Milking It


is a cunt.

We refer to the antics of the Giuffrey family in relation to the sad death (by topping herself) of that well endowed young woman Virginia Giuffrey at the centre of allegations of improper sexual conduct between herself and Andrew Mountbatten Windsor (the performer formerly known as Prince). We most certainly do not wish to sully memories of that beautiful relationship with any allegation that the SSSP (Super Star Stud Prince) likes to suck tittle.

No indeed, we are genuinely aghast at the faux tears and grief jacking as exhibited on the publication of Virginia’s heavily hyped ghosted memoir by family members Sky and Amanda. Dignity, ever dignity. Anyone would think they have a book to flog. How convenient that “Nobody’s Girl: A Memoir of Surviving Abuse and Fighting for Justice” by/with Amy Wallace (ghost writer) is available for purchase.

Featuring the Cry In here on Sky with Sky (confusing innit) Giuffrey (brother) and Amanda Roberts (sister-in-law) in full monetizing mode.

Sky news

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

8 thoughts on “Milking It


  1. That poor woman’s “suicide” is about as convincing as Epstein’s.
    I’d not be in the least bit surprised if Andrew watched a hired assassin murder her whilst he was priapic.
    His, his jug-eared brother’s and the deaths of the entire family of inbred royal parasites cannot come quickly enough.

  2. You must forgive me for dismissing this because I haven’t the foggiest what this is about. I must’ve given you a clue that I’m not a news reader of tittle-tattle or anything else light hearted for that matter. I only take the piss out of the odd thing that takes my fancy. Royalty can take a flying jump. If anyone wants to take their own life, at least do it in public so we can all have a laugh.

  3. Epstein Island was only available for the rich and well-connected. I don’t move in such elevated circles and so never received an invitation. Which is a shame because 17-year-old prostitute Virginia looked like she’d have been a lot of fun.

    Never mind. Maybe one day I’ll be invited to Cunt Engine Dungeon instead.

    • I’d never invite people I like and respect, like yourself GT…male guests in my dungeon get drugged and filmed doing all sorts of horrifically saucy things, the footage being used for lucrative blackmailing.
      It’s why you never see certain people posting here on ISAC any longer.
      Dick Fiddler was a particularly noteworthy scalp.

  4. Don’t commit suicide, take it out on the cunt who gave you those thoughts. If it means jail for murder, do it. They seem to have an easy time in there these days. You can wallow in pleasure whilst knowing you’re alive and the other cunt isn’t.

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