Let us have a truth is stranger than fiction cunting for the Zizian Death Cult of High Tech, Vegan, Trannsexual Vampires.
This story is bizarre and disturbing even by Cunt Engine standards.
In September of 2022 an obituary was posted in a local newspaper for one Jack Amadeus LaSota who fell overboard and (presumably) drowned in the Pacific Ocean. His body was never recovered.
Cross the continent and fast forward to January 2025, and two US Border Agents and one suspect are killed in a shootout in Vermont. At some point another suspect was captured.
From that point on these 2 stories intersect and what unfolds becomes frighteningly surreal.
The Border Agents were killed by members of the Zizian Death Cult, a group of Vegan Transexual High Tech Vampires. Their leader is none other than the aforementioned Jack LaSota aka Ziz…the Ziz in Zizian…who as it turns out is not dead after all.
This High Tech Vegan Vampire Tranny is said to be responsible for (at least) 6 deaths across the nation.
Back in 2019 before it disappeared, it seems as though Ziz and it’s associate Felix “Ophelia” Baukaut, started attracting followers when they began a kind of Vampiresque / High Tech Blog talking about hacking and the undead.
Given what I know about vampires, the blood and vegan thing seems a little odd to me but who am I to question a genius.
Anyway, Ziz along with 3 other accomplices left civilization, donned black robes and Gut Fawkes masks and went into the wilderness to write their manifesto.
From there the story gets even weirder (if you can imagine that). When they emerged, they become involved in some kind of kiddie creeper protests that resulted in criminal action against them. At the time it’s defense attorney…one Daniel Kapleovitz said of Ziz:
“LaSota seemed like a very kind and thoughtful person who cared about animals and protested against injustice.”
I’m not sure that Attny Kapleovitz is a very good judge of character. I have a hard time just getting past the whole High Tech, Vegan, Tranny, Vampire thing.
Be that as it may…
As the case dragged on it seems Ziz got involved in a murder and was forced to fake it’s own death and go underground. (No vampire / undead / buried in it’s native soil pun intended.)
Now, six years later, thanks to the capture of one of the Transpires, Ziz has been arrested and is being held in connection with at least 6 murders…including the execution style murders of 2 people (aged 69 and 71) in Pennsylvania and one Samurai sword killing (age 80) in California.
I’m going to stop now and provide you with a 2 in 1 link from the Daily Mail so you can read the story for yourselves:
I say 2 in 1 because this link is a story about Zis’ arrest with a little background information. If you click the link in the first paragraph; “Bay Area vegan trans ‘death cult” it will take you to a previous story with more detailed background information.
As dark and disturbing as this story is there is some good news.
Remember Opheila? It was shot dead by police…presumably by a silver bullet or a garlic filled hollow point.
And the 80 year old guy who got stabbed with the Samurai Sword…the old guy went down fighting and shot one of his attackers dead. Ditto the bullet.
And according to some accounts, there is at least one survivor of the Death Cult’s attacks who can give evidence and testify against them.
I’m almost at a loss for words. Truth really is stranger than fiction and it seems blatantly superfluous to say that the Zizian Death Cult of High Tech Transexual Vegan Vampires are cunts.
Nominated by General Cuntster.
All avoidable had the silly cunts switched to good old fashioned steak and kidney pies and ditched the tranny shit.
No good has ever come of veganism – scrambles the brain.
Sorted.
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This story seems mucky enough to become a Production of Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Ltd. I see the film opening in a sleazy strip club where the main artiste, Dame Emily Thornberry is perched on a high bar stool wearing just a lip-curling snarl and red stiletto thigh boots, as bandleader Dave Lammy strikes up with That Old Black Magic.leading into cabalistic practices when Dame Emmy performs her act – blood curdling screams and knockers like watermelons…..I am sure I can rely on my screenwriter Thomas to come up with some scenes that could be filmed in his love dungeon. Perhaps Angie, the
street walker strangled with one of her own stockings..
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I always thought that vampires really existed. Now we have cast iron proof. The only thing wrong with Bram Stoker’s otherwise superb account is that vampires are not interested in blood, but mung beans. A mistake that anyone could have made. I guess the whole thing about their being scared of garlic is also now in doubt.
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If he’s a MAGA Republican he’ll get a pardon from Trump.
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The Walking Un-Dead Fenian Zombie pardoned his whole fucking family and a shitload of people who knew what he was up and you take a shot at wrongly convicted, persecuted political prisoners of a fake media driven insurrection?
As I’ve said before it’s okay if you don’t like Trump. But honestly, you really need to get a clue.
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I went to see the remake of Nosferatu recently.
Really, really, no honestly, one of the most boring, badly acted, badly scripted piles of tosh I have ever seen.
