Incompetent terrorists

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The two dead terrorists who tried, and failed to attack the paint mohammed competition in Texas have to be the shittest terrorists ever. I mean of all the states in the US they could have chosen to launch an attack, they chose Texas. A state where even dogs and cats have guns. And I know, because my dad was from San Antonio, and I have spent a large part of my life there. Texans love guns. It seems though, that nobody bothered to tell the Jihad brothers.

One security guard was shot in the leg, but is expected to make a full recovery. Fortunately, they didn’t manage to kill anyone. The brothers dim however, weren’t so fortunate. It turns out that the competition had attracted the fury of the usual far left fuckwits, who were protesting outside. Consequently, the building in which the competition was being held was under the protection of the local constabulary. Shortly after the terrorists started shooting, the police joined in. And they didn’t miss. So now we have two dead terrorists, and possibly the shortest and least destructive terrorist attack ever. Anyone know how many virgins you get for dying in a failed attack?

As I type this, It’s been revealed that one of the dead terrorists went by the name of Elton Simpson. Don’t know what his Islamic name was, Abu Abubu probably.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

4 thoughts on “Incompetent terrorists”

  1. I nominate any politician that claims they will raise money by ‘Clamping down on tax avoidance and tax evasion’. Funny how this only becomes an issue at election time. Why the fuck are they not ‘Clamping down’ already? Every flippin’ election we hear this care-worn, means-nothing platitude. (Or is that an Australian marsupial?) What do these people do between elections? Not clamp down on tax evasion.? It makes me so angry I could throw the phone down.
    Cunts, that’s what they are.

    • What do they do between elections? Whatever the fuck they want. As far as they’re concerned, we’ve voted them into office for five years, so now they have a licence to claim expenses. It’s rare to find an MP who considers themselves a voice for their constituents. And it’s even rarer to find one who actually acts according to the wishes of his constituents. In fact, I’m struggling to name a single one.

  2. I’m glad with the outcome I just wish they weren’t so stupid violent, but now there is still islamic radical preachers that needs to be dealt with. A brainless religion that can’t take a joke, also they are destroying ancient
    priceless statutes and attacking randoms , and they never embrace the country that is giving them freedom, place to live and a voice to be heard. They are not ready for freedom because the thought of freedom enrages Allah.

  3. Quick draw thank you so much.

    On a shit day dealing with stupid cunts you have managed to make me chuckle!!!!

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