is a cunt.
Hilarious about Jimmy Kimmel. Good riddance to the Bidenite/Clintonphile/Kamala sucking bum.
Kimmel has been gobbing off on air about the murder of Charlie Kirk, and taking snide pot shots at the Trump administration and its supporters.
These cunts have been spreading their anti-Trump shite in America for years.
Knobheads like Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Saturday Shite Live and all the other one eyed pro Democrat tossers. They’ve got too used to mouthing off without consequence.
‘But… But what about free speech?’
Where was that free speech for Gina Carano? Oh, silly me. She wasn’t anti-Trump. And then there’s JK Rowling. It’s only free speech and council culture when it suits them and their agenda. Set of bastards. I expect the usual Hollyweird sluts and shite actors will be whining the place down. Brie Larson for a start. Well, there’s a surprise. eh? I don’t fucking think.
These leftie liberal turds have had free reign in the American media for much too long. It appears the long overdue backlash against woke and leftism has begun on both sides of the Atlantic. Not before time.
Nominated by Norman.
Donnie don’t like it up ‘im! 😂
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Who is this jimmy kibbles you speak of.
It all sounds like the same sort of kerfuffle we had with that bovine, jug eared crisp salesman.. taken off air then brought back a week later.
With the warning don’t do it again..
Though I heard his ratings were as bad as
Rodney’s.
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Rodney’s just accepted the vacant job of French Prime Minister. Having handed the UK’s fishing grounds over to the Frogs and by welcoming all the 3rd world dross they want rid of, he’s demonstrated his French patriotism, which Napoleon is keen to reward.
Unfortunately Napoleon hasn’t extended the offer to Rodney’s deputy and Mastermind champion King Louie. The French Government can’t afford to lose all their reserves of champagne and foie gras in a weekend.
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Foie gras, dave thinks that french for far right. He would be happy for a big tin of kibbles and snouts.
I think macron was more concerned about the furniture being turned into kindling by two dinners dave..
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Thing about Kimmel getting the heave from his ‘show’ is that it wasn’t about ‘free speech’, as the Democrats tried to make out.
Kimmel came on and told a downright lie; namely, that Charlie Kirk’s killer was a MAGA supporter, and that ‘the right’ was doing everything to try and cover this up.
Anyway, he wasn’t off air long. He’s back on preaching to his ever-sinking audience.
Morning all.
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still don’t know who the fuck he is, nor can I be arsed googling the cunt.
seems the neighbour got pissed yesterday night and drove into a fence down the road, fucked up his van and the fence, I hope its really expensive because the cunt swears it wasn’t him despite a lot of his van was left behind.
Feral pikey (road tax dodging) cunt.
I noticed the drive was empty today which makes me think he has fucked off for a while.
Bye 😢
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Funny, how Obama was untouchable as far as American TV knobheads were concerned.
During his time as President, not one joke or piece of satire was aimed at him.
I stayed with my auntie and uncle (both RIP) in the US years ago. I recall that almost all American comedians on telly had a go at everybody, especially the then President. Everybody was fair game. I also remember the talk show hosts being professional and impartial. Not gobbing off and acting like political oracles like Kimmel and that cunt Colbert. Now it seems that only Democrats are employed by TV stations in America. And big mouthed biased Democrats as well.
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They have imported some of our cunts too Norm, John Oliver being a real odious piece of shit.
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And that other cunt, Liberal.
The vast oozing slippery slimy fat human slug that is James Corden.
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Much the same here Norm.
When did you last see some biting satire aimed at Starmer?
Some might have a soft go for appearances sake, but not much else.
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Mmm… dunno Field Marshal. JHB was giving him shit just the other day and all of it well earned.
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Ah, you forget the left are always right and the right are always wrong. Or the faaar right are Nazi’s.
Have the darker hued bretheren worked out the democrats wanted to keep them as slaves yet?
I thought not. Morning all.
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A little known fact there Cuntymort.
After the civil war, the Democrats had to free their slaves.
They’re still all pissed off about it now.
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He cried when 2 term winning(some say 3!) President of the United States Donald Trump was triumphant against that dumb cunt woman last November.
REAL men cry over the death of a beloved pet, and nothing else ever.
The fucking – does ‘pansy’ get through wordpress – ? 🤔
Guess I’ll know in a couple of seconds ….
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Too right, Cuntemall.
Didn’t cry at my mum or dad’s funerals.
When I lost my dog, I blubbed like a babbie. Straight up.
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Not only that, our Norman, … if a real man is – manly-ly – upset in the scenario we agree upon, … and meets some cunt human in passing, .. the real man passes himself off with stoicism. Keep it to yourself for 2 mins ’til you can get away from whoever the fuck, postman or whatever, say. The other cunt doesn’t care.
