A budget-conscious cunting for the Chancellor’s red briefcase.
Every smarmy Chancellor stands there outside #11, holding out the briefcase, performatively containing yet another stitch-up of English tax payers. But (adopting my Points Of View voice) why-oh-why do they all have to look so fucking smug about it?
Why can’t they look contrite? Embarrassed? Ashamed?
They fucking well should do, all of them, the miserable traitors.
With the upcoming budget (Torsten Bell and his communist cronies, not Rachael Reeves; she’s just the mouthpiece) Reeves will stand there like a cunt, looking smug despite knowing she’ll be replaced by New Year.
Does she or Jeremy Hunt have a more punchable face?
Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine
All she has in that is a pair of outsize rubber knickers, a Kit Kat and a Durex just in case she manages to find a straight Labour MP
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I was going to say a peanut butter and banana sandwich and a carton of Umbongo.
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The thought of bananas & Umbongo made me wonder just what Lammy would have in that red briefcase, if he was Chancellor.
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I could not bring myself to watch, or listen to her whining. Does anyone know if she had a gin and tonic at the dispatch box? Or has it been banned by the health police?
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Good morning, everyone.
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Morning
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Don’t know if they are related, but Jim Reeves sang “He’ll have to go”.
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Nothing to boast about I know, but I have met Jeremy Cunt. He is quite tall. That is about all I remember about from the meeting. I imagine punching him would be like punching an empty paper bag. He was Health Secretary for six years, Being virtually invisible clearly served him well.
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Rachel from Accounts? Lovely backside, shame about the budget.
Morning all.
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Am I alone in imagining Her from Complaints in gym slip and navy blue knickers administering slow hand relief?
Dirty boy. Take a cold shower.
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Whats in yer handbag luv?
Go open the flaps and show me whats in your red box!
A droids guide to economics
“ah, ehh, um, budget for working people ehh umm ahh tory black hole umm ahh ehh Labour manifesto ehh ummm ahhh…
Jjjjust fffffuck off
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And blame “Brexit”
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As far as I am concerned she can shove the red briefcase up her arse.My god she deserves a personality transplant.🤦♂️
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In order to transplant, she would have to have a personality in the first place.
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Strange one from Our Rachel From Complaints..
Most of her new taxes aren’t slated to some in until 2028/29…
Very odd for a pile of new taxes right before a General Election..
Unless they all know that they won’t be in government then so can saddle Reform(?) with sorting out yet another disastrous term in office?
So many questions…in the meantime Rach,as they used to say in wartime letters..TOKO.
Good morning.
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“Talk about the Red Box” 😇
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A lifetime on the old PIP, knocking out kids to every Tom, DaShawn and Abdul from the comforts of your free house is obviously the only way to really prosper under a Labour government.
Oh yes, and to be an illegal immigrant of course.
Good morning.
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