Can be cunts.
Being nosey like all women, the wife can’t resist peering over my shoulder when I’m at my laptop, just to see what I’m actually looking at. So she just caught me again, pouring over images of, er, Rachel Reeves. ‘Christ’ says she, ‘you’re weird, you’ (which is good, coming from the woman who gets hot under the collar watching that cunt Monty Don polishing his prize cucumber on ‘Gardener’s World’).
In all honesty however, I have to admit that she’s not wrong. The fact is, I hate Rachel Reeves the Labour politician and all she stands for, on top of which, she has to be the most useless Chancellor of the Exchequer of all time. The problem is that in spite of that, and in spite of the fact that she’s absolutely no looker, I find her as sexy as fuck; don’t ask me why, I just do. I reckon that he’s hotter than a navvy’s armpit.
It’s a strange attraction right enough, and I can’t explain it. I was seriously thinking of cunting myself for this perversion, but then I started to wonder whether such a taste was actually all that odd. For instance, my pal Big Al once owned up that he ‘wouldn’t say no’ to Nicola Sturgeon (yes, I know). Then there’s a very old female friend of mine who admitted (as we were on our third bottle of wine) that pug-ugly Geordie lad Jimmy Nail would be in luck if the chance ever presented itself. ‘Bloody hell, he’s really rough’ I said. ‘Yes’ she replied, licking her lips lasciviously; ‘really rough in an Armani suit’. Then there’s another old friend of mine who owned to fancying (get this) Gordon fucking Brown. ‘I want to be re-incarnated as his underpants’ she admitted, and she wasn’t joking; honestly, I kid you not.
So I’m wondering if I am indeed odd, or pretty much the same as everybody else. Are strange attractions a cunt? Come on cunters, what do you think, and who will you own up to having a weird hard-on for, under cover of the anonymity of IsAC? Tell your Uncle Ron all.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Yes, your odd.
So are you’re friends.
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Rachel Reeves yes.
The others you’ve got to be joking.
Either there’s something weird in the Brummie air or you need new friends Ron.
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At least you don’t support that real RUBBISH 🚛🗑️ team Birmingham 😩….
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Blokes having a thing for female politicians seems somewhat prevalent nowadays.
Yes, they’ve got younger in most cases, but they remain thoroughly unlikeable wimminz.
Liz Truss, for example.
Totally self absorbed and self unaware and, by all accounts, arrogant and rude to her staff.
She had a decent arse and legs, with cracking tits, but is that the attraction?
Maybe it’s, without actually realising, the power bit that attracts too?
Just imagine yourself, perhaps from the rougher fringes of society, having a go on that. Or Rachel from accounts.
Imagine the uproar and whispers within the establishment as you conduct acts of the filthiest manner in their ministerial flats of an evening.
Like say. There could be more to it than just bums and tits.
Meanwhile, I think I’d better retire to the bathroom.
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I can think of a few I’d like to slap across their smug faces, Reeves included.
The palm of my hand positively itches every time I see her.
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Wee Jimmy Krankie for me.
Does this make me straight, gay or a pædophile?
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Yes.
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Reeves, it must be said, goes out running and has at least a reasonable figure.
But I’d bet that Ron and every bloke who’d pull Reeves on like a fisherman’s sock would be doing it out of utter malice.
“Fuck the country, will you Reeves? You cunt, I’ll fuck you even harder!”
I’d try and time my jizzy explosion* to be the exact moment I’d finished strangling her and her soul took wing directly to hell.
* more of a pathetic, low-energy hiccup
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Nicola Sturgeon is particularly exciting in her Nazi get up. Claudia Wiinkleman would look brilliant in a nurses uniform. I have always thought Her Majesty the Queen quite saucy – dressed in jodhpurs and her crown, obviously.
As you can see, I have given this nom considerable thought, Ron.
Good morning, everyone.
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I was thinking more leather for Claudia, she could use my face as a saddle
and of course
https://youtu.be/mK-CeHtox6w?si=piGcGcc2tbzupKXu
😉
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I can see that Twenty. Good man.
Blimey it’s nearly time to get on to Talk Tv for my other fantasy, the luscious Hartley-Brewer.
I can barely contain myself at the thought of her…
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Definitely an outbreak of mental health issues on this site given some of sexual fantasies being admitted to…
Rachel from customer services.🤮
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You’re telling me Doc. I was beginning to wonder if I was the weirdo.
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Get your cock out, big boy..!
“With that voice”..😂
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Fuck me, I am waiting for someone to fess up for wanking over Diana Abbot 😏
as you know Claudia is a tissue filler for me 😁
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Ive a impeccable taste in sexual partners,
The only odd one out would be corpulent pissed up gardner Charlie Dogmuck.
The fact she was a bit of a slag appealed to me.
I imagine throwing her onto the compost heap, ripping her jeans off,
Her big angry red inflamed clopper glistening in the sunlight eager for my engorged manmeat.
Like a shire horse id mount and pound her shooting my baby gravy deep into her axewound,
Her big drunken face all sweaty and red
Eyes not quite focused.
Shed love it.
An id buy her silence with a can of special brew.
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Fucking Hell Mis …
You’ve got such a way with words – and so early in the morning too.
You should be writing for Mills and Boon …
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That is poetry, made my morning..😂
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” Clopper” definitely going in the docs dictionary..!
👍
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Christ on a bike. I nearly brought up my breakfast😱🤮😂
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Are you sure you should be on the Bushmills so early in the day.
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I must admit, that I have had that urge myself.
Meanwhile, I would like our brethren to consider and perhaps donate.
https://youtu.be/qzTYNhWoLZ4?si=Pn6S1L9GlJARQ_ev
Yes you too could help people like mis👍
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It’s great to know that romance lives on in this miserable world.
Morning all.
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All with Alan Titchmarsh peeping through a hole in the fence.
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Maybe ol’ Magic Grandpa will come on and own up…
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jennie bond….former royal correspondent.
would fuck the arse off her.
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I wonder if Lord St John of Fawsley ever did?
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Doubt it Twenty, he was a poof.
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Yes Chuff, I heard she was a dirty sod on the quiet.
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Ron, you are without doubt the most unashamed man in the UK, it’s one thing saying Rachel is sexy but actually looking at pics of her…. Well I have no words.
The are some very attractive middle aged women but Rachel is way down the bottom of the barrel.
Mrs Knee should take you to the doctor, get some medication 😂
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She’s been saying for years that I should be taken to the vets…
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Just for you Ron, something worth looking at
https://telegrafi.com/en/the-eight-most-attractive-politicians-in-the-world%2C-some-of-them-are-involved-in-photo-scandals/
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Cor blimey Sick, that’s nice
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I have a thing for Dawn Neesom of GB News fame. She looks dirty and has a superb pair of pins on her
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https://share.google/VeAWxn0zJemTeGNeX
The lovely Ms Neesom
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A threesome with Giorgia Meloni and Marine La Pen would see me a very happy man.
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