But kimmel?
He cried on national television.
On purpose.
Over the supposed rights of anarchicly selfish degenerates and scumbags. And cunts.
Can I copy & paste my line about the cunt from last month, for anyone who missed it?
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”As for kimmel, the only positive thing I have to say about the dewey-eyed cunt is that his beard suits him.
Google tells me her name is Molly”.
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My dad had senile dementia. I lost the man I loved years before he died.
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No disrespect above, Cuntymort, .. was exaggeraring a tad for shock value.
Dementia is a real cunt of an exit… I read before that in some cases, lucidity returns briefly, just before death which makes it all the worse that the memories aren’t lost the entire time, just access to them is cut off. That’s fucking twisted.
There’s even a medical term, I see.
‘Terminal lucidity’.
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Only good thing on Kimmel’s show was Scarlett Johansson shagging that excercise ball..
I’d have been in there like a rat up a drainpipe.
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fo5774e1gyaxa1.gif
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Oh yes, still dream of those pink panties from lost in translation
https://share.google/jRGHt0emM1rGWEwYj
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Under The Skin for me, Sick of it.
Shows her arse a lot in that one.
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Oh yes 👍
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Full frontal in ‘Under the Skin’.
Oh. My. Gahhhd.
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Margaret Quigley’s lapdance in 2002’s Naked Weapon makes scarlett johannsen look like Desperate Dan by comparison….
Never saw the film. Have seen the scene in question a fair few times though. 😃
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Jimmy Dribble, who is he anyway, the yanks allowed that sack of shite Jimmy Corden on their screens for years, the late, late, late, late show.
No fucking taste, I assume Tribble is just another gob on TV
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Completely OT, but I can’t resist this one and I suspect it will strike a chord with many a cunter. Behind a paywall but I can get round it using Chrome with all cookies blocked. If you’re still locked out try your Java settings.
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/driving-an-automatic-car-is-cheating/
Good for you Polly girl! Couldn’t agree more, an auto-only licence is second rate for lesser beings. Ours both gained full licences in their teens. The younger is unfortunately now driving an auto due to a spinal injury rendering her left leg useless. Only last week she said how she misses driving a proper car.
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I read somewhere that HMG is planning to make speed limiters compulsory. What, and lose all that lovely lolly from issuing speeding fines?
Yeah, right.
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That monumentally shit idea will go the same way as smart motorways.
Hundreds will die and it will all get brushed under the carpet to prevent those responsible from going to prison.
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Ayup Arfur,
It reads o.k. with startpage.
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And now some news about our very own broadcasting gobshite.
In this weeks edition of Top of the Cunts, Gary Neville crashes into the Top 10.
He also has a new album coming out, including the tracks…
‘I’m Even Worse Than My Dad Was (And That’s Saying Something)’
‘Jews Don’t Matter’
‘Middle Aged Hateful and White’
‘Hooray Hooray It’s a Hamas Hamas Day’
‘The White Man Dunnit’
Exclusive copies come with a Union Flag and some matches to burn it.
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Schooled in the linecunt art of thick overpaid footballers..!
With minimal IQ…🤡
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Seems Katie has a similar opinion of the aforementioned footballing TWAT as well…😂
https://youtu.be/K3eKGU5YZlE?si=7RNm5VR3RSlU7soP
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Full woke oven Unkle Tel
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US comedian Shane Gillis does an excellent Trump impression. Its actually very funny and spot on. Even republicans laugh along because its just a great bit of observational characterisation without the spiteful vindictiveness of left-wing so-called comedians.
YouTube
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Shane Gillis is great as my uncle donny, look up the sketch when he does speed dating
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Did anyone have Dame Jilly Cooper in their Deadpool list of doom?
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Damned shame.
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I know nothing about this cunt, but I wonder if he ever comments on the UK.
In which case, what will he make of the Britain tomorrow, it being the 2nd anniversary of the 7th October mass slaughter? The Islamomarxist bownshirts here will be out celebrating and demanding more death to the Jews. And will our esteemed Prime Minister be standing up to them?
Hardly, he’s scuttling off to India to avoid the ensuing media backlash. Thereby demonstrating yet again that he has the backbone of a gastropod, just as he did when he sent Mastermind to face the Manchester hecklers.
Anything to say on that, Kimmel?
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Oops in the second sentence. Torn between ‘the UK’ and ‘Britain’ and ended up with ‘the Britain’.
Stupid git.
