The Sex Pistols are cunts.
Well, three of them are anyway.
The Pistols have re-formed yet again. Only this time it’s Steve Jones, Paul Cook and Glen Matlock with some cunt called Frank Carter as singer. It appears that the ‘other three’ are trying to take over the band and make it ‘theirs’ as they deliberately snub John Lydon.
Lyson was the Sex Pistols for fuck’s sake. Jones and Cook selling their arses to Disney and that ridiculous fabricated Pistols biopic was bad enough. But playing the entire ‘Bollocks album with some other cunt singing it? That really is ripping the piss. Will this Carter bloke have the passion, the fire, the fury or the wit of Lydon? I doubt it very much.
If they did a new band, with a new approach – like Joy Division becoming New Order after Ian Curtis (RIP) died – then I’d have more respect for them But, just like that bastardised Disney shite, these cunts are cashing in on the Pistols ‘brand’. Because that’s what they’ve become. And – the worst thing is this Frank Carter is an Ed Sheercunt look-alike. It’s established that Jones and Cook are cunts. And the behaviour of Matlock doesn’t surprise me either. After all, he took part in the musical crime that was a Faces ‘reunion’, with that complete twat Mick Hucknall on vocals .
I dare say John will have something to say about this, and I don’t blame him.
Because, now the Sex Pistols really are rotten.
Nominated by : Norman
Always liked the Pistols but would the Stones play without Jagger?
I rest my case m’lud.
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The pistols without Johnny rotten and Sid viceous what planet are the cunts on it’s a load of bollocks
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The whole lot of them are talentless cunts that need pushing into the machine.
Utter scum, particularly Lydon.
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Vacuous Vicious was never a real pistol.
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Johnny Rotten is 68 year’s old.
Thank fuck he isn’t going to perform.
It would be very sad if he did.
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He’s still performing as frontman of Pil. Ain’t lost none of his edge age don’t matter if it’s in your blood
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I suppose Johnny Rotten is up to his ears in margarine.
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Bit rotten leaving Johnny out …hope Sheerhans happy …no future for yyyoooou 🖕
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You can’t change things for the sake of it willy-nilly. Only orchestras can keep the same name due to having hundreds of members.
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Same with football clubs, they can keep the same name, but not small members in a group. Even though the Four Tops had loads of changes. It depends. Their black faces may have helped, due to them looking the same. Its swings and roundabouts. The Sex Pistols were a one off. You can’t call them the same name with an entirely group of members. Bunging New in front of it might help.
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Another OAP cash grab?
Don’t tell Rachel from Accounts,although she is “pretty vacant”.
Good morning.
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She’s not at all pretty, but she is a wayyy-cunt.
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She’s ‘No Fun’ that’s for sure.
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Tired of re-runs, tired old gits trying to relive the magic of youth:- the audience. And the band(s) are not much better. At least one or two bands have gone the distance, a few line up changes perhaps as is bound to happen but new numbers written to add to the old ones.
Fuck me the most terrifying words spoke over the phone must have been “Howdo chuck (or whatever Manchs call each other) we’re gettin’ the band back together.”
Hologram ABBA? Beatles tribute acts? Fuck me they will be re launching the Austin Allegro next, and don’t get me on about that new wank BSA Goldie.
Sorry I digress. Mornin’ chaps and chapesses
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Rachel From Accounts, Jess Dykie Phillips and Bridget Phillipson are the new Beverley Sisters – their greatest hit “How Much Is That Doggie In The Window? (the one with Angie Rayner on the collar), which of these lovely ladies will marry the new Billy Walker (Wes Streeting)?
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Sorry Billy Wright not Billy Walker.
