It could hardly be imagined by imagined by Mr. Humphries, who was always free or Larry Grayson – and God know what Slack Alice and Apricot Lil would have made of it, but it seems the editors of “Pink Paper” for homosexualists and cabinet ministers everywhere (Rodders has presented an award for them), Mr. Cohen and Dr.James have allegedly been taking employers rights to their limits, and the good doctor has been examining patients, who don’t want to examined, and aren’t even patients anyway:
The BBC have been investigating and turned on their own. Of course it could be that young Tristram and young Gaylord misunderstood these editors and it was their time of the month, but you have to wonder with papers like The Guardian, The Observer and the great organ of the BBC why do they actually need a “Pink” paper?
I think these two men need a tap on the botty, duckies.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Seriously, is anyone surprised by these “revelations”? I’ve noticed that the sun always rises in the east.
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There must be some major typo in that ‘newspaper’ article.
It says a man is married to a man?
WTF???
BTW, hyper-sexed preverts corrupting and molesting others is not news.
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Philip Schofield is Page3 in the pink paper.
Flopping his titties out .
Of course the owners of the paper have sexually misbehaved.
They’re degenerates😀
Sort of ducky Rupert Murdochs.
Robert Maxwell’s with pierced nipples and quiffs.
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The only pink paper I knew was the Newcastle Chronical “Football Pink “. ( is that still going I wonder )
I doubt if Malcolm McDonald was ever gay. Does he still play for the toon I wonder ?
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Notts football post also printed on pink paper it was on the news stand about an hour after matches finished.
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Luckily they both died of AIDS before their trial began.
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Femboys Sebastian and Damian decked in high heels and pink camiknickers in a workplace full of bum rustlers.
Sorry, but what did they expect?
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They should think about renaming the paper.
Daily Colon.
The Throbber.
Free bottle of poppers and a Kylie minogue CD this Friday.
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Can’t see them changing it now after all these years, Mis. I remember it coming out, ( if that’s the right expression ) when I was young out on the town late at night and having it shove into my hands, saying what’s this load of shite. Some silly cunts going to get it mixed up with the Football Pink.
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Or the Financial Times most likely. Its got Nanci in the middle of it.
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Sexual misconduct 😂😂😂
Isn’t that the whole point of these LG….. cunts, sticking your cock up another blokes arse ffs.
And why fucking Pink, pink is a colour for little girls not fucking degenerates.
All cunts
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We have Pink Pages where we live but it’s a directory of local tradesmen, services etc. Very useful it is too. I’ve not noticed any adverts for bum bandits though. plus, I always thought the FT was the pink paper, the name stealing cunts.
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And there was the pink football results thing too.
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Dirty deviants.Chopped into little pieces and fed to the wolves.
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Don’t be cruel.
Why poison the wolves?
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Indeed. My wolves are fed exclusively on grass fed vegans.
Would want them getting the Arse Injected Death Sentence off these common or garden mincers.
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Predatory puffers making grown ‘men’ cry by being beastly to them?
Could be worse, could be the kids of this pair of degenerates.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14222835/gay-georgia-couple-sentenced-sexual-abuse-adopted-sons-life-prison.html
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@odin….these deviants will probably relish the dropped soap bars in the clink 😩…a feast of 💩 for a pair of evil 🌈 filth…. bring back the plague 🐀
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That Larry fucking Gayson would make me heave and rush to turn the telly off in those days, at least it used to make you fit and ready for the lassies.
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Hallo, meine großen Bierkrüge !!!
Eat a Bangalore Phaal washed down with 20 Guinnesses`es — it probably won`t cure `the gayness`, but it might teach you what your bottom should be used for.
Prost !
🍛🍺
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Sound advice for broken ribs as well..
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Were Mr Cohen and Dr James in Brighton last night?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/12/27/two-men-arrested-after-19-year-old-man-raped-in-brighton/
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It looks like they were going into a back alley
Brighton, if you haven’t been bummed there you’ve never been bummed 😂
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As Del boy might say,
Quelle surprise…💩
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Now that Lord Mandy has seen what fun you can have with the homo press, I reckon he will get his John Bull Printing Outfit and tweezers out and invite Wes Streeting to edit the Pink Labour Press. Chris Bryant will set up a few tracts as well.
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Is there a straight times newspaper?
I imagine not..
Do the pòofs need their own paper.
I mean they have the BBC?
Still that’s what happens when you pamper to them.
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In the words of Elton John “Out of my way, or I’ll bugger you into next week!”
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Whaaattt!!! He’s not a turd burglar is he?
Well I never.
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Quare Starmers brother has died apparently. Who knew.
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Of rampant communism.
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Good to see 2TK liked to share his wealth and privilege with his family.
Oh…
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We heard all about Kweer’s stone farming, his dad’s toolmaking, his mums nursing, his sisters nursing and even his wife’s work in the NHS (as a lawyer) but until his death I never knew he had a brother. Still waters 2TK strikes again.
I wonder what his boyfriend does for a living? – at least till he became the British Ambassador in Washington.
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😂😂😂😂😂 tough
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Surely in todays woke society the pink news can be sued for not being inclusive, openly discriminating in its existence againsts and coloureds.
That should keep em busy for a while.
As for the staff, I thought that sort of behaviour for par for the course at the non inclusive establishments they frequent.
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The Football Pink was Manchester’s weekend football paper in the 70s and 80s.
I used to think George Graham’s name was Below Par.
Because the Pink always used to print ‘Below Par Graham’ every time they covered United games.
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You’ve just reminded me Norman. Was shocked after using a cash machine in Hampstead Health, there was a short arsed George Graham next in the queue. I’m saying that me medium tall, he definitely was short.
Nobody’s mentioned The Football Green. Wasn’t as popular as the Pink. Maybe due to the colour of mold, it didn’t last long.
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Wow this is surprising news, to say I am shocked is an understatement. To find out that these two paragons of the bent world are filthy creepy sex pests is truly shocking.
The only thing I can think of to improve this terrible situation is that they only be allowed to employ male boat people over the age of 35 whose arseholes are fitted with combination locks. In hindsight some of these persons are more than happy to indulge in a game of hide the sausage (halal) so everything balances out in the end.
Pair of wankers should have kicked the shit out of the arse pirates. God help us when the Russians and Chinese come a knocking.
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We’re screwed 🤦
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More like raped…
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A good one Black biscuit. I wish the buggers would get their cocks stuck like the dogs and it wouldn’t be cold water I’d be chucking on them !
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As an example to deviants everywhere, these 2 wannabe daughters of bitches need to be thrown off a roof.
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I thought the Pinky Paper was supposed to bring group help to the gaylord community, not grope help to the gaylord community.
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I remember the green un for the football
The pink un can fuck off
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