A double cunting for a pair of grasping, self obsessed cunts. Ms Eddy-Evans, yet another pouting airhead, wearing more makeup than Wes Streeting, and with the inevitable double barrelled surname ( her real name is probably Tracey Smith), threw away her ex-boyfriends hard drive (and I bet that’s the only thing the twat has that was hard) from his computer, which contained the key to his bitcoin fortune. The sound of his computer kept the poor little lass awake, depriving her of her beauty sleep. Or at least that is her excuse.
As for James, he looks in urgent need of that money, if only to buy himself a syrup and a personality. He is threatening to sue Newport council because they refuse to let him dig up a large rubbish dump which has now been grassed over to look for it. He does generously say that he will give 10% of his fortune to make the area “the Las Vagas of Newport” (don’t you threaten us, young man). But a verbal contract is not worth the paper it is written on, as Sam Goldwyn would have said.
I suspect all this nonsense will be to no avail. The disk has been buried for nearly a decade now and will no doubt be contaminated and probably corrupted. For all we or he knows that disc might have been buried near something magnetic.
I feel there is more to this story than meets the eye, though fuck knows what it is, these are just a pair of publicity hungry greedy selfish bastards.
I just thought I’d mention it. Makes a change from Rachel from accounts who wants to be an economist when she grows up.
Nominated by W C Boggs.
Hmmm.
She removed the hard drive from the computer? That’s an arseache of a job in itself.
Would have been easier to dump the computer in the river.
More to this story that meets the eye. 🤔
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Agreed, how would a blonde bimbo know how to do it?
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It’s looks by the pics she has tattooed halfina of herself.. one halfina to go..
Bitcoin… more likely a binatone games console.. Welsh people haven’t got the Internet yet..
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It took the cunt 10 years to realise he was missing a hard drive with bitcoin on it? If I had £20 in a wallet it wouldn’t take more than a day for me to notice it was missing. Lying twat.
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What is it with women and tattoos these days?
Afternoon all.
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Women with tattoos should be gunned down on sight.
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I agree Shit-cake. Beyond that though are piercings. Makes me shudder just to think about them.
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Quite so. I cannot begin to imagine why they would want to mutilate their bodies in such a fashion.
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I like to see it in the same way as stripes on a skunk or those snakes that are red, yellow and black.
It’s their way of telling me that they’re a poisonous cunt and saves me having to expend any effort or time finding out the hard way.
Same with purple hair, white dreadlocks etc.
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Seems a reasonable summation, Harold.
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I truly hope they get permission from Newport council for this and at great expense paid in advance for the work finding it of course.
Then for them to either find it and there is no data left on hard drive. Or for them to find it and stick it into computer only for a Chinese flag to flash up and a message saying “old chinese proverb say only stupid round eye bin hard drive” or similar.
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What’s the problem, just invent some more imaginary money, go higher.
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Quite obviously lying
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Silly fucking tart. He should have given her a kick in the cunt equivilant to the Hiroshima bomb.
Then he gets a kick in the bollocks of the same size.
Kept her awake at night? Pull the other one it has bells on.
Afternoon all, a fine day for cunting.
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If I had a penny for all the bits of coins I`ve lost over the years I`d probably have very nearly 3/9d.
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That would buy you nearly 200 Black Jacks!
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Indeed, SCB; and a few Fruit Salads® deftly shoplifted on the side.
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Or 20 Woodbines. ☺️
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Ah, yes. The Woodbine was a true white cylindrical god of packeted smoking materials. No filter. That was only for puffs – and by that I mean homosexuals. In my opinion second only to the majestic Capstan Full Strength: You didn`t smoke them so much as drink the nicotine. Great days.
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Ah yes… Capstan Full Strength. Sadly I never had the pleasure.
My dearly departed mum favoured Players Navy Cut.
Pure lung busters they were.
Finest cigarette I ever smoked!
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The strange thing about this story is that the bitcoin people have said the digital wallet can be retrieved with a few (pass)words.
Why go looking for a physical hard drive when what is allegedly on it is out there in the ether.
Something else that strikes me as strange is the money involved. How many bitcoins did he buy and at what point in time to suddenly have half a billion quids worth?
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Hang on, I’m calling total bullshit on this one.
He ‘mined’ 8000 bitcoins with his laptop?
Bullshit. It takes a warehouse full of very powerful computers with their own power grid to mine fractions of a coin over weeks and weeks.
