thatd be.
Titled with that most damning of epitaph
MUMMYS BOY.
Like a little prince Andrew or something.
Modern kids breastfeed till theyre about 14.
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Different times Mis. My first day at school in 1956, almost five, my mother took me to show me the way. After that I always walked the half-mile there and back alone until I walked with my younger brother two years later. Years later our kids were always taken to and from school by car. Had we suggested they walk there would have been bloody insurrection in the home. Sometimes when the elder was in the sixth form and her mother didn’t need the car she would drive herself to school. She would park the Mondeo beside the teacher’s Renault 5s and Nissan Micras. That amused me.
Trouble is now that living close to a school is a nightmare. Twice a day, five days a week, the streets are jammed with badly parked SUVs.
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Nail on the head Arty, couldn’t agree more. Never had a fucking scooter. Personal mobility by means of a push-bike from before I started school. Sixteenth birthday, bike in the skip, got one with an engine on. This was of course in the good old days when you could ride a 250 with L-plates, no CBT or any of that crap. Seventeen started learning in a car. Many young men these days are such milk-sops, try to discuss handling of a vehicle they look baffled and glaze over. I’m proud to say our daughters have much more idea. Jeremy Clarkson had it right;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sw9vDXdyMo8&pp=ygUZZ2V0IGEgY2FyIGplcmVteSBjbGFya3Nvbg%3D%3D
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There used to be a very round gent down the road from me had a scooter,it even had some sort of plastic cover that kept him dry in the rain if he was minded to go for a newspaper on it.
Strangely I’d often see him gardening sans scooter.
Anyway he’s dead now and some other cunt will have the scooter no doubt.
Dear me.
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Lazy bastards
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Never see a guide dog take a shit do you?
Wonder why?
Just dogs at the end of the day,
Needs must, like.
And are the blind legally entitled to pick up their dogshit or got a exemption?
Be hard to bag it up then put it in a mailbox thinking its a public bin.
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Hey Mis, was the header picture taken of a fledgling Miserable Removals before you got your license?
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