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What the fuck is wrong with Goldie?
https://youtu.be/s6cjjOUF-n8?si=kgJt59czwd8sGWFR
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Oh an after thought, a little late perhaps, but I didn’t really introduce myself a week or two back, just came barging in without so much as a by-you-leave. Sorry. I had been stood on the side lines for a year or so and read with mixed amusement and annoyance Miles, Fiddler and a few of the others, and believed you were a tolerably fine bunch, so finally found a voice. Err that’s all really, anybody’s glass needing a top up?
Mornin’.
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Welcome to the nuthouse.
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@650…I was in a similar situation, looking on from the dug out and wondering when to blunder in with my 2🪙p’s worth 😁…after laughing, agreeing, disagreeing, exasperating etc i couldn’t stand it no longer, and so I’m proud to be a fully fledged member of this piece of sanity/insanity…up yours 🖕and all who sail in HMS Isac 🛳️
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Good morning.
Carry on.
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Sirs:
This is gay and retarded.
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It’s ridiculous and only for the filthy lucre. What next, Queen attempting to crowbar in some karaoke turd to replace the voice / theatrics/stage presence/ songwriting m/abilities of Mr. Mercury?
Psh
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Like everything else nowadays, Mercury would have to be a Schwartz
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Bohemian Rapesody
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When they did reform the original line up they were selling out Brixton Academy (6000 capacity) and did The Filthy Lucre tour, that header pic looks like a pub entertainment hall, that’s about all they’ll get this time around.
It’s finished boys, and that ginga chimp is even less convincing than when Levine and Wobble reformed PiL with a Lydon lookalikee on vox.
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For years you had a four membered group of blacks, who just sang. A lead singer stood on the left and three klinkers on the right who just harmonised. They could have been called The Shits of unwiped Arses.
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Well we’ve had versions of Queen without Freddie Mercury, Thin Lizzy without Phil Lynott, AC/DC without Bon Scott, Big Country without Stuart Adamson, The Stranglers without Hugh Cornwell, The Clash without Mick Jones, and many more.
Also Paul Cook is not a cunt, he’s a sound lad. Not sure about Jonesy though.
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Also inxs without the much missed but haywire michael hutchence bless his kinky soul.
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Michael was doomed the minute he got hooked by that smackhead slagbag, Paula Yates.
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The Stranglers without Cornwell, Black and Greenfield shouldn’t really call themselves the Stranglers.
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ha,true,G-man.
But I dare you to tell JJB.
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Boring gits.Not my bag.Time to retire lads.
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I suppose you can have groups with double barrel names, similar to family members who divorce. I can’t be arsed to think of any funny ones at the moment. I can think of the witty Mis and Thomas the cunt engine can help.
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Cliff the Shit and the Stones Shadows, sounds shitty I suppose.
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I have to tell you that Cliff Richard has a 2025 calendar on sale at W.H. Smiths, and looks like something Sir Mortimer Wheeler dug up. It is a tribute, though, to Max Factor and the embalmers art that it has come out yet again.
Seriously the man’s ego must be through the roof – he looks dreadfully raddled.
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At least the Macc Lads are still going.
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Sweaty Betty never gets old.
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I saw PiL last year and they were very entertaining. In previous pistols reunions Lyon’s singing style hasn’t adapted well to the old pistols tunes.
If the rest of the band want to recreate the original sound with someone else singing so what?
There are no rules and fuck you if you’re gonna try and tell me there are. Johnny is great at changing his opinion for the sake of creating an argument, he is very much a contrarian.
Punk is dead……
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I can’t be doing with them contrarians Sixdog.😁
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Punk was just the job at the time to shake up the crap in the chart’s.
Then we ended up with Take That, Spice Girls..etc.
Smashing, great….🤮
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A bunch of 60 somethings aren’t going to carry off the swagger and dontgiveafuckness of the original Pistols lineup.
Best just to leave well alone and retire disgracefully.
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Very wise advice, Odin. As for me, I’d still like to be the young agile conga player of 1958, but alas…….
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I recall a ‘Stone Roses’ gig at Reading in 1996.