Some Taffy bagged 8000 of them with a knackered laptop in his bedroom.
Complete bollocks.
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He’s from a mining community though boyo?
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It was very possible to mine bitcoins in decent numbers back with a crap computer when they first appeared, they were almost worthless at the time in cash value but turned out they had great potential value, If you’re able to sell them that is.
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😴kept her awake at night….she obviously spent the time troweling on the layers of L’Oréal cack to cover the acne that layers of makeup provide. …halfina/bimbo = pull this 🦵
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Sometimes in life the other half will do something like this ,
Maybe not lose you millions in crypto currency but pick up your van keys and put them somewhere safe….if she could just remember where exactly.
It’s one of the fundamental differences of the sexes.
Men are taught to leave other people’s shit alone and if they must move it remember where.
Woman don’t.
They feel it’s acceptable to rearrange everything you own and you won’t mind that you can’t find the fuckin key to the safe, legal documents or snakebite serum.
If you love your missus you have to accept this.
It’s what swearing was invented for.
It’s that or manslaughter.
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Too true. I doubt you can find a bloke who doesn’t agree with this. Unless they are a Labour supporter
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He spilt lemonade on the laptop, it’s was fucked so he removed the hard drive and transferred the pictures onto his Apple thing but couldn’t transfer the bitcoin code, then threw the drive into a drawer and forgot about it.
Conclusion – he is a fucking knob!
The tart, threw it away, so what, the knob should have taken better care of it.
Why the fuck should the council do anything, not their problem.
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The wife’s daughter’s dog pissed on the laptop we gave her. Then customs wanted money to allow it back in the country to have it repaired. No bitcoin fortune on that one.
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What does she expect anyone to do?
Start a GoFundMe for them?
I’m with Odin on this.
I call bullshit.
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Wasn’t there a similar story about this recently. I’m sure I saw something about it, where the money had been retrieved by some very clever computer techs, but at a very hefty finders fee.
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By “hard drive” he probably means the tower or desktop, if you’ve ever worked in IT you’ll know that is what 99.9% of idiots call the actual system unit.
I would imagine the chances of it working are slim to say the least but maybe you could do data-recovery on the HDD platters. There are companies that work wonders with these.
All in all, a couple of cunts who deserve each other..
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Text book example of why you should maintain your backups. I’ve spent weeks of my life replacing dead hard drives. I’ve been to small businesses where everything was on a PC where the hard drive had failed and they had no backup. I was once on site with another engineer in the early hours of a Friday morning in a big hotel in London where we quickly ascertained that the hard drive in their server had died. Most of the guests were due to check out that morning. We asked the manager whether he had an up-to-date backup and he stared at us and asked; “Backup?” My colleague, whose vocabulary didn’t include the word discretion turned to me and stated flatly; “We’re wasting our fucking time here Arfur.”
As for vital passwords, best bet is to write several copies on paper and distribute to various locations around your house.
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I would imagine booking info would be held in a two tier application with data held on the server so you’d need to replace the dead hard drive, rebuild or restore the server operating system and directory, reinstall the server side app, restore the database/ data and rejoin the PC and maybe it may work.
Been there in similar circumstances many times.
Sort off 🙂
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More like she flogged the fucking thing for more tats.
He was quite happy up to makers name plate til she fucked off then remembered what a fucking cunt she was.
If he had any sense at all he’d declare it as some sort of Monte Carlo or Bust caper,split the winnings with the gypsy with the biggest JCB.
Anyway hopefully it fucks the council right off.
Panto of Crypto Cunts.
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Only have a very rudimentary understanding of cryptocurrency, I’m surprised Thievin’ Reeves didn’t want to invest some of the cash the govt stole off the pensioners to fill the £22bn back hole, or whatever amount it is this week. If I had a tenner in the pocket of some old jeans that were thrown out, I would be in that tip like a fucking ferret.
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LL@
Your rudimentary understanding is superior to my not a fuckin clue about crypto currency.
But yeah, I’d be in that helping you look for that tenner!
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Good job someone didn’t chuck out JP’s penny jar Mis!
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I’ll have you know that there’s over a fiver in the copper jar, and all of it street money that I pick up on dog walks.
When it gets to a tenner, I weigh it in and donate it to the dog/cat rescues I’ve mentioned before.
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That floppy disc, or whatever it is, probably contains Reeve’s mythical black hole. Rachel from Customer Relations is a vapid cunt with all the sexual allure of Fred Dibnah’s underpants.
