Deck your balls with bales of holly, for this is the season to have another pop at that raddled, mutton dressed as lamb screeching trollop Carol Vorderman, She might have been Richard Whitely’s Xmas cracker 40 odd years ago, but these days the queen of daytime TV is just a cheap tramp flogging dubious “home equity” scams between the funeral ad, with the coffin in a sidecar, and bog roll dog.
But Carol is a woman, and therefore, inevitably, a victim. All the sisters are victims these days, and while she might not have been a victim of Gregg Wallace, that naughty, naughty man, she was the victim of somebody and because the would-be shrinking violet complaimed about him, she was sacked from an un-named TV.
Or was she?. The self-obsessed, hey-look-at-me old tart needs to stay relevant so such an intangible story MIGHT be true. Equally it might just be a figment of her imagination. Just like Mrs. Draper missing Derek, I dare say she still pines over Richard Whitely, and suffers night starvation as a result.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Vile plastic cunt.. massive tory hating gobshite on twitter, now her labour party are in and fucking it up, she is less vocal than Anne Frank.
Though that could be because she melted on a hot radiator.. one thing pensioners don’t have under this government..
Any opinion on that carol?
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I always get this woman and Charlotte Church mixed up.
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How? One is a Welsh cunt and the other is a fake Welsh cunt.
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Funny how this socialist slagheap can be pro-wimmin’s rights when it gets her a bit of attention, but seems to have no conscience for the immolation of women’s freedoms taking place under a regime that is determined to protect the rights of perv*rted men to get their tackle out in women’s changing rooms, and to give the religion of peace its blessing to impose lethal Bronze Age barbarism on the womenfolk living in this country.
It’s the same old story. There’s simply no rank self-serving ignorant amoral hypocritical cunt like a Labour voting rank self-serving ignorant amoral hypocritical cunt.
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all old Richard Whitely wanted was a good hard fuck from her and she would never let him. the selfish cunt
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Mind you, Richard was living with Katherine Apanowicz at the time. Given a top totty like that he was probably happy to play home fixtures.
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The countdown is on as to will there be any part that’s not plastic before the grim reaper ☎️ …. can’t be much left that needs finishing 🧟♀️
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Imagine Carol Vorderman and Nancy Pelosi in the same room, Phwoarrr! There must be a hit film somewhere in that team-up, WC?!
Good morning, everyone.
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In Cunt Engines private collection I believe Twenty.
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Perhaps taking it in turns to sit on old Kweer Starmer’s face – like human Russian roulette – whose fart is going to be the one to kill the four eyed old fucker. A real snuff film – fun for the whole family, especially if he is wearing stockings, suspenders and red slingbacks while they take turns to finish him off. Haven’t got a title for it yet though. I imagine all the plastic in Vorderman’s arse would be pretty toxic anyway.
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More likely she was sacked for being a fire hazard.
Under studio lights all that inflammable body enhancement could go up like an EV.
Blame it on Health & Safety Carol.
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The naughty men at the bbc, should be put in pillories and allow women to sling back all their nastiness and more.
I only continue with the bbc because its free to receive, minus advertising and their archive tv and radio material is a contradiction to themselves. What more does one need.
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A strange woman.
She made a career out of flashing her tits and arse, and did it very well, I’ll give her that.
Then she suddenly turned into an unpleasant, ranting gogshite. Odd.
Morning all.
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Probably Ron, she wasn’t expecting to be ridiculed for trying to make her appearance look ridiculous like most women, instead of growing old gracefully like Charlotte Rampling.
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Carol must have fucked quite a few pensioners,by selling them equity “release” with all that compound interest..
So the venal old hag should certainly have a seat at 2 tier Kweers table.
“Refugees welcome” …up her raddled arse no doubt.
o v e n.
Good morning.
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There is another porno film for you – Carol Vorderman and Yvette Cooper in “Fucked by Abdul”……..and Mohammed, Izmir, Tagh and all the other minicab drivers in Rochdale – a real Halal fuckerama.
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Could you chuck in Judith Chalmers, too, WC? Asking for a friend…
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I don’t think the makeup department has the resources or skills for dear old Judith. I think she is about 90 now – hard to believe when I hear repeats on Radio 4 Extra of her hosting the Ken Dodd Show – but I have sympathies. In her 1960s heyday I would have loved to have the private telephone number of Judith who I would have liked to get my hands on.
