It is alleged that the highest attendance rates at the House of Scum are achieved when when a debate is being held about their salaries and expenses. Whenever, accidentally, I come across live debates,I see a few cunts lounging aimlessly in a very empty debating chamber. Today (5th February) there was a debate about knife crime/mindless slaughter. There were fewer attendees than at a Milliband Bros Bacon Butty Stall; whilst the HoC bars were probably doing frenetic business. Dan Jarvis “Minister for Security” was rambling on whilst a very glum Pixie Balls, looking twenty years older than yesterday, was there to give him support. The attendance was abysmal with those few present showing very little interest. Working from Home as an MP should not be an option for any of the indolent cunts.
Nominated by Sir Cuntalot.
Angela & Rachel were probably having their own mass debate somewhere else.
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Ange turns up occasionally Sam.
Usually looking up dick pics on her taxpayer-funded iPhone.
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The problem is wind. A lot of the Hon Members suffer due to all the spotted dick and plum duff eaten at lunch. The ‘Dicks’ and the ‘Duffers’, as they are affectionately known then fart all through the debates – hence low attendance levels.
This post has been fully fact checked.
Good morning, everyone.
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Ttcus you may have discovered another source of renewable energy that could be harnessed to heat the building. Net zero awayyyyyy.
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A dosshouse for the privileged.
Turn up for a nap and free dinner .
£350 a day
Result!👍
Hanging is to good for the Westminster leeches
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Other than a convicted pædo, is there any form of life on earth lower than a politician?
Maybe a tick, botfly larva or tapeworm, but they’re hardly accountable for their actions.
I despise our politicians even more than muslıms and would gladly smother them in homemade napalm (styrofoam, petrol and vaseline) and set them ablaze.
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That is an interesting mix. Have you been developing it?
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I assume that you have a plentiful supply of Vaseline.
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Oh it’ll be heavy on the vaseline….
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Politicians are utter scum.
So are:
Estate agents
Police
Civil Servants
Parking ticket wallahs
90% of people on buses/trains
French ‘people’
Lawyers
Doctors
Teachers
My Employer
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The cunt level starts with Muslims
Politician fall just below, human rights lawyers and immigration judges, actually reverse that, it the politicians fault for allowing the lawyers and judges to get away with fucking us over.
Just wait until people get their council tax bills next month, rises of between 5 and 10%
The country is fucked, and it’s going to get worse.
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The British people are like steel though, tough. You can bend them so far and they’ll take it and spring back. Bend them too far though and they’ll snap and snap hard.
Breaking point has been reached.
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February 5th is the day AnalEase Dodds has her annual bath. The rest of the “Honourable Members” were probably out in the car park watching the proceedings. AnalEase, perched on a stool getting buckets of water thrown over her by Angela Eagle and Kim Leadbetter, with Jess Phillips scrubbing her with a yard broom, and then throwing her a couple of currant buns. Usually after all the stress and shock to AnalEase’s system she does a whoopsie on the pavement and Angie, Kim and Jess draw straws for who is going to have to muck her out.
The men and the bulldykes revel in the nudity and flesh seen at this fantastic and rare ceremony.
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Yard broom is just to get her hair done. Wire brush for the rest.
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She always seems to arrive for tv interviews via a bramble hedge after getting dressed in the dark. It must be difficult living with all those cats.
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The clothes don’t get changed very often either – you can imagine the horrible hot reek of urine when she is sitting under those hot lights
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Most of them seem to turn up for PMQs, braying at each other like farmyard animals.
Don’t they realise that just along the corridor the care home residents in the Lords are trying to get some sleep?
So inconsiderate.
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It seems the cost of “refurbishing” the House of Cunts will cost a minimum of £13,000,000,000.
It’ll be a bargain if it’s as poorly done as most modern building design.
A smattering of rain and with a bit of luck the entire roof will fall in just as the nest of Quislings are voting themselves another bumper pay increase.
The entirety of our political machine is just the biggest carriage on the Gravy Train.
Fat Controllers Overdue Express Oven.
CUNTS.
Good morning.
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That’ll be 13 quid on the refurb and the rest in some cunts pocket.
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Those that do turn up seem to be playing on their phones most of the time.