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I downloaded it, watched 20 minutes or so then deleted it..💩
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Fckn rubbish mate. I only watched all of it because I was at the pictures.
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Vegan vampires? — Don`t think they thought that one through.
Catchy cult though. I think I`ll sign up later.
🦇
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Typical yanks.
AWESOME DUDE🤟
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Biting blood oranges and sucking out the blood 😂
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I lost the will to live long before the end of that.
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They look like a NHS poster warning about headlice.
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No weirder than your average Midsomer Murders.
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Nothing to do with the nom but i fucking hate Starmer.
The cunt.
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Wise words, Steamsy.
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Thanks mate. And quite profound too.
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That’s OK, let it out m8, feed your hate!
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If you want blood you got it,blood on the streets blood on the rocks, blood in the gutter every last drop 🎶 could do with a vamp cult going into the HOC plenty of blood sucking leeches inside to feed on 🧛♂️….🦷 open wide
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It’s irresponsible to post a story like that when I’m at work with engineering clients and there’s no chance of a crafty transvampire-inspired wank.
I do like that GC “accidentally” typed ‘Gut Fawkes’…presumably a big fat American version of Guy?!
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Probably meant Gay Fawkes?
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Speaking of which, I’ve shaved off my huge moustache.
Alas, now I’ve gone from looking like Freddie Mercury to looking like Jimmy Somerville!
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Hehehe 😂
Weird innit Thomas?
I once shaved off my beard and went from Desperate Dan to John Major.
Little grey face.
Like a new potato or something.
Never again.
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Don’t leave us this way!
Why’d you shave the ‘tache off?
Public lice, perhaps?
They’re evil, live in hairy armpits, beards, even eyebrows.
Should be called body lice, really.
Bath, warm water, sheep dip, plastic straw. Fully immerse for 5 minutes ( hence straw to breath)
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Did the high pitch voice come from a slip whilst shaving your nads Tommy?
Get some ice on it. Ask nursey if she can take away the pain but leave the swelling 🙂
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Shaving you say?
Have you both gone veganist?
Just say No.
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Not me!
I’ll never take a razor to my face again.
Besides you’d need a hedge trimmer nowadays.
It’s that Thomas messing about with his Yosemite Sam moustache.
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Do you think he slipped with his trimmer Mis?
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Probably JP.
Shaving his pubes while high on toadstools and cut half his tash off.
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Stake through the heart 🧛🦇
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Steak ! 🤩
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😉
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Eh?
What have I just read?
*boggles
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I think these death cunts are tutti frutti. Or need a check up from the neck up. Have a pork pie instead.
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Wall, mini gun, job done.
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I thought those veganists were so weak they couldn’t lift a chopstick,nevermind get involved in gunfights and other assorted adventures.
Just goes to show,you can believe everything you read in the papers..
A tricky business indeed,just to be safe from these Undead Creatures,fucking gas them all.
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To paraphrase the great poet “Come friendly nukes and fall right now they’ve all gone mental, off to hell. Does any other cunter think that apocalypse is a good idea?
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What colour would these diverse persons choose to add to the rainbow flag? Sooner these cunts are removed from the gene pool the better.
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These Lost Boys have got themselves in a right subcultural conundrum.
Vegan
Vampire
Goth
Tranny
Mummy and daddy didn’t love me!
Kids at school laughed at my trainers
Waaaaa😩
I can forgive being a vampire but not vegan.
Sort your heads out .
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I’m having trouble with vegan vampires.
WTF?
Do they suck the life out of plums, turning them into zombie prunes?
I knew there was a reason why I don’t like prunes.
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Hey.
They keep you regular.
We don’t tolerate prunitude on here.
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So does several pints of Guinness.
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But they all look so normal.
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Off topic
That fuckin banjo strummer JD vance is a cheeky cunt.
Described us as
“A random country who haven’t fought a war in 40 years?!!”
We’ve never been late for one either.
And the last time you went in without the UK holding your hand you got fuckin battered by the Viet Cong.
Go suck orange arse you grovelling , hillbilly, brown nosing , line dancer.
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Evening Mis, evening all.
So what was Iraq or Afghanistan, a Sunday School outing? We went in (illegaly) holding their hands.
What a cunt.
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Evening Cuntalugs 👍
Has he been at his mum’s heroin?
Cheeky twat.
Gone to his head as bit being Chief Arselicker to the president.
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😂
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That Vance is an odd looking fucker.
When he was blithering on about not fighting wars, did he mention Trump’s draft dodging shenanigans ?
He developed a poorly foot, which miraculously healed as the last chopper lifted off from the US embassy in Saigon.
Went jogging the very next day, did some star jumps and a few cartwheels to finish.
He’s always been anti war.
Big fan of John and Yoko.