Perhaps you’d accept Jess Phillips as an (almost) human fuck buddy to make up the trio of fuck-ees by the peaceful brothers. They would probably need axle grease to penetrate her workings though.
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Halal Fuckerma is a great working title.
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Plastic tits and arse, lefty, what’s not too like 😂
She gets in the news for being a bit of a cunt on Twatter, then got upset when people told her to fuck off.
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I’ll have two from the top and one from the bottom please Carol.
Fortunately I don’t have a telly and haven’t had for twenty years so I wonder if Barbie really does have am entry portal. still.
Mornin’
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Having been party to ripping off thousands of pensioners of their homes, savings and estates, I could not give one single fuck about this plastic turd. Whatever the fuck she thinks has been done to here pales into insignificance in comparison to what she’s spent a career doing to other people. I hope the greedy, grasping old trout gets too near a radiator and fucking melts.
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Was it Gaz Top or Fred Dineage from How 2 I wonder?
I remember when Gail McKenna was a presenter on it back in the early 00s and a few years later I found out she was a former glamour model and found pictures of her tits and va-jay-jay online. Happy days 😆😆
They never mentioned that on How 2.
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Fred Dineage who knew Ronnie and Reggie?
No thanks Turkish.
I’m sweet enough.
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Might be a bit of a weird crush, but I fancy that Hannah Waddingham.
She’s certainly in MILF territory
https://thefappeningblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/07/Hannah-Waddingham-Sexy-The-Fappening-Blog-11.jpg
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And don’t you lot be saying she’s trans or anything like that. She’s all woman.
https://images.scrolller.com/neutron/hannah-waddingham-s-body-is-a-wonderland-4dptt39ofl.jpg
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Hannah?
That’s our Bernard!!
My funny cousin.
He got hit in the head by corky ball and was never right after that.
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Oh dear me yes.
Preferably dressed as a dominmatrix! 👠👢
Afternoon Harold, afternoon all.
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That is all woman
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Gail McKenna and Kathy Lloyd.
The Dynamic Duo from Liverpool.
Page 3 legends, the pair of ’em.
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Hey! Hey! Look at me!
I’m still desirable and young!
Come on,
Everyone look at has me!
Bet you all fancy me don’t you?
The only way I want to see this glorified calculator stretched out is in a morgue .
The silly old cunt.
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Any extra noms with it being Christmas Admin?
Some sour twat who doesn’t like stuffing?
Some one who hates Santa?
Someone who got kicked in the Jacobs off a reindeer?
Come on Admin!
Show us what’s in your sack!! 😉
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I might suggest a cunting for the whole of the pea-dough Church of England, and their dodgy poofy enablers like Welby
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Good shout,they’ve certainly been “scrooge like” with the truth,the wicked cunts.
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How about this flabby faced cunt for a start – just like a politician he knows he did wrong, but nothing will make him resign:
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/stephen-cottrell-york-archbishop-bbc-essex-b1201410.html
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Welby wants the living day lights kicked out of the cunt, along with all the other pretend god botherers hiding behind child abuse.
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Anyone remember Diane Abbott on Countdown?
“I’ll have seventeen continents and twelvty vowels please Carol”.
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I saw that one, LL. Wasn`t the final conundrum FNAITGGER ?
⏱️
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Thought I’d let you know, big nose chose shite pop on Desert Island Discs, in keeping with the teams he picked to play football.
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Roy Plomley would never have given him gouseroom – or 99% of the so-called “celebrities” Wireless 4 foist on us these days – usually pansy actors or slaggy pop singers.
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Houseroom nor gouseroom – I am not good today. It’s the most horrible time of the year…..
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The grubby poster girl of the great unwashed.
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Had the misfortune to see the Vorderwhore on the Christmas Masked Singer last year.
She should have kept the mask on.
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Unrecognisable to the nice and sexy young lady that did Countdown in the 80s.
Proof that absolute celebrity corrupts absolutely.
She now has more fiberglass than the edifice of the original Manchester Arndale Centre.
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I’m hoping that next time she contributes to saving the planet by taking a helicopter to Glastonbury, along with Holly Chipmunkcheeks, the door flies open as the pilot manoeuvres for landing, and the pair of them fall out, striking high tension wires on the way down.
I loath them both, Voldemort and her simpering sidekick.
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If the chopper crashed, Vorderwhore would go up like the Hindenburg meets the Death Star.
All that fiberglass, plastic and chemicals.
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