This bloke has to be the most sinister looking individual I’ve ever seen. He couldn’t look more demonic if he had black scleral lenses in his eyes and sharpened incisors.
His current net worth is estimated to be around $300 million by being a highly successful “preacher” and manipulating the terminally gullible, the chronically stupid and the last option desperates of society. His rants are gold standard tragic entertainment value, but he looks like a demonic entity wearing a silicone mask and trying its best to look human.
In short, if I suddenly woke up at 3am in the darkness and saw him standing at the foot of my bed in the moonlight with that alien-like cold stare, I’d accept that Satan had visited me in person and I’d flood the floor with liquid shit.
Nominated by TwatVarnish link by Cuntologist.
So what’s the actual cunting? He can’t help the way he looks. I apologise if I’ve missed something.
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‘Televangelist’ is all it took for me, Jill …
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Making merchandise of weak, sickly, vulnerable people in order to hoard up treasure on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and thieves break in and steal, instead of storing up in heaven as instructed by the very Bible which he so ablely perverts in order to steal.
Utter scum.
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Yuk!
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Born 1936? Henceforth-ongoing Dead Pool fodder, methinks!
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I think i put a link to IAC some time ago of an interview with this reptoid as he was caught by a perky female journalist on the hop with his defences down and boy what a revelation (npi) as he spewed his bilge hither and yon.
Still on youtube if you can stomach it.These demonics still have lots of clout sadly with many septics and are fully onboard with the psycho zionist evangelics with Satanyahus current genociding.in the occupied territories.
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A small aside, .. what does the (npi) in the top paragraph above stand for? Has me stumped.
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Fuckit! .. ‘no pun intended’. D’uh!
It’s a good pun, though.
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Ptarmigan
Perhaps you’re better with Numbers (npi) 🙂
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Fucking hell.
A photo of this fella on the mantle piece would definitely keep the kids away from the fire.
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Okay, so that’s his waxwork in Madame Tussauds.
But what does the real one look like?
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Mr Barlow in Salem’s lot?
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Ho ho, he looks ace!
Imagine all the fantastically evil fun he’s had in the last few decades.
Making a fortune off the back of dimwits, undoubtedly shagging hundreds of gullible, nubile young ladies.
Probably had a bunch of people murdered.
What’s not to like?
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Abso-fucking-lutely, Thomas.
And it was 🔥The Lord🔥 who told him to lick cream off the thighs of a 16-year in that motel.
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Thomas are you considering a career change to evangelism? Look on the bright side no more revenue spent on the love dungeon.
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Morning CM/all.
Whilst the thought of arranging murders, stealing money and sleeping with easily-influenced ladies is alluring indeed, I’m too lazy to promote all the corruption.
It’s why I never went into politics, despite having all the necessary character flaws.
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Tsk CM.
It’s not expenditure fir Tommy, it’s infrastructure investment:-)
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White on white translucent black capes
Back on the rack
Bela Lugosi’s dead
The bats have left the bell tower
The victims have been bled
Red velvet lines the black box
Bela Lugosi’s dead
Bela Lugosi’s dead
Undead, undead, undead
Undead, undead, undead
The virginal brides file past his tomb
Strewn with time’s dead flowers
Bereft in deathly bloom
Alone in a darkened room, the count
Bela Lugosis dead…
Creepy looking fucker.
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“alone in a darkened room, the cunt”
https://youtu.be/iTJF0uE2LOg?si=rTHvc2mz0WnWkR4p
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Can’t beat a bit of Bauhaus Mis, the Spice of Life!
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‘Rosegarden Funeral of Sores’ is a catchy ditty.
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What is it with Americans who swallow all this nonsense? How can an advanced country have such a large proportion of the population who believe in sky fairies?
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Yanks are naturally gullible.
They are happiest speaking in tongues and snake handling.
Joining communes and cults,
Drinking KOOL aid.
Mad as shit house rats.
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They spent too long singing songs to their flag and giving apples to their teacher to actually learn anything.
The average Yank is as thick as pig shit.
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It’s poetic justice. If these fools believe in a sky-daddy who has to be praised and feared without a shred of proof, then they deserve to be fleeced. It’s no different from donating to your local Catholic church or Immam.
Fucking cretins.
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He’s maybe one of those inter dimensional shit shifters that David Icke warned us about.
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It’s a miracle!!!
In the name of Jeeeeesus.
For only 150 dollars I can realign your aura and adjust your soul.
And for one week only a special offer!
A donation of £300 sees your name written into the book guaranteeing your place in heaven.
And they serve all you can eat buffet.
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Do you sell those danish pastries that resemble Mother Theresa?
