Well Lawd lav ah dack, it’s fackin’ mental an’ no mistyke guv’nor. The Beeb’s lumbering old donkey of a soap has notched up forty years on the box; forty years of ‘we need ta tawk’ misery and woe.
And so how has Auntie chosen to ‘celebrate’ the anniversary? Why in time-honoured ‘BellEnders’ fashion of course, with yet more on-screen anguish, death and destruction being ladled out for the discerning viewer to appreciate.
There’s no more satisfying watch than a gritty, realistic, true-to-life drama. I expect that like me, you’ve all been glued to the screen. Definitely a case of ‘cancel all other engagements’ if I ever saw one, or yer bang aht uv orhdur mah san.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
I saw Ross kemp and the other cunt mark fowler the cunt who had aids in a chip shop in Highgate , pair of fucking midgets about 5 foot tall and apparently the other Michell brother has a charming habit of wanking while looking thru car windows in France watching people fucking. Dirty den likes a wank and Gillian tayford likes sucking cock high class bunch of cunts
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When Gillian ‘Kaffy; Taylforth was caught giving a BJ on the Motorway, a DJ mate of mine dedicated a song to her the next Saturday night.
It was Elvis Presley with ‘Way Down’
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Dirty Den was a cunt. Murdered a cab driver in cold blood.
Then he got done for flashing online and rubbing one out.
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I know she has a rep a the Albert Square bike. But Kat Slater was always a bit too – well – trollopy for me. Cheap slappers never really float my boat.
Little Mo and Zoe Slater would have done for me defintely. Both of them would be subjected to a Norman Conqest.
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The wonderful thing about Neverenders, apart from giving the gin drinking grannies in the pub a topic of conversation ( and who won at bingo “I was sweating on 19 for ages”), is this:
You only need to watch it twice a year, because the plot lines move with such glacial slowness, that’s all that’s needed to be fully up to date, assuming you actually give a fuck, of course!
No, me neither. Watching paint dry is much more exciting.
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Unwatchable crap but that’s soaps for you.
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Though I’ve never watch this shite, you can always tell if its being watched when walking around local, it flashes from scene to scene subliminally for people with very short concentration spans.
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Also ideal for the lowest common denominator.
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How come, on soaps, they are never watching soaps?
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Well here we go, I personally am quite pleased in forty years to have never watched a episode of this over rated drama. I don’t know a single sole that likes, this show, that the ba keep pushing.
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An absolute load of fucking old shite, made for the brain dead of society! It’s right up there with I think I’m a celeb, BB a Skittles and Darts! When I used to work for HM, the fucking female staff, and the limp wristed Gaylord’s couldn’t wait to get into the office and start dissecting the previous nights vomit inducing offering! They just looked at me in horror when I told them I didn’t watch any of it!
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Some of the shittest ‘actors’to ever dirty a TV have been in NeverEnders.
Ricky Butcher, what a cunt.
Also, Dean Gaffney (twat), that shouty Bianca bitch, Ian Beale (of course). those Eyetie DiMarco brothers arseholes, and wobbly head killer cunt Janine. And that horrible faux Northern cunt, Joe (or ‘Jaw’). Who thought everyone was evil and ‘T’ Devil’. His mum in it (Lorraine Wicks) was worth a tug though.
I liked Mike Reid as Frank Butcher though. i also wanted to do rude things to his daughter, Diane Butcher.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI34qd7ZIvc
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That useless twat Adam ‘one trick pony’ Woodyatt is on my death list, erm….I mean of course the light hearted and purely for entertainment and not wishing any harm to anyone named, Dead Pool! It’s just a bit of harmless fun…….right?
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