Starmer spends more time out of the country pretending that he is an international statesman and Dirty Ange is photographed more in a hi vis jacket and hardhat on a building site trying to convince us all they can hit this mythical housing target for immos than she is in the House of Commons.
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Add the disinterested mushes on any of the lounging assholes that ARE there (when they occasionally glance up from the phones they’re fucking glued to) … and it’s the full package of disinterested apathetic cuntitude on display. Irish cunts do the same, yet somehow even more pathetic looking in a smaller chamber that’s nearly empty.
As someone who misses *A* day on average every 3 to 4 years as any cunts employee, I’ve always wished the world was ‘no turn up?, no pay’. It’s just constant free money for lazy, useless cunts to the tune of fuck knows how much around the world every day. Nowadays the cunts don’t even gave to relect a fake, fake reason to not turn up. A WhatsApp photo with a cert and the words ‘medical reason’. Cunts.
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Snouts at the trough oink oink oink squeel little piggies 🐷🐷🐷.Oven the lot.
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Every week the left wankers bang on about fucking Gaza, who gives a fuck about the stinking shithole.
Silly cunts asking Lammy and Starmer if Netanyahu would be arrested if he entered the UK because of some bongo-bongo arrest warrant and instead of saying ‘don’t be so fucking stupid’, they say they will always comply with international law…… weak, weak, weak.
There is complete lack of balls in the HoC,
Actually arresting Netanyahu would guarantee the HoC would be blown to bits by Mosad, new pager anyone 😂
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Next time they are all parliament, lock the place up, encase it in concrete and shut off all services.
It would be interesting to see what emerges when it’s broken open again in 1000 years time.
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I think the main reason for a predominantly empty house is because all the MPs are being incredibly busy sorting out the problems of their constituents. They obviously prefer the real world to the unicorn heaven that is the House of Commons.. This is the truth.
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Strangely enough, that very same reason was given for the lack of MPs in the debating chamber many years ago.
The gullible public swallowed it then, and will continue to do so until someone does a comprehensive check on the whereabouts of our elected representatives.
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We have a set of traffic lights just up the road.
They often fuck up and don’t work.
When they are not working traffic flows much quicker and easier.
Politicians are like our traffic lights.
If they never turned up then things would be a lot better.
It’s when they actually try to do anything it all goes to shit.
Do you notice anything is different when they have their ludicrously long summer break?
They could shut down the whole shit show in Westminster and nobody would be any the wiser.
Be grateful.
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Its like when all women in Iceland went on strike for a day to highlight some imagined inequality. No one cared and the country still functioned maybe even better so. Several calls at HR departments went unanswered but that was about it.
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That must have been the day my MIL complained bitterly about not being able to buy her frozen brussels and a box of Cornettos due to the place being closed for a day.
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I wonder if the majority are lining up for one of Dirty Angelas’ or Fruity Wes glorious BJs? ( CIM extra fiver).
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You’d soon get found out if Wes gave you a BJ – the lipstick mark on your dick.
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Who’d bother anyway? A load of old twatwaffle, boring as fuck and Starmer admits he takes more notice of Davos than he does parliament.
It’s all pretty much run its course as we move onto the next disastrous control system.
We’re all getting IS cards soon or an app on our phone so we can prove we’re not illegal immigrants. Of course if you’ve got a good tan or a funny hat you won’t get asked for it because that would be racial profiling. Just because you just got off a dinghy at the beach eh?
The House of Commons is a giant toilet which flushes itself upon us all.
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Not much point in a debate on knife crime.
The proposed solution from these thick cunts is to ban knife sales and make the little cunts walk all the way to the kitchen drawer. If that’s the best they have, we’re fucked.
A classic example of trying to look you’re doing something.
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Best not discuss the propensity of the ethnics to get stabby at the drop of a turban..or bucket of chiggun.
The dirty little cunts.
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Was the nom pic taken when there was a debate on illegal immigration or islamic extremism? Or maybe a debate on the true cost of locking down an entire country over a flu?
Guy Fawkes was the last bloke to enter parliament with good intentions.
Good afternoon one and all.
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Total bunch of shirkers.
They should be in there listening and debating all day yet they only turn up for the bigyens and even then they are told how to vote.
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