is a monumental cunt.
From The Independent…
‘Marcus Rashford’s love affair with Manchester United is coming to a sad, mysterious end.’
What love affair? I have hated the little cunt since 2020, when he decided he couldn’t be arsed. Also, his Chicken Floyd George fist saluting and bum lickig made me hate him even more.
We should still be reveling in the win at City, but – as usual – Rashford has made it all about him. With his whining about wanting a new challenge. Getting that lazy shiftless black arse to do a 90 minute shift on the pitch.Now, that would be a fucking challenge. Also, nothing to do with the little cunt being dropped for the Derby, I suppose? If he thinks his media blubbering will make longstanding United supporters say ‘Please don’t go’ then he’ll have a long bloody wait.
New challenge, eh? He’d better fuck off then.
And, for those who still have doubts about Rashford’s cunt credentials. Here he is, a couple of days after our thrashing from Spurs, swanning about New York like some two bit pimp treeswinger gangster.
C.U.N.T
Nominated by Norman.
I’m surprised the cunt wasn’t nominated to be a labour MP..
Another thick lazy grifter taking credit for squandering taxpayers money on feckless families..
Feed your own kids you bovine chavs..
And they are still at it, with endless breakfast clubs.. send the fucker to the workhouse.
He should of been a 100 meter runner with the snozz, he would of only had to run 99.
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The cunt with a head like a totem-pole.
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Whilst on the subject. The new doctor who, looks like a witch doctor.
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Because he is a Witchdoctor. ( Umbogo of the Niger )
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Failure is his middle name.
An out and out centre forward, yet he has managed only one (just one) season where he has scored over 20 goals, And he’s been here for eight or nine of them.
And I think of the stick that the likes of Birtles, Brazil and Davenport got.
But at least had the self respect to know that they couldn’t cut it at Old Trafford and they moved on to other clubs and other challenges.
But this cunt continues to rip the piss and grab 350 grand a week.
In United’s all time striker.goalscorer list, where does Rashford rate?
Answer, he doesn’t.
He isn’t even near the likes of Pearson, Greenhoff, McClair, Solksjaer and Cole.
Never mind Rowley, Tommy Taylor, Herd, Law, Kidd, Hughes, Cantona, Rooney and Van Nistelrooy.
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You gonna win today Norm?
I’m going 7-0 for LFC later.
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Molineux is always a tricky ground to play at, Termujin. Wolves away won’t be easy. Hope you had a good Xmas Day yesteday, pal.
Was a bit naughty last night. Always watch my fluid intake for the obvious reasons. But yesterday I was plied with champagne by my father in law. Top stuff, so i didn’t say no.
Staggered to bed at 3am. The wife’s dad is a top bloke and is as funny as fuck, He had me laughing all night. A bit knackered now, but I thoroughly enjoyed myself.
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That’s what it’s all about Norm, good for you.
Chelsea just screwed it up lol.
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Oh dear Norm, what happened?
I know it’s early days and Amorin needs time, but playing 5 at the back when you’re 1-0 down and a man sent off is just ridiculous.
Chelsea screwed it up lovely too.
7-0 mate, get a tenner on it.
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We were shit again today, Termujin.
Another few games like this, and it could be the relegation zone.
No team is frightened of Man United any more, or its supporters.
In the 70s and 80s, just the noise from the Stretford End would intimidate opposition teams and fans. Now, you can hear a pin drop.
And a shithouse like Bruno Fernades as captain does not help at all.
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Well, we got a result but pretty crap, disjointed performance.
I can’t see Man U in the relegation zone, but only because Southamptom and Ipswich etc are so garbage.
A good question is are the money men at Man U gonna let Amorin loose in the transfer market when he had hundreds of millions of pounds of players in the squad today and came up with that shit.
It’s got worse since Ten Haag left, I think the only thing that’s saving amorim at the moment is he’s only been there 5 mins, really not convinced about him.
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Ah St Mucus the shit he used to spout about bread for meals? Yeah now tell us one we can believe. Cunt.
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Not a very good driver either.
The definition of an air-thief.
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A months salary from this fucking grifter could feed about a thousand families. But then he’s telling the great unwashed to divvy up. I can’t stand him, wears more bling than the Queen Mother, arrogant but also thick, not a very good combination. You will be well shut of Norman.
