Roy Keane


Roy Keane is such a bellend.

The rent-a-grouch has now said the highlight of his entire career was his time as Eire’s assistant manager. Keane has described his five years as Republic of Ireland manager Martin O’Neill’s assistant as “the highlight of my career”.

You know, the Ireland who won fuck all.

Keane played in one of the greatest and most fondly remembered Manchester United teams ever. With greats like Cantona, Schmichel, Kanchelskis, Hughes, Ince, Giggs and Robson. Two league and cup doubles, and not forgetting Keane’s own heroics against Juventus in 1999.

Yet, his hatred for Alex Ferguson blinds everything. As he just won’t acknowledge Fergie’s greatness, fall out or not. Keane also once called Brian Clough the greatest manager he ever played for. And that was also just to purposely snub Fergie.

We all know Keane hates Sir Alex. He’s said it often enough (the moaning cunt). But, to let that eclipse genuine success and true greatness? It shows what a childish and grudgeful cunt he really is.

And, stand up to those gobshite wimmin pundits on Sky, you soft cunt.

Daily Mirror.

Oh yeah. Keane also played in the 1999 treble winning side. With Scholes, Stam, Sheringham, Solksjaer,Yorke and the rest.

But being Martin O’Neill’s sidekick was better than winning the treble.
Sod off.

Nominated by : Norman

35 thoughts on “Roy Keane

  1. Wouldn’t have lasted five 🕠 in the proper footy era…the 70’s, ….even his own team mates would have floored him back then 👊…think he might have been in big jacks black book , off you go Roy 🦶

    • I agree, Gelderd.

      Vastly overhyped hard man image. Would not have taken on the likes of Graeme Souness, Billy Bremner, Big Jack Charlton, Bryan Robson, Dave Mackay Jimmy Case, Bob Latchford, Mick Harford, Tommy Smith, Norman Hunter.

      And Norman Whiteside would have chewed him up and spat him out.

      Keane also bottled taking on Alan Shearer. Taking a swing at Shearer and missing him on purpose. Getting Beckham to conveniently ‘hold him back’. A proper cop out,that was. Just as well for Keane though, Shearer would have killed him.

      • Cantona and Shearer should have happened, Geordie.
        But that vindictive fat old ferret fucking cunt Jack Walker at Burntblack Rovers stopped Alan coming to Old Trafford

        Instead, we got that surly chippy miserable cunt ‘Call me Andrew’ Cole.

        Cantona was superb. His vision and work off the ball as well as in front of goal was second to none. He also took no shit whatsoever.Neil ‘Raisins’ Ruddock found that out, the fat cunt.

      • @norm…. forgive me if I don’t relish the thought of le enfant terrible doing the business for your mob…😩the biggest mistake sgt Wilko made, or perhaps it was out of his hands… something 🎏y happened behind the bedroom door methinks 🤪… still our loss your gain FFS …ooh aah cunt-o-na 🤐

      • I heard Eric was screwing Lee Chapman’s Mrs. Lesley Ash, I think it was.

        I thought my dad was taking the piss. I got home from work one night, and he said ‘We’ve signed Cantona for just 1 million’. But then I saw it on Ceefax (shows how long ago it was).

        A godsend for us at the time. Fucking about with Dion Dublin (for fucks sake) and considering David Hirst. Hughes and McClair up front simpy didn’t work. But Hughes and Cantona was the best strike partnership at Old Trafford since Pearson and Greenhoff.

      • You are right, Sammy. Cloughie was the first manager to win two consecutive European Cups having drunk his own and Kenny Burn’s combined body weight in Mackeson.

  2. I still enjoy the look of distain he gives to the no nothing split arse pundits and that giggling simpleton Micah fucking Richards..

    • I’ve never listened to any of the punditry stuff because there’s no need for it. I have my own opinions. Thanks Barry for confirming the black twat Richards is completely bonkers.

  3. Imagine the Italian enforcers of the 70s and 80s with Keane?
    Claudio Gentile, Marco Tardelli, Gaetano Scirea and all them.

    There’d be nothing left of him.

  4. The cunt’s “showdown” in the tunnel with Patrick Viera was classic handbags..

    His more modern antics are more laughable still.

    But he’s 1 million times superior to any wimmin commentator,not difficult I suppose ffs

    Go and brew up luv.

    • I thought Keane brilliantly put beetroot head in his place, after the twat had been picking on Garry Neville fo nothing. Then we sorted the Arse out on the field.

  5. He was a decent player, but not a great player. He’ll be remembered for being a gnarly mîdget, a drama queen in 2002, and admitting in his biography that he set out to break a player’s leg.

    He was a failure as a manager, he’s a failure trying to be understood, he’s a failure as a human, and he’s a failure as a pundit.

    A carping, chippy, archetypal Oirish thug.

    • I agree, Captain. Paul Ince in his early to mid 90s prime was better, I think.

      And Keane doesn’t get near the earlier greats. Robson, Souness, Wilkins, Terry Mac, Keegan, Macari

      And the likes of Steve McMahon and Norman Whiteside would take Keane out without a problem.

      • Denis Irwin was the best Irish Man Utd player I ever saw live. Perfect.

      • McMahon or Jan Molby would’ve laughed at him.

        I can barely understand his gibbering and mumbling when he’s a pundit. He’s a bitter old cunt who’s still chippy about the ‘English’.

        The thing that amazed me Norm, was when he openly admitted planning to break that footballer’s leg. That’s not a great footballer, that’s a fuckwit.

  6. Roy Keane is funny these days. When he said that being assistant manger of Ireland was the highlight of his career he was probably thinking ‘ that will inspire some cunt like Norman to vent on ISAC.’

    He’s such a funny guy is Roy 😬

  7. Good Afternoon.

    Roy Keane is just happy to play the contrarian.

    Let’s have some balance here fellas.

    Roy Keane was a tremendous footballer with a never say die attitude which Man United could certainly do with today.

    Never wasted a pass and would never settle for anything other than 100 percent commitment.

    His performance away to Juventus in 1999 where, after being yellow carded and knowing that he would miss the upcoming European Cup final, was fantastic.

    Contrast that with Paul Gascoigne’s capitulation after being carded in a big semi final years earlier.

    Roy is all bitter and twisted over his fall out with Ferguson and never misses a chance to put the boot in.

    Roy Keane knows the truth but prefers to be deliberately obtuse.

    Not a cunt for me.

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