Blurring the boundaries

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Now, this is an observation and I have no link, although I’ll try to find summat suitable, Admin.

When did people start decorating their house for Halloween at all, never mind at the end of September?
Why is it OK to leave Halloween decorations up until after Bonfire night, only to replace them with Christmas decorations?

There’s about a dozen houses on my dog walking route who have outside lights/illuminated deers/Santa’s in the front gardens. Window decorations and inside lit-up trees, too.

What comes after Christmas, pink hearts for Valentines, dancing eggs/chicks for Easter?
When does it stop?
With a Wicker Man, perhaps?

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

56 thoughts on “Blurring the boundaries”

  3. There is a lady in her late eighties who loves Christmas whose outside Christmas lights outside go up in November. She gets a free pass. The rest or the tossers in the supporting link. Get a life you sad cunts.

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  4. Don’t bother with whimsical offerings. Think More on the lines of meaningful interests, such as summer & winter solstices and the four seasons. Besides the sun and moon that controls us all.

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      • We went without any of the traditional English stuff for many years MNC, until a new supermarket opened a few towns away.

        It was called ‘Overseas’ but was really an Iceland store.

        Mrs Cunter went there and stocked up on a load of familiar foods.

        Without exception it all ended up in the bin.
        Even the dog wouldn’t eat it.

        You don’t realise how much sugar and salt is added to your UK supermarket food until you have gone without for a long time.

        Fucking horrible!

      • How dare you insult our lovely salt and sugar laden food!!!!

        Why if not for my dangerously high blood pressure and lack of teeth I’d bite you! 😂

  6. Near where I live several sad cunts put their decorations up on November 6th, no doubt to mollify little Tristram and Jacasta who are so disappointed fireworks night was last night and they have nothing to look forward to till the school Xmas Concert in mid December.

    Why do the fuckers wish time away?. As you get older there is less time and it goes far too quickly. If they are that bored why don’t they go and buy the latest bonkbuster from Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited – Yvette’s Prison Gang Bang with Pixieballs, featuring a dozen illegal immigrants. She had a sore arse and walked bow-legged for weeks after we finished filming that, because of retakes due to having to tidy her up after the creampies.

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  8. I have to admit that I have a facecunt account, only to access a local neighbourhood group, it is useful for exchange of information.

    Last year some silly cunt posted, what date do people put up Christmas decorations, I was very tempted to reply ‘do you ask what time of the day you should have a shit’…. I think I would have been banned.

    Along with the useful stuff there is an awful lot of crap and definitely some very stupid people.

    Back to the general theme, I don’t give a fuck about when people put up various decorations, I am more concerned about all the awareness months, puffs pride runs into black history runs into Islamophobia month. Just wait, it won’t be long before blasphemy will be punishable under British law, not Christianity obviously.
    Some P cunt in the HoC today asking for a law against desecration of religious texts, meaning the Koran.

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    • There already is a law against desecration of religious texts, and all other books for that matter.

      You can’t just walk into a library, bookstore, temple, church or mosque and start ripping up books.
      You would be charged with criminal damage.

      If you own a book of any sort then as your property you can do what the fuck you want with it.

      Seems like the cunt wants a step towards Sharia law.
      Who other than a Muslim would own a copy of the Koran?

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      • The religious text is just the start, the end point will be any criticism or perceived criticism of Islam.
        I agree the cunts want Sharia to be on par or above UK law.

        The only answer from the government should be ‘fuck off’ but with Kweer in charge we could well be fucked.

      • Our leaders would be more than happy with Sharia law. Half of the cunts are peacefuls anyway and the rest think that it won’t affect them. It won’t (not wouldn’t, it will happen, and soon) take long for them to find out just how wrong they are.

  9. I think ours are going up at the weekend, nothing over the top just a few outside sparklies and a fake tree, the wife likes it so i have no problem with it, although the sky q box is a bit jammed up with christmas films so i had to remove emmanuelle, beneath the valley of the ultra vixens, porkies, car trouble and all the confessions films, but hey ho.

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  10. Has anyone started their Christmas shopping yet? I have.

    Mrs Twatt is something of a bookworm, and perusing Waterstone’s shelves yesterday I found the ideal thing for her – a box set of three classics.

