Sir Keir Starmer’s (28) Christmas Message to the Nation

 

is a right cunt.

“Good afternoon and compliments of the season to you all. This is your Prime Minister speaking, delivering my first, and I’m sure eagerly awaited, Christmas message to the nation.

I want to begin by stating that my first few months as PM have proven to be unexpectedly difficult and stressful. Hard decisions have been forced on us by the burden of government.

We’ve been unjustly accused of breaking a number of commitments and promises made in the months leading up to the general election in July. We said we wouldn’t raise the tax burden, or do away with the winter fuel allowance. We’ve now rejected compensation for WASPI women, while supporting their claim when in opposition. We said we’d cut energy bills, smash the migrant smugglers, and protect farmers and family businesses regarding the inheritance tax burden. We said we’d abolish student fees, and instead, we’ve hiked them.

I assure you that being unable to fulfil these undertakings has hurt us far more than it’s hurt you. You must understand that this is solely due to the dastardly actions of Rishi Sunak and his bunch of crooks, who completely hid a £22 billion ‘black hole’ in the public finances from us. We were all taken totally by surprise, and the responsibility for this state of affairs has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with me, Rachel Reeves, or anybody else in the government.

Furthermore let me state categorically that there is no truth whatsoever in vicious rumours that my government is about to betray our fishermen in a ‘sell out’ deal with the EU, or that we plan to ‘unwind’ Brexit by cosing up to Brussels in a series of ‘arrangements’ on the likes of freedom of movement. I will add however that we are considering a *a-hem* ‘reset’ in our relations with the EU in the New Year.

Now cynics may accuse us of lying and hypocrisy, but my response to you is this. You can trust us to be frank, honest and open with you in these difficult times for the nation. Rest assured that above all, our stewardship of the public purse will be in the wider, best interests of the nation. At the same time, we have to think of others, and not just ourselves, and that is why we will be sending billions of your hard-earned money abroad to spend on such worthy projects as ‘net zero’ initiatives in Africa, and aid packages to the likes of Syria. And if our own pensioners and homeless veterans have to make sacrifices so that we can hand out cash to ensure that thousands of illegal immigrants can be kept warm and well fed, then I’m sure you’ll agree that it’s a sacrifice worth making.

So, having reassured you all that you can place your trust in the honesty, integrity and competence of my government in the coming year, all that remains for me to do is to wish all of you a safe, warm and well fed Christmas and New Year. Remember, you can count on Labour to hold your future and that of your loved ones in safe hands! Happy holiday everyone!”.

Sky news

Nominated by Ron Knee.

39 thoughts on “Sir Keir Starmer’s (28) Christmas Message to the Nation

  1. The only message I want to hear from Rodney is his resignation and immediate suicide.. that will lift the spirits of the nation.

  2. The only thing the cunt has got right is telling those grifting WASPI hags to fuck off.

    Merry Christmas from Baron Von Starmer 😂

    • And that was by accident and spite, not because he knew what to do.

      He evokes Blair levels of hatred within me.

      I’d bankrupt the twat, confiscate everything he and all his family have and make the twat live in Moss Side on benefits for the rest of his meaningless life.

      I’d also declare him an outlaw, in the old sense of the word, meaning he has neither protection nor redress from the law, so for example, he could be attacked and the attacker suffer no consequences, like, you know, all us lot have no safety in the law.

      Utter fucking scum.

  3. Another year, another generic Prime Minister’s fucking Xmas message.
    Yawn…
    Can’t wait for yet more platitudes from King Jug-Ears.
    Not!
    Fuck them.

  4. I wonder if Jess Phillips gave him her present – her outsize strap on straight up his pile-encrusted arsehole, while dirty Ange took her false teeth out to give him a gummy blow job. Now he is in his rightful place – the fairy on top of Lord Mandy’s Xmas tree.

  5. Personally Sir Kweer, I hope someone puts a 7.62 special delivery right through your forehead or failing that the MOD gives Vlad a one off free missile strike gift card for Christmas and flattens Westminster whilst you and the other cretins are carrying on the puppet show sham that is British Politics.

  6. Whenever there’s an election coming up I always think of this……

    A politician dies.
    St. Peter gives him the choice between upstairs and downstairs and given 24 hours in each place to help him make his decision.
    Off to Heaven – boring kind of place, all harp music and fluffy clouds.
    Off to Hell – Sunny days, golf, beers in the clubhouse served by chicks with big tits.
    Back with St. Pete, he says he’s made his choice – downstairs.
    When he gets there, it’s all wailing and gnashing of teeth.
    He rushes over the the Devil and asks what the fuck’s going on?
    The Devil smiled and said ‘Yesterday we were campaigning – today you cast your vote.’

  7. Let’s try to be fair and balanced on this Holy Day..

    After all TTK will be betrayed and flung on the midden by his own comrades within the year.

    He’ll have to fall back on his meagre million plus pension,protected from the predations of Rachel from the broom cupboard by law naturally.

    No,I’d definitely not see his entire family beggared and the poor fellow thrust into an iron maiden following a light turn broken at the wheel.

    All Hail our Yuletide Overlords!

    the fucking pathetic scūm.

  8. It’s gone beyond a joke with this cunt, he needs seeing off. If the twat tells anymore lies a good hiding is called for. If we do wrong a comeuppance is called for. This tenuous cunt should be looking after our interests instead of fucking about telling porkies all the time.

  9. Whether this turd is giving an address or flying around the world pretending to be tough, he’s a loser. Even racist Diane Abacus is critical of this cock. It’s sixth-form politics at best.

  10. This specky cunt with the big head is getting away with it more than a football manager. Shiteis Pep was a world beater early in the season, now he’s a spitting idiot and will have to watch himself.

  11. Give him a rope, let him hang himself and he could become the second Benny Goodman – The King of Swing. Or should that be queen?

  12. Won’t be long till May 👍👍
    Local Council Elections Vote all the Labour Fuckers out 👍👍
    Merry Christmas & Happy New Year 🥳

    • Kweer is trying to delay some of the council elections as Strumpet Angie wants to reorganise councils and make them larger,. One excuse is as good as another when you don’t want to face up to how much the electorate hate you. Kweer is frit.

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