I had honestly never heard of this cuntess until today, but I see she is 32 and describes herself as a “model and actress” (used to be a code word for a whore in Lisle Street).
The silly bitch really shat herself yesterday after The Donald became new President, calling on her fellow dykes and duckies to “Make art – fuck shit up (so fucking and shitting is an art form now is it?).
The joke is the silly bitch is British (though she lives part of the time in America). Her impassioned pleas bought a response from the human (just about) advertising board and home equity con enabler.
All I can say is – act your age, for Gawds sake, woman.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
She’s 32, a lezzer and (thankfully) childless.
Another couple of years and her eggs will dry up in line with her acting roles.
Then all that’s left as she hurtles towards her forties is guest spots on ‘The View’, self-harm, crying on Youtube videos, loneliness and longing for a child that will never grace her dessicated womb.
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That turned me on.
Nicely written Thomas👍
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It’s sad really, what the world has deliberately done to an entire generation. What a mess.
Lezzer you say? I reckon I could change her mind.
My mate’s adult daughter ‘came out’ as a lez, and his wife left him for a woman, so pretty obvious where that influence came from.
Anyway, I refused to ‘celebrate’ this appalling turn of events, and plainly told him that there is no such thing, just a damaged person whi has daddy issues, likes attention, prolly abused by men during her life and someone who has never had a proper seeing to, and if she ever discovered the joys of a real ride on the baloney pony she would change her mind.
She got married recently, to a bloke. Irish bricklayer, apparently a brute in bed lol
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She’ll end up like the Margoles woman 🤮
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There are some bad cases of TDS about. She looks batshit.
Morning all.
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More hilarious nursery temper tantrums from a TDS sufferer.
Mummy must be well pissed off with having to keep putting her toys back in the pram.
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Madder than a banana taped to a wall.
🍌
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I bought 4 for 95p at Asda this morning. Add another fiver for the duct tape and the rich moron could have made his own in 15 seconds.
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its just a money laundering scheme.
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It sounds like this overpaid rug muncher has been “testing the chemicals” again..
How precisely is an 6 stone anorexic dýke going to make Orange Donald’s life hell?
Stop shaving her legs? Not do dress up? Fail to attend another award ceremony?
That’ll learn him for sure.
What a mad cunt.
Good morning.
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Morning Unk.
I was wondering that myself. Perhaps she’s going to organise a four year campaign of bitching and whining on Twitter.
The Republicans must be shitting themselves in terror.
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Just a spoiler for your Saturday, Ellen de generated is looking for a house in the UK. Charge the dyke double for everything.
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Were all going to be charged double for everything once King Rachel III gets into gear. If she can keep her job for another few days anyway.
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Ellen Degenerate is a irritating cunt, but I’d bang her partner/bird. They can move near me and I’ll keep her happy.
Not Degenerate, naturally. She can prepare dinner and generally clean uo, the grinning weird, doughnut-puncher.
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She is to supermodels what the DeLorean DMC-12 is to supercars.
She makes Kate moss look like Eva Herzigová..
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Looks like the kids at school have been drawing with Biros on her again.
Well hands across the oceans hands across the seas, her stupid pointless rant is sure to help trade and improve relations, oh and if there is any justice will remove her work permit in the States. See what you can do Colonel.
Mornin’ all.
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I bet the Donald sobbed himself to sleep after reading those hurty words from Caraway Delawhatsit!
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Never mind, it’s only 4 years, maybe move to Canada for a while 😂
Silly cunt.
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Who?
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Just ignore the tattooed twat.
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Nationality: British
Surname: French
Workplace: American
Mental condition: Mongol
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Need a Jesus character to seal up her snatch.
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Window Licker.She travels on the special bus 🚌.Pop her in the mongol oven please Unkle T.
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I think threatening the majority of the American population with making their lives Hell deserves deportation.
Not that we want her in the UK either,
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Send it to Siberia
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MAGA will be waving white flags and handing in their AR 15 ‘ s 😃
Verdict ? a Mental 🤪
Good morning 👍
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Once she’s back in hamshankland, don’t allow her out. We must keep all the lunatic in one place.
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She’s another one of these posh, upper class nepo-babies with multiple Barons and Baronets in her lineage (some of whom are within 3 or 4 generation). Similar in fact to that Habsberg-chinned actress and “comedian” Phoebe Waller-Bridge.
I hope she doesn’t come back because one less useless, posh cunt in the UK sounds great to me.