    Entitled ‘Great Works of Fiction’, it comprises Pride and Prejudice, Wuthering Heights and Rachel Reeves’s CV.

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  11. I say make the most of it, another 4 years of labour and peaceful cock nosher Rodney and the only celebrating we will be doing is eid, and kissing the carpet 5 times a day..

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  12. I’m sure Excellent Leader 2TK will put together a task force at enormous expense to tell us when to decorate the Christmas Tree..

    and when to pray to mecca.

    “All I want for Christmas is a new turban”..

    Cunts for Santa’s Festive Oven.

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  13. That bloated, ugly pig calls itself an influencer, influencing people of the perils of stuffing your piehole incessantly ?
    Lip up fatty.

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  14. Every year the missus panics.

    “We haven’t got a tree yet!”😮

    And every year I wait till the rush has finished and I get a tree for half what I would the week before.

    I like Christmas 🎄
    The food, drink, twinkling fairy lights, films etc.
    And singing carols in my lovely singing voice.

    I’m definitely on Father Christmas ‘s good list as I’ve been extra good this year.

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  15. Don’t be a miserable set of cunts FFS there’s little left of anything worth celebrating these days 🎅….so you want me and the crew out on our ears and trecking the frozen tundra for ever as other festivities from other cultures take over ….Eid Mubarak to you all ☪️ ho fucking ho, come on 🦌🦌🦌🦌 they want us out 😩

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    • That’s exactly right.

      No point whining about British values being eroded then not celebrating Christmas 🎄

      Rub their fucking faces in it.

      That Richard Dawkins cunt?
      I’d demand he pulled my cracker!
      And wear a paper crown.

      That moaning Black fucker Shola mos shogbimimu?

      ” Come on chocolate drop have a feel inside my sack!”
      It’s a white Christmas 🎄

      They don’t want you celebrating it, so do it.

      Eat drink be merry,
      And fuck em in the name of baby jesus.

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  16. I’ve noticed ‘Happy Holidays!’ creeping in, presumably so as not to offend other religions’ sensibilities. It’s either ‘Merry Christmas’ or fuck off. Ps re decorations its holly, pine, dried orange and candles about a week before the 25th. I’m old skool

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    • Anyone wishes you

      “Happy holidays!”

      Say ” get fucked. It’s Christmas.
      I’m a Englishman not a placcy yank .”

      Tis idiots like this that are helping our culture go extinct.

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  17. God knows what abomination Keir Starmer’s official Downing Street Christmas card will look like. I heard on the Lotus Eaters podcast the other day he doesn’t have a favourite Christmas film, a favourite poem or song, nothing. He probably spends Christmas day reading a fax machine service manual.

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      • I reckon the bloke in the link must be a ball ache to live next door to JP. Does anyone really call him ‘Mr Claus’ or is it something he has given himself because he is an attention seeking dickhead?

  18. There’s one of the support staff at my kidney unit. He’s a nice lad, and he’s the only one who is ever arsed to put a Christmas tree up in the waiting room area.

    Well, he put it up on Monday. But the amount of cunts – patients and staff alike – who have done nothing but moan. ‘What’s that up for?’ ‘It’s still November!’ ‘But… But it’s not Christmas yet!’

    Of course, these are the same people who would also moan if he didn’t bother and wouldn’t put it up.

    It doesn’t bother me one bit. Brightens the place up (and it needs it) .

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  20. Confession time.

    I have a structure in my garden. It’s a decking base, partially enclosed but fully roofed. I had it built as an outdoor, sheltered smoking area.

    I call it the Tikki Hut. It has comfy garden furniture and it’s a nice place to sit on scorching days, as it’s shaded.

    I have fairy lights, solar ones, so it’s lit up at night, all year round.

    But! The lights don’t flash or twinkle and my garden has 6 foot fencing all round, so it’s not like a Texas Roadhouse viewed from the street.

    ( I was going to say whorehouse, but good manners prevented me)

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    • Good stuff JP! 👍

      I’ve got a shed I like to sulk in.
      Muttering to myself and banging stuff about.

      It’s great!!

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    • Bandy Barbara used to be a boxer and always fails a testosterone test .

      And has no tits and a 8in nudger like a fuckin great big black pudding slapping his thigh.

      Woman footballer of the year!!! 😆

      The BBC are crackers

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