Peace, man ✌️
Evening all 👍
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It’s all about raiding the mineral wealth.
Trump thinks the uranium will power his fuckin sunbed.
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Onion-headed, purty-mouthed, sister-fucker with a fuzzy felt beard has wildly backpedalled on his comments, denying he was referencing either the UK or France, which are the only two other countries offering to put boots on the ground in Ukraine.
Trump needs to ditch this big-mouthed wanker to whom diplomacy is about as familiar as it is to Liam Gallagher.
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If something doesn’t further enrich Trump and his autistic mate Musk, they’re not interested.
Hence the reason why Trump gave Starmer the green light over the disgraceful Chagos Islands deal. No skin off his nose.
Desperate lickspittles like Vance just want to be noticed.
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Draft dodging is in the genes Jack. His grandfather emigrated from Germany to the United States to avoid conscription. In the first world war he then hit a problem with teutophobia and so claimed he was Swedish.
The wife made pancakes tonight. Awesome they were.
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Cheeky twat!
What war did he fight in?
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arfur@. It must be genetic then.
Apples don’t fall far from the tree.
I love pancakes 👍
Lots of lemon 🍋 juice and sugar 😋
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Don’t overthink this thing. Just put them down. Fixed.
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As a point of personal privilege I’m not so sure this was so much a cunting as it was a what the fucking fuck?
This story is culmination of some of the Left’s most cherished dreams all rolled into one. Veganism…Transexuals…High Tech Youthful geniuses living their lives and telling their truths…
Contrary to the cheap shot taken earlier in this nom, I wonder if they expected the Undead Fenian Zombie Leader to pardon them.
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Its definitely got a Manson Family air about it General, and as you say with the worst of leftist ideology. Have they recruited Greta Thunderpants yet?
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Off topic…
Sir Kweer is still blustering about having “boots on the ground’ and “planes in the air” in and over Ukraine.
He can’t even stop a bunch of unarmed Shitholians from invading his own country so how does he expect to stop Russian tanks from invading Ukraine?
I bet Vlad the Invader is (as you Brits say) pissing himself laughing.
Oh wait…the French are going too!
Vlad probably shit himself with laughter over that one.
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K Weer is living in cloud cuckoo land 🤪🤪
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Don’t laugh General, I don’t know if the French are as broke as we are but those stale baguettes can be deadly!
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Hey LL,
To your point…here’s Dame Kweer making sure everyone knows the UK will support Ukraine as long as the US is willing to pay for it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AowbykNPD10
What a stupid cunt.
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How dare you cast aspersions on our Dear Leader GC?
Sir Kweer is summoning up his inner Churchill, leader of the Coalition of the Willing.
And what a coalition it is. Meloni (phoarrrr) is offering Italy’s tank regiment (reverse gear only), Micron has put France’s white flag industry on high alert and new boy Merz had doubled Germany’s supply of broom handles to Ukraine. Then when it comes to boots on the ground, Churchill will be sending a battalion of Human Rights Lawyers to fight Putin in the international courts.
Who needs America?
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Hey Geordie,
It is my understanding that now that Trump has paused military aid to Ukraine, the French will take on a special advisory role instructing the Ukrainians on the finer points of surrender.
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Russia is on its arse as much as Ukraine is.
They’re running out of North Korean troops.
The donkeys are tired.
This is perfect timing for Vlad before the Russians lost even more ground that the ukeleles have clawed back.
If European troops DID go in?
Russia would be fucked.
In the film made about it in years to come it’ll show the US bravely save Ukraine in it’s darkest hour.
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He’s channeling his inner Churchill the dog advert.Oh yes!
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Like in U-571 you mean Mis?
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Back on topic…
Boggs Pornographic Productions presents…
A Cunt Engine film…
Based on the real life events at Admin Towers…
As told by members of the Horn Section…
The Zizians and the Bride of Bidenstein.
With an international ensemble cast…
Starring Old Joe Biden as the Monster.
Dr. Jill as the evil genius.
Greta Thundberg whose virgin blood will keep old Joe alive into the next century.
And Hunter Biden whose deviant behavior shocks even the Zizians.
Featuring a cameo appearance by Kamala Harris as the lawyer defending the Zizians from the unjust persecution of the Orange Hitler and his MAGA Minions while simultaneously plotting to drive a silver stake through Joe’s pacemaker.
And with a special guest appearances by Nancy Pelosi as Baba Yaga and Chuck Schumer as the Devil’s Advocate.
Introduction by Charles III, the Vegan King and his undead Queen of the Damned, Camilla
WARNING: This film contains scenes of graphic sex, violence and depravity that may be arousing or otherwise stimulating to the IsaC Faithful or more sensitive viewers.