John Squire and Reni had gone. So, it was Ian Brown terribly out of tune, a couple of useless session men treeswingers and some cunt called Aziz Ibrahim. A dismayed Mani quit immediately after this debacle.
To top it off, there was this skanky go-go dancer on the stage. And one of the muso dark personage nonentities kept shouting to the crowd ‘Stone Roses! Hands in the air!’ It was absolutely diabolical. Easily the worst gig I ever saw.
Mind you, I did see the classic Status Quo line-up (Parfitt, Rossi, Coghlan, Lancaster) when they got back together. That was a great night.
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Buzzcocks were better than the Pistols.
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No they weren’t.
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Sorry Norm,
I’m with Sixdog.
Not even near.
And I like the Buzzcocks.
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@MNC
I like the Buzzcocks a lot but for a few months and one legendary album the Pistols were definitive.
That said he could have said the Ramones were the greatest Punk band and I’ve been left raging….
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I think my preference for Buzzcocks comes from my Manc heritage and also because I have lived ‘Ever Fallen In Love With Someone You Shouldn’t’ve’. Being that my first wife was a complete cunt. Never was there a truer song written.
Joy Division were the best band I saw from that era.
Ian Curtis at his best was unstoppable. They were all great musicians, but Ian was the force of nature that made them what they were.
Once he was gone, so was Joy Division. New Order – great as they also were – was a different thing entirely.
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Surprised they haven’t been cancelled with a name like that in this day and age.
Should change their name to the gender pillows.
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John Lydon changed my life.
I’m deeply indebted to him.
I’d never heard anyone speak like him.
Not just honest….
Brutally honest.
It’d never occurred to me that you didn’t need to be popular,
That you should and could say whatever you want and no one is your better .
The sex pistols arent worth seeing without Rotten.
They are just some blokes.
I’m sure with the best intentions,
But it’s not authentic.
Thanks for the life lessons John,
You made me think for myself you rotter .👍
https://youtu.be/2Ah1JM9mf60?si=SDDUhcRBy5mRZCuX
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John called out the BBC nønces before anyone had the foggiest notion that the BBC was full of nønces.
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Jones and Cook sold their arses to Disney by giving their blessing to that fictional made up shite. I mean, the Sex Pistols on Disney? That’t a joke in itself.
They know people don’t give a shit if John isn’t there. They are just cashing in. The fact that they have got some cunt to replace Rotten shows that they have no respect for the band or its legacy.
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In the music world of the past the Sex Pistols were a relevant and influential band. They had an undeniable legacy on modern music.
Today they are an irrelevant and non-influential band. This so-called reunion will damage their legacy.
While most artists have a need to be relevant, I think the only thing these pretend Pistols are trying to influence is their bank accounts.
They should call this fake reunion, Shooting Blanks.
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I am lying in the bath listening to the Brixton 2007 concert
A cheap holiday in other peoples misery, Lyndon is untouchable, clever as fuck and proper.
Cannot be replaced, although Steve jones playing the intro to pretty vacant was the bollox.
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I am glad that recently mooted Smiths reunion never took place They were great as they were, and it should never ever happen.
Anyway, Andy is dead, Mike has been frozen out after the court cases, and Johnny is now a leftie cunt who now calls Morrissey ‘racist’
As my grandad would say, ‘Leave well enough alone; lad. Leave well enough alone.’.
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Evening Norm👍
I never want bands I liked to reform.
It’s sad, a band burns bright at most for a couple of albums then.. it’s gone.
I don’t wanna see Led Zeppelin get together again, I prefer them at the peak of their creativity.
Ps
You ever go see Ian Curtis hometown Macclesfield?
My best mate lives there and I’m always there for business.
I like it, Maccs a great town 👍
Good pubs and people are friendly, had a few good nights on the piss there .
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Leave it lads you’ve had your time albeit brief.
It’s a shame, I grew up on punk still listen to it too but the Pistols without Lydon? I don’t think so.
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