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How many times has VAR caught that fucking hooter offside 😂
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The dinner laddies mother must have something to do with his performances. She should stick to interfering with Tom & Jerry.
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Over rated “goal hanger”.As talented as a pile of buffalo 💩💩💩💩.
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Why is he dressed like a character from the Teletubbies in the link?
He needs a dose of Guatemalan illegal migrant flamethrower…
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clygk48nxgzo.amp
Lazy Cunt.
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He is good at spending our money on free food while avoiding tax.
Fair play.
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The adulation and the apologists this lad gets is baffling.
I have seen wingers who are more prolific goalscorers.
Best (obviously), Hill, Coppell, Kanchelskis, Giggs.
And Bryan Robson and Paul Scholes – midfielders – bagged more goals a season that Rashford ever has.
And the age-old excuse by Rashford’s groupies…
‘But… But he’s only young.’
That may have worked in 2018, now he’s 27. When Cantona was that age, he was onto his second league and cup double. Bestie had won two league titles and a European Cup by the time he was 22. Not to mention a European Footballer of the Year award.
We undoubtedly want shut of him. But, question is, who’d want him? Can anyone see high flyers like Juventus or PSG putting up with that plastic gangsta pimp bollocks and that uppity can’t be arsed surly attitude? Never mind clubs like Newcastle and Everton? Becuause he is such a useless uppity cunt, I really can’t see any takers.
I am amazed he is tolerated at Old Trafford. In the days of The Doc (RIP) and Fergie, hie arse would have been out the door rapid.
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Don’t think the Doc would fancy his mother either.
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Also think the totem-poles bottles gone due to his domineering mother.
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The Doc and Laurie Brown’s old lady. Those were the days.
But, it opened the door to Dave Sexton.
Yeah, he signed Wilkins and McQueen.
But, he also sold Gordon Hill Brian Greenhoff and Andy Ritchie, and he bought Birtles.
The cunt.
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Johnny Berry and David Pegg, only needed enough money to put food on their family table and look at the performances they turned out.
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Carragher said he would pay LFC to play for them.
His negotiations consisted of him asking ‘Where do I sign?’.
Those days are sadly long gone.
As Norm said, can’t see any club willing to match his wages (350,000 a week!!! WTF???) so he seems the type to do a Bale and wind down his contract on the golf course, leaving on a free.
I’d have him straight out the door.
Then again, I would never have had him on contract in the first place.
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I remember Norman Whiteside.
Played in a league game on Saturday.
Then in a european game on the Tuesday.
And also in a Central League game on Thursday..
All in the same week, the lad never batted an eyleid.
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Whiteside was a proper chap.
I liked Steve Coppell too, but then again, he is a scouser 🙂
Brian McClair was underrated too.
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My dad told me all about them Sammy.
Albert Scanlon, David Pegg, Eddie Colman, Big Duncan.
I still have all my dad’s 50s scrapbooks.
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Did your Dad tell you about Albert shagging barmaids, Norman. My older sister fancied the one legged wonder.
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Mt dad told me abouth the sister of Wilf McGuinness, Sammy.
A right goer apparnetly. Had mby players and fans alike.
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Zulu is on TV for Christmas. The Afrikans are dressed the same as a thousand years ago. They carry spears. They have developed no new clothing or weapons. They are as primitive and uncivilised as they were a millennium ago.
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Exactly 👍.Savages.
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Goodness, sorry.
Rashford is an indolent, rapacious, hypocritical cunt. Talented, but lazy. Has he donated all his salary to starving, British kids yet? Thought not.
Carry on, lieutenant.
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throw him to the lions, like his ancestors were , masser, fried chiggun and watermelon, bwana
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Just watched Zulu again.
150 played 4000.
351 Rashfords killed and only 17 British.
Marvellous.
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I was just going to ask if anyone watched Zulu.
There’s so many brilliant lines:
Steady boys!
First rank, fire!
And the roll call at the end always makes me laugh.
” You’re alive, I saw you!”
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https://images.app.goo.gl/aaj5bnfcK6mueJEp9
Lineker’s thousands of them..