I’ll pay big monies.
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Yep,
And chocolate chip cookies that look like Elvis Presley.
Used to use grated lemon zest in them till the yanks complained.
Suspicious rinds
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For just 10 dollars you can get a bottle of Peter Popoff’s (I shit you not) miracle water, freshly bottled in Chernobol.
I really wish I was joking.
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If you want to understand why he’s a cunt a few minutes of this should enlighten you.
https://youtu.be/9LtF34MrsfI?feature=shared
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What a freak.👎
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Good grief…
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He looks like a super-annuated Tony B Liar
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What would all these old telly- phonies do without Max Factor?.
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Lol, what a great nom for Sunday morning TwatVarnish! The skin on his face looks more mismatched than Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He is worth a ton of cash though, so his kids will be minted when he goes to meet his maker. At the age of 87, maybe someone should add him to the deadpool.
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I initially thought this was a cunting of the recently passed “Randall and Hopkirk Deceased” actor. I’m glad it turned out not to be the case.
This creepy Professor Joe Butcher lookalike has cunt written all over him.
Ithangyou.
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My favourite Bond film of the lot. Met Robert Davi once as well, absolute gentleman, genuinely nice guy and a real charmer. The missus’s knickers still haven’t fully dried out.
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Shame Tim only did 2 films.
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A tragedy – a contentious subject of course, but because he was the Bond of my youth I always rate him my favourite, and I think he’d have done so much more justice to the role than Brosnan. But at least we have the two he did, firmly among my favourites and still have a magical effect on me when I watch them.
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Agreed Dave. Tim was a great bond with the perfect blend of charisma, grittiness, humour and action. Licence to Kill rates as one of the best IMHO.
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Ken looks like Burgess Meredith. Maybe he didn’t die back in 1997, but went through a secret medical procedure that enabled his re-emergence as a charismatic satanist. I read about this sort of thing in books by my favourite author, Dennis Wheatley.
It all went on all the time under the Nazis, and was continued after the war in the jungles of South America. Ken may even be a clone of Joseph Goebbels or his mate Josef Mengele. Whatever it is all about, it is a mystery and no mistake. The public has a right to know what is going on. Please sign the petition, if we get over 100,000,000 signatures it will be debated by the Standing Committee on Diabolical Affairs
Good morning, everyone. .
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Haunting the Chapel indeed..
It looks like something pulled out of the burning wreckage of Thunderbird One.
Baptismal Oven.
Good morning.
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As Janice sang “Oh Lord won’t you buy me a colour t.v…..
The grin from ear to ear and the pointy finger, Just made for Pinewood and Hammer.,
Interesting that it wasn’t just septics that got his attention but he also visited some of the less educated in Africa.
The God this cunt worships doesn’t drift about on a fluffy cloud that’s for sure.
But draughty the morn.
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Definitely a strange one but if you can make money talking shit then why not.
Would I pay to see this freak, not a chance 😂
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Bang a stake through his heart, then chop his head off and scatter garlic around the coffin. Maybe a silver bullet through the napper just to be on the safe side.
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He’s Satan, who was kicked out of Heaven and came back to take all the money from the gullible people. Of course he hates the people, but loves their money to pay for all his private jetting around. He’s the real Bela Lugosi. You don’t see his bats flying round dangling on string.
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Why anybody would send cash to this cunt is beyond me.
He looks like a proper wrong ‘un.
Morning all.
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Morning Ron, all.
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That’s the bloke in Lost Highway. The evangelist preacher is a hoax.
Robert ‘Mystery Man’ Blake never died.
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A preacher you say? One of the believers?
Excellent, Reach out and touch faith……
Then. Oven please Unkle,
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Lift up the receiver, I’ll make you a believer.
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Excerpt from Metallica’s anti-evangelist song..
‘Marvel at his tricks
Need your Sunday fix
Blind devotion came
Rotting your brain
Please, please, spreading his disease
Living by his story
Knees, knees, falling to your knees
Suffer for his glory…
(…Send me money, send me green, heaven you will meet ;
Make a contribution and you’ll get a better seat’…)
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God dang it Martha I said you shouldn’t have taken the lord’s name in vain…and now I’ve got to waste a perfectly good bottle of ma’s moonshine with your corpse ☠️…lordy,lordy I believe
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Looks OK to me, compare him to Dale Vince…..
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Full evangelist oven please Unkle for the undead one.
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Looks like a real version of Darth Sidious.
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As a general rule of thumb Televangelists deserve a Cunting just for being who and what they are. Other than that I don’t see anything unique in this nomination.
Now cunting Telemullahs…that would be unique!
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