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I have a hard time believing their story. Nonetheless, if this happened to me I’d just let it go. I’d have to. I’d be in prison for murdering the cunt.
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Know what they’ve done here?
I can’t believe it, but they’re banning marrying your first cousin!!!!
So who are you meant to marry then?
Typical lefty crackpots.
Now I’ve got to go all the way to the next valley to find a wife.
And we’ve been feuding with them now for 80years!
First it’s cousins
Next it’ll be sisters!
Kier Stormfuhrer hates marriage.
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Without cousin intermarriage the House of Windsor and all Europes monarchies will be doomed. All monarchies and aristocracies thrive on inbreeding. That’s why they have big ears and drool.
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Yep, can’t beat a Hapberg chin on a lass!
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/distinctive-habsburg-jaw-was-likely-result-royal-familys-inbreeding-180973688/
You could rest your balls on it.
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But its still ok to sterilize your son and let him wear a dress to school.
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My son’s 30yrs old but if that’s the law then I’ll make it happen 😀
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That’s no lass. It’sCharles III of Spain who could swallow a roast chicken whole. I wish our king could do that. Still, at least he can hang one ton iron bars from his ears.
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I had to work in a Newport once,. Everyone was off their faces on drugs 24/7, from the crack of dawn till past midnight back into sunrise again.
When at work your Newportian would be sweating, bulging-eyed, agitated, and inappropriately dancing on the office carpet.
So I can believe this idiotic tale, also all the women are hideously tattooed, just like this bint.
Bring back Ruth Maddoc I say.
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Fuck these moronic self obsessed air heads and their fucking pathetic empty lives. Cunts and piss heads, a plague on both their houses.
Pleased I got that off my chest.
Cunts.
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He was obviously doing some errr late night lady research on a regular basis, and the sound of him pulling himself off kept her awake more like, and she threw a hissy fit. Then you placate her for being ‘up’ late while she was in be, he spun a yarn anout being a bitcoin millionairre, so was worth him saying up late *mining
(*see wanking)
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That sounds like a eminently reasonable explanation to me, Chuff,
In fact, I can’t fault it.
Well done!
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Yup, probably half a terabyte of of filthiest grumble on that hard drive and his wank bank is overdrawn.
I can see why he wants it back.
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I can sell him a few terabytes of the most peculiar, frightening, boner-inducing porn that you’d literally never be able to find on the regular internet.
For a very reasonable 1 bitcoin.
The dark web is awesome!
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There are several reasons I won’t go anywhere near the dark web, Thomas and you’re one of them.
Is it true that you can get a kilo of smack, an AK-47 and genuine pictures of Nanci Pelosi’s husband getting tag teamed by a bunch of Mandingos all in the same place?
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You certainly can buy some particularly interesting shopping on there. But I use it more for materials and ingredients for assorted projects than buying finished items…not as easy to track.
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I just hope that included some of the Boggs Pornographic Film Productions (Taiwan) Limited outtakes – try Yvette’s Hot Hole, wherein schoolgirl Yvette visits the Revd Bryant’s home and experiments with his ultra large butt plug. It gets wedged up her arse, and a visit to A & E sees the peaceful surgeon has fun with a full bottle of lube, some rubber gloves and a pair of Matron Thornberry’s outside bloomers. A porno masterpiece.It had record sales in Rochdale.
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Gorgeous and truthfully poignant prose, all. I think one quick one off the wrist should do it.
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He may have had a shit ton of ‘coin’ but turning that into cash in Europe or North America is a fooking pain.
He could go to El Salvador and live like a King….on his own.
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Let him dig, the stupid cunt.
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Never heard of them or Butt Coin or whatever it is.
Remember stupid cunts just like this in Wales voted for that Drakeford creature.
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Who?Never heard of these 2 taffies.Welsh oven please Unkle.
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I’d actually end the cunt for that. Smells like bollocks anyway. The slag’s probably stashed it
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Hang on. Bitcoin was launched in 2009. If Taff was so smart to mine Bitcoins in 2009 surely he would always, always have a backup? Especially passwords.
I think by saying “hard drive” they mean “entire computer”. You’d also think he’d remove the hard drive before disposing of the computer. He’d still be trying to find a needle in a haystack, or a hard drive in a pile of shit. What are the chances of it still working after all this time? It was probably running Windows XP/Vista with 4Gb RAM and 120Gb HDD.
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