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The term “overrated” gets thrown about like confetti but it’s never been more apt than when describing the footballing exploits of one Marcus Rashford.
He’s hung around Old Trafford like an unwelcome bad smell for years. Giving the distinct impression to me that he’s to blame (among one or two others) for the downing of tools, the divisions within the squad and the repeated throwing under the proverbial bus, of consecutive managers who have all each tried and failed, to get anything like a tune out of this Man U team.
A dyed in the wool chippy cunt who’s a legend in his own mind.
He’ll no doubt end up somewhere like Tottenham Hotspur.
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I agree 100% Herman.
And, if he’s allowed to, Rashford will undermine this manager just like he did with all the others. Him and Luke Shaw have seen off half a dozen managers between them.
A lot of the troublemakers and dead wood were removed. Lingard, Pogba and the like. But – for my money – Rashford is the sneakiet and most snide of the lot.
Docherty had to remove the big egos and troublemakers in the 70s. Morgan, Crerand, and Sir Matt’s other yes men. Only Stepney, Buchan and McIlroy survived. And that’s what Amorim has to do with this lot.
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Don’t give a fuck about Rashford.
He gets a big ‘who?’ from me,
OT, what a bunch of fucking shite on TV.
I’m struggling to find anything that was made after 2000.
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Watching Apollo 13.
I lived through this!
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Amorim thought he was joining the Savoy Hotel of football,. But it turns out it’s a rat infested kebab van in Stretford.
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I hope he is joined by the shite that washed up yesterday, and I’m not talking about seashells.
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What’s happened to Ritz crackers?
Ive just had supper watching a documentary about a American archeologist in India and the thuggee cult captured him!
Tried to rip his heart out!!! 😮
Kaliman…
Called Han Solo in India or summat.
Anyway,
I digress.
Bit of cheese, pickled onions, turkey, cocktail sausages,
Ritz crackers…. They’ve lost their taste?!!
What the fuck?
Like there’s no salt in them?
Bet it’s the fuckin yanks?
Look you cunts,
I like salt.
I’m not a slug.
I like the taste.
They’re like cardboard now!!!
They killed cadburys chocolate
Maynards sports mix.
Now Ritz crackers.
The utter cunts.
I’ve nowt left to enjoy from my childhood.
It’s all turned to shite.
Fuckin salt is good for you!!
You die without salt.
It was mined and traded in the old days.
It preserves meat.
It’s a good guy.
Fuckin cunts.
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Ritz Crackers.
Another classic fallen into the clutches of Mondelez.
Eveything they touch turns to shit.
Mrs Norman got us some, and I tried them earlier today,
Not the Ritz that I knew and loved as a younger man, Miserable.
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I was right.
Mondelez.
The yank cunts that ruined Cadburys have fucked up Ritz crackers.
Mondelez is up there with the EU, WEF and the Legion of Doom.
Committed to the destruction of all things good and British.
I hope the board of Mondelez open the doors of the meeting room one day to a gas leak that leaves them.mangled and bleeding in the rubble and twisted metal.
Shrapnel peppering their vital organs.
And someone pours salt on them 🖕
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Update.
I’ve thwarted the fiendish yank cunts.
Nothing can’t be overcome by plucky British resolve, a stiff upper lip and some Dunkirk spirit.
Take a Ritz cracker
Butter it
Sprinkle with salt.
Mission achieved bomber command.
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I was going to suggest trying TUC crackers but it turn out those Mondelez cunts own them as well. So scratch that idea..
Mondelez.. wasn’t that an aztec emperor..
I’m glad the Spanish gave them smallpox..
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See they own (and fuck up) everything!
The Aztec fucks.
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The Iceland Cheese Crackers Selection Box has a nice Ritz-like cracker in it. Tastes nearer to the original ones. Three quid for a big box. They are nice though.
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Nothing beats the biscuits we used to get from the prefects at boarding school.
Moist and salty. Hints of fish and cheese
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If he’s not struggling mentally from the gayness i’m Dutchman.
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He is supposed to be a footballer, if he cannot score goals start working in a soup kitchen.
I think back to to 68 euro cup final, this cunt wouldn’t have been a boot boy.
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