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Here’s me trying to get through life, not some fantasy life but the daily grind, work, bills, a car that spends my money faster than I can earn it. I
These cunts had the time to be “ Zizian Death Cult of High Tech, Vegan, Trannsexual Vampires.”
Being a normal, working, tax paying citizen is a cunts game isn’t it?
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Certainly is ☹️
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This vampire shite has been a teen thing for years.
That Twilight rubbish a few years ago was massive.
A anorexic is torn between love for a werewolf and a vampire.
But the vampires didn’t drink blood.
They drank energy(🙄) and sparkled..
What?
What kind of fuckin Dracula is that?!!!
Rubbish.
The Lost Boys
Gary Oldman Bram Dracula
Buffy
Loads of vampire stuff.
I don’t like them.👎
Lazy cunts.
And overdressed.
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Used to be a bloke years ago in Stockport in the 80s.
Sort of a goth looking cunt.
He’d wear a leather cap with chains on it,
And a big snake, boa constrictor round his neck,
And a ghetto blaster.
He’d turn on the ghetto blaster in the town square and dance for small change.
“LET’S DO THE TIME WALK!!”
Rocky horror show.
Now you might say he was going through a phase?
He was young , but daft,
Bit immature.
Probably went on to grow up work hard, be a contribution to society?
Well your wrong.
He murdered a woman and went to prison.
Good dancer though!
https://youtu.be/YC1E8yVJIS4?si=cjkF5R6CcrxhVg7Y
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Told this on here before but it’s vampire related,
And I’m a repetitive cunt.
One Halloween when I was 12 we decided to go to the graveyard.
Loads of us little urchins.
One lad was dead superstitious, his parents were Irish and he hated anything ‘occult’
Plus he was a mardarse.
He didn’t want to go.
But the girls sort of talked him into it.
” It’ll be fun Tony, we’ll take care of you”.
We set off over the fields.
And dropped down onto the Deadline (old rail track)
Tony said ” let’s go back”.
The girls talked him round.
We passed a waterfall and crossed a bridge over the river and into the woods.
“Let’s go back” Tony’s arse was twitching again.
We went through the woods and came to the graveyard.
It was dead exciting for 12 year olds!
Then…
DRACULA!!!!!!
Shouted a girl pointing.
Stood on a sarcophagus was Dracula.
Evening wear, fangs, red lined cape the full deal.
Now as a adult I reason it was older kids, students maybe scaring smaller kids on Halloween.
But it definitely worked!
We fuckin scattered!
But Tony was running blind with terror.
He ran straight into a tarpaulin covering a dug grave😂
He was a mess.
Crying his fuckin eyes out and pissed his pants.
Full of adrenaline, I couldn’t stop laughing.
The girls went mad.
” Your dead tight you are.
You ok Tony?
Awe he’s pissed his pants”
I set off laughing again.
Wasn’t arsed about Dracula anymore.
I had bellyache from laughing and couldn’t run anyway.
Tony dripped piss and cried all the way home.
I hated him then
And I still hate him now.
The fuckin little mardarse.
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Play this when I pass.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2rd8VktT8xY&si=l_JQZa6gDFnlHNEi
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Got it JP 👍
You can count on us not to fuck up.
David Cassidy, rainmaker.
Consider it done.👍
https://youtu.be/poLSrXjhOxY?si=c_Z2s1O2bWjP5wUZ
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You do know that I’ve recently had the antique wooden button collection valued at £8+k?
Wills can be rewritten.
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😀 Anyway, I’m off to bed.
That little shit machine had me up just after 3am this morning.
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😂😂
Point taken.
Eva Cassidy it is.
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I’ll opt for this.
YouTube
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Quare cunt is insane, a coalition of the willing with US guaranteed back up.
Is he a deaf cunt or a robot that cannot reset to default.
The current USA administration want fk all to do with Europe anymore and that is the new “special” relationship but Quare thinks that he can build tanks in Belfast.
Delusional is Euro elites and Quare is one of em , so fk brexit as if it made any difference anyway.
They My Sex crowd will do everything possible to derail the cosying up by the Empire to Russia but Europe has been thrown under a bus and that is where it’s at.
Spin You’re media Fanny Von der Lying , nobody is listening to twat anymore.
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Hey Mecuntry,
Your thoughts are parallel to mine…except I got moderated.
Stay tuned.
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Howaya GC, Trumpus is going to pull the plug on NATO
the USA is returning home.
This is what European elites cannot deal with.
Its time to negotiate and be done with it.
The money is gone just like the gold has.
The NeoCons fkd it up and lost, from Clithton, to O Bummer to arse wipe Biden.
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Off topic again…
Macron says the French will make a double commitment to Ukraine with both troops and arms.
The Ukrainians can have all the French weapons they can pick up.
When the fighting starts, those weapons will have never been fired and only dropped once.
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