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Mastermind. 😂
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Old spineless Kweer 😂😂😂😂
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Who gives a fuck about a load of gormless yanks, do you think they are there going on about the one show or loose women, fuck them, be civil war there soon
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This nomination welcomes the fact that Jimmy Kimmel was taken off the air and was apparently written just a few days before Jimmy Kimmel was re-instated. Disney said it suspended the show because it ” felt some of his comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive”. Their next statement was “We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations…….and reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday”. In other words, the backlash of people protesting about the decision and threatening to boycott Disney quickly changed their minds.
Their initial decision to suspend the show came as a result of pressure by Trump, Vance and the FCC who threatened to act against ABC and its parent company Disney over Kimmel’s remarks. Trump’s White House allies had been pushing a national campaign to punish anyone who criticized Charlie Kirk. Government-sponsored intimidation was being used to target any media outlets that Trump views as his adversaries. One thing Trump doesn’t like is people taking the piss out of him, but then he provides an abundance of material for them to do so. Kimmel is particularly good at it and is not the only comedian to be threatened as a result of Trump’s revenge mentality.
As aggravating as it is for the President, there are those who refuse to see things his way. They don’t see Kirk as a martyr and didn’t believe he’d been murdered by a Democrat, as his allies tried to get people to believe. Such allegations tend to fall apart when facts are taken into account. Truth and free speech are obstacles to him, but he’s never going to fool all of the people all of the time.
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@Allan
I imagine you will have gushed with admiration when Kimmel once remarked on his lame duck of a comedy show that citizen’s who refused the Convid vaccine should be denied any medical care.
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The only problem I have with Donald Trump is that he has allowed that fucking arsehole crawling poofter, Anthony Blair to become self important again – the unflushable turd.
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Afternoon Allen! Hope you’re well.
As it is increasingly difficult to find anyone who admits to voting Labour these days, I was wondering how you think the Labour party have done in the last year or so? On a scale of 1 – 10.
1. Being the country is about to erupt into civil war.
10. Being everything is going hunky dory.
What are your thoughts?
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Seeing as you ask. I voted Labour at the last election, for the first time in around forty years. Taking into account the mess left for them by the Conservatives that they’ve had to contend with, I’d give them a 2. They’ve been shit.
The whole world seems devoid of half-decent politicians right now. In this country, it sounds like the Tories are on their last legs and may be about to implode. What’s left is Farage and Corbin. We might as well climb into the coffin and pull the lid down.
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Needs a shave the scruffy looking cunt.
I guess whatever network airs his ‘show’ will see ratings/subscriptions plummet faster than an ocean gate deep sea submersible heading for the wreck of the titanic.
Much like Sky are finding with their current unter mensch Gary fucking Neville. What is it about kickballers called Gary…
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@Cuntemall, No offence taken whatsoever. I agree Dementia is a complete cunt of an illness.
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The cunts on $88,000 per show.
He can afford to spout his woke Liberal bile to his audience in the Metropolitan Bubble.
They like it very much,for they are delusional cunts.
Oven.
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Probably the same cunts who find Seinfeld funny.
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It is supposed to be funny?
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This is bang on. Neville is a fucking shitbucket.
https://x.com/i/status/1975220458795745457
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I heard this this morning and must say that I think Simon Jordan was absolutely fucking bang on the money.
Neville is a spineless little coward who, like many of his ilk, wouldn’t have the minerals to call out Islamic terrorism.
Far easier to blame the demographic least likely to chip his rodent like head off.
The little cunt
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Dont really know who Jimmy krumbell is,
But probably a slimy yank media twat with dyed hair, waxed balls an turkey teeth.
Cockjockey.
That Charlie kirk was harmless he never hurt anyone.
That said i wouldnt want to go for a pint with him,
Bit of a biblelicker,
An a goody two shoes.
Bit of a boring bastard. 😁
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Watching Yellowstone at the moment.
Montana cowboys.
Its good.
Now thats the American dream.
Big skies,
Open country.
Massive hats
Steaks for breakfast.
Wearing jeans at weddings
Whisky
And throwing ropes at cows.
Yeeeeeehahhhhh!!!
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Ps
Its got that Kevin Costner in it.
I like him.
Although he was fuckin shite as Robin Hood.
Worse one ever.
Robin Hood!!!
Great English hero!!
Some fuckin mulleted yank.
Disgraceful.
But ive forgiven him,
Not his fault really,
Shit film that.
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O/T, BBC news night, Vicky newsnight Derbyshire cunt, interview Tory MP, pensioner triple lock to expensive, goading Tory MP to abolish triple lock..
That fucking odious BBC harlot I a fucking disgrace, following a fucking BBC disgraceful agenda..
DEFUND THE FUCKING BBC…!
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