Black Friday [6]

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I might be late to the party on the basis that noms take up to a few weeks to publish, feel free to use this is a second to any current nominations, but Black Friday is an utter cunt.

‘The Holidays’ as our so called Sepo friends refer to them. An erstwhile Cunter on these hallowed forums once referred to it as ‘Greed, debt, alcoholism and forced enjoyment wrapped up in some sort of false celebration of a magical sky fairy that nobody believes in and half the imported population doesn’t recognise…’ (copyright whoever said that) is the most accurate and succinct statement ever uttered by a human life form.

But Black Friday is for utter retards. And you never go full retard. Last years shit, marked up in a price the previous 3 months plus, reduced (apparently) massively so that vacuous idiots lap it up. It’s all shit, knowing full well its last years model (another American corporate trait we have picked up). Every fucker is at it, despite being absolutely skint, people still don’t hesitate to go full retard over it.

Fuck the fuck off with Halloween, Black Friday and your other holiday shite. It seems ‘merica’s biggest export is cuntiude and buying shit you don’t need because you perceive it to be cheaper.

I spent 6 long years in the US and I fucking loathe it. You get less for manslaughter these days. Everything is marketed and branded to fuck, lapped up by morons in the name of ‘freedom’.

Don’t get me fucking started on their Franken food, the obese, corporate, cuckold cunts.

Do assisted suicide centres do Black Friday specials? Because if corporate America took up that offer the world would be a much nicer place. Cunts.

Nominated by : The Captain

56 thoughts on “Black Friday [6]”

  1. 🤞 for several stampede crushing deaths to improve the gene pool.
    Maybe a sneaky chap could ‘accidentally’ cop a feel of a boob or bum during the crush.
    Morning all.

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  3. I have noticed that Black Friday is now every day from the beginning of November until at least Christmas.

    Chippy níg nógs will try to make you believe that it originated in the slave markets where Blacks that were not sold during the week were discounted on a Friday.

    Why spoil a good story?

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  5. I object to Black Friday, the cunts have a whole month for history that could be summed up in 10 minutes and then they want an extra day, they can fuck right off.

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  6. Black Friday is a mere warm up for fucking Xmas – nothing more, nothing less. If there is something you really need, it might save you 50 pence to get it today. I wonder if Louise Haigh will be going out to buy a new mobile phone today?

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    • Hmmm, a fraudster appointed to the Cabinet. How many others, I wonder?

      A Sponger who fraudulently claims to be human
      A Chancellor who fraudulently claims to be an Economist, a chess champion and an author
      An Energy Minister who fraudulently claims to be sane
      A Foreign Secretary who fraudulently claims an IQ above 20

      and the rest.

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      • If only Kweer would be like Adolf, and having been rumbled, did the decent thing, take that old hag Jess Phillips, as this weeks beard into your bunker, and blow his brains out – mind you that is quite a small target.

      • The Starmerführer hasn`t got the balls to do that Herr Boggs.
        And I should know.
        Schwarzer Freitag, Scheiße !!!

  7. From Which? magazine:

    ‘Every year, we analyse Black Friday deals across the UK and compare the prices to the six months before and after the sales weekend. Our 2024 investigation revealed that 92% of Black Friday deals analysed were the same price or cheaper at other times of the year.’

    Says it all really.

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  9. I think the assisted suicide centres in USA (police) do year round black specials, 100 percent off.
    No need for black friday specials.

    I fully agree with this nom except for one little thing, there have been a few single malts on amazon cheaper than anywhere else ever before, so if I get cheap whisky AND some idiots get stampeded who am I to object.

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  10. Recently moved house, Jesus H Christ. The amount of crap I never knew I had amassed. Binned / charity shopped loads.

    Black Friday, nah I don’t need anymore shite in my life.

    Keeping it simple…🆗

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  11. With regard to the Black Friday offers on Assisted Killing, I understand the special offers only apply to assisted strangulation and not the nitrogen gas option. Thoughtful new parents can take out cut price Assisted Killing plans plans for their kids, to safeguard their futures.

    All such brilliant deals are being discussed by MPs at this very moment…

    Good morning, everyone.

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  13. Black Friday is another shitty U.S import that we could do without. There are Brits that go the whole hog and celebrate U.S Thanksgiving too. Shove the pumpkin pie up your arseholes, cretins.

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    • American culture is definitely a cunt.

      We observe ‘El día de los difuntos’, usually on the first or second of November.

      This is the time when we remember all those that have died.
      It’s a somber time.

      What we don’t need is foreign kids ringing our doorbells and playing trick or treat.

      The disrespectful little cunts.

      And yes, ‘Viernes Negro’ has crept into our shops too.

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  14. I don’t wish to be pedantic, but in order to comply with the New Word Order of Woke shouldn’t it be called ‘Friday of Colour’?

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      • Good point Wanksock. There is no semantic difference whatsoever between the two.
        Clearly it’s a fake distinction manufactured by the Offence-Taking Industry to catch out the uninitiated so they can be vilified for their transgression.

      • According to Mrs Cunter…..

        Being called either a coloured person or a person of colour is offensive.

        She would say, “What the fuck am I, green?”
        “I am black”.

      • On a similar matter, lesbians apparently forced social media to retain the word “dyke” because they deemed it offensive, but “bulldyke” is a vile insult to them. It’s like the lezza Greg Wallace offended – she said he made fun of lesbians, well they ARE funny, with their boys haircuts and 50 inch arses waddling around in lycra leggings. There are a pair of them who live near me – hatchet faced, severe glasses like Rodders and enormous arses. They have a very good act.

  15. watching the videos of all the blicks just helping themselves to a shops stock in broad daylight on a daily basis without a care in the world , they don’t need a black Friday to save money.

    cunts

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  21. Black Friday is a logical step in the development of the consumer society. The essentials for sustaining life come down to air, water and food. After that you are in the realm of what’s nice, or even very nice to have. For many though it goes beyond this to where acquiring things becomes an end in itself. This leads to people spending their hard earned cash on stuff they really do not need and in some instances would literally be better off without.

    But perhaps more simply, as a friend of mine put it, the economy runs on selling junk.

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    • Its mad arfur. A customer of mine and their family are a prime example of this. They have a couple of expensive looking BBQ’s on the patio, a pizza oven, fire pit, all full of rainwater, covered in grease and rusting away. The kids have expensive headphones for gaming or something costing more than I earn in a week, just left in the garden.

      Every year they get a skip for all their unwanted crap and the cycle repeats itself again. They are the perfect consumerist drones.

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  22. I bought a camera last week for £149.
    This week it’s in the black Friday deal with 35% discount for yup, £149

    Cunts, skanking mugs.

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  23. How about using Black Friday to buy gifts for friends and family?

    For men who have everything like Two Tier – how about a truss with a built in calculator, so he can count on his own support.

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    • Black Friday is when coloured folk in America are given a fifty per cent discount on everything they buy in any store. This is intended to make up for the years of slavery and the centuries of racism, deprivation and harassment that they and their ancestors have been subjected to, for which white Americans are truly sorry.
      It’s time this practice was adopted in this country to atone for our colonial past and to assure our Asian cousins that they are more than welcome to share in our prosperity.

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  26. Just like the Boxing day sales here, it’s mostly zipperheads with worse manners than rabid hyenas fighting over falsely discounted tat. It’s quite entertaining to see them trample each other on the evening news.

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