To our cousins across the pond: you can keep her if we can take Sydney Sweeney off your hands.
To Cara Delevigne: you can come back to Blighty for 4 non-consecutive weeks of the year if Chewbacca can have his eyebrows back.
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OT. Driving down the lane, back to The Rookery this morning, I spied a d*rkie pedalling his bicycle 🚲 on the pavement. He was one of these Uber Eats delivery cunts.
There was a large puddle at the side of the road 😁
Yes, you’ve guessed it. My horrendously unemvironmentally friendly 4×4 drenched him 😂
Good old Storm Bert.
As Blakey would say… That’s made my day ! 👍
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Hooray!
Well done, Jack.
Hopefully he’ll catch pnuemonia.
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Which will no doubt exacerbate the festering monkeypox the little cunt is inevitably carrying.
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Just like the World vision adds. “This child has pneumonia, this child has pneumonia and that child has pneumonia”😝🤣
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These pavement apes 🐒 assume they own them.Takes the piss.I am glad you drenched it 🤣🤣🤣
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unenvironmentally
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Cry me a river….you backward sop, stick to butch playmates 🧌…give them hell 🍊man 👍
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With mega rich parents and Joan Collins as a godmother, the dozy cunt was born with a silver spoon up her arse.
No need for talent, hard work or hard times, just get Mummeh and Daddeh to buy you a career in your chosen field of non-expertise.
I had the misfortune of running into the thick cunt while perambulating the Rottweiler around Campden hill about a dozen years ago.
She thought it would be a jolly jape to show off to her posse of upper class chinless fuckwits by barking in my Rottweiler’s face.
Yes, fucking hilarious.
The only reason she still has a face is because my reactions were a lot quicker than her wits.
The stupid, drug addled whore.
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Fuckng bony slag.
The French invented the guillotine for cunts like her.
Proves that all the money and posh nannies in the world can’t buy class. I bet this skeletal shagbag lives on Moet and cocaine.
Rich as fuck, more breaks than most people get. And what has she become? A drug riddled slut with the manners of a sewer rat.
I’d have let the dog eat her, Odin.
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She’s got a touch of the Emma Watson about her. Nonetheless, Delevigne is a three-pinter, and I would, though she’d have to have to trim those gallaghers. I like a decent hairy minge, but those skybrows are ridiculous.
.^_^
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She does indeed hace a touch of the Emmas about her, Captain.
A rich parents stick insect with no tits, a mouth that comes out with shit. and a brain diseased with woke.
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I read somewhere that Watson has self-married or something. Is this a lifetime of bean-flicking? Perhaps she repels men because of her constant woke wittering and trånnies support.
🪄 Menexpellius Beanflickercadabra.
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It does seem to be quite a good indicator these days that the bigger and more ridiculous the eyebrows, the more mental the person is.
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I would like Donny T to initiate a department for wetwipes that identified every single one of these twazzocks and send them a box of tissues and a portrait of the president himself blowing a kiss.
With any luck the new year brings monumental numbers of suicides and complete mental breakdowns, what a sight to behold.
PS: I wonder if she has a BlueSky account ?
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BlueSky ought to be renamed Brownsky, given the shit storm on that site.
In-fighting between left wing cissies, all reporting each other to tbe mods over some imagined slight, like 7 year old kids.
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Delevigne is yet another silver spoon up her arse nepo-cunt that sprung from rich London ‘society’. Never done a day’s graft in her entire life and never will. Big Don’s return will not touch her in any way. As Mater and Pater will wipe her bony pointless arse until she dies.
Also, how this mong could ever be seen as attractive by anyone is beyond me.
I know Rita Oral calls Cara her ‘wifey’. But, then again, Rita would fuck a bag of chipa.
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What did she model for, Church bells? Quasimodo looking trout.
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Hand model
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Taxidermy model.
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All these cunts moaning about Trump are just looking for ‘likes’ on social media.
I doubt that any of them have any idea about the politics involved.
If it were trendy to support Trump then they would.
What they don’t do is shut the fuck up.
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I can’t believe Donald’s upset someone again?!!!
Caravan Devinegar is a lovely young lady who owns Liam Gallaghers spare eyebrows.
She’s a millionaire socialist from London.
She should be listened to.
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Not a bad-looking bird when she’s not pulling her face, although her tits aren’t up to much. Don’t know about her being a lesbian but she certainly knows a cunt when she sees one.
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