In filmmaking, Foley is the reproduction of everyday sound effects that are added to films, videos, and other media in post-production to enhance audio quality. Foley is named after sound-effects artist Jack Foley. Foley sounds are used to enhance the auditory experience of a movie. They can be anything from the swishing of clothing and footsteps to squeaky doors and breaking glass.
Further to esteemed Cunter Ron [Knee]`s criticism of various motion picture `devices` this one is not directly aimed at Foley itself, rather Foley DOGS.
I mean, who can forget the massively successful, good clean harmless fun of the classic The Jazz Singer, the first film to employ the addition of extra sound …
So, why dogs? Well, it would appear that every single televisual thing Mr Beau and our 57 benefit-earning blackberries have recently watched – films, TV series, anything both old and new – ALL have somewhere in the background the sound of a dog barking in the distance. I wouldn`t care, but it`s the SAME fucking dog.
It`s got to the point where we actively listen for the first instance of the `woof-woof`. Listen out for it yourself.
They`re listed as “Foley Artist” in the credits: “Lazy Fucking probably Gen-Z Cunt” would be more fitting.
PS The Jazz Singer doesn`t have any dogs in it, but I thought I`d share the image to cheer us all up.
Nominated by : Sam Beau
With a second take by Lord Cuntingford:
Can I please second and add to Sam’s nom and cunt sound effects in general. What gets my goat on films as a biker (apart from no-one doing up a helmet properly) is that a bike that is obviously a wheezing 250cc fart has a sound track of a 1000cc plus super-bike – yes Tom Cruise, I’m looking at you.
I knew the cunt would be a yank. That means he wouldn’t have been farting in the films I watch. The twat only broke wind in Motion shite from hamshankland in the sixties.
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I had a few punches to the face, and given a few, and it sounds NOTHING like the movies.
It’s actually quite a sickening sound you never really get used to.
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It’s curious, why use the same sound effect?
Is it laziness, used because it’s the first one on the ‘chose your dog barking sound’ list?
Perhaps it’s the only free one.
Does this apply to the creaking floorboard and the muffled thud?
We already know the same dying scream has been used from an earlier nom.
Any others?
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My favourite sound effect is the wailing Palestinian.
It’s thoroughly enriching.
Fuck off Hollywood.
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Ed Millibrain eating a bacon sandwich:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgLBmLoL2Aw
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Is the barking dog Jess Phillips, she does a good snarl as well 👍
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She was on the telly at lunchtime Soi. Face like a horse and a voice that would turn the milk.
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One of the most overused (in any film where there’s a hospital:
“Dr. Davis, telephone please, Dr. Davis”.
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One sound in yankie films that doesn’t need any dubbing are the police sirens, due to them going off Incessantly.
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Search ‘Foley dog’ on YouTube and this is what you get.
Enjoy your afternoon cuppa everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2qjDK5x684
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Best wishes, OC…I do mean that too.
It takes courage to swim against the tide and even though I was sometimes a prick to you, I salute your contributions and wish yoy well.
Same goes for Allan.
Have a great Christmas and all the best to you and yours.
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Are you dying?
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Hi JP,
That was in response to OC’s farewell post which got took down.
Hey, I’m a nice guy…you know that.
And all the guests in my love dungeon would concur…
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Speaking for my cats, Graham Washington Cuntster and Boris Wolfgang Cuntster, we consider this nomination to be quite righteous and worthy of unanimous and unequivocal support.
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Not sure if it counts as a Foley dog or not ,
But it for some reason it irritates me is as I’ve mentioned before
A kookaburra in a African jungle despite being Australian
https://youtu.be/TqdRQxgtZtI?si=ZI1rfTCM_5IckGL4
It’s bothered me since I was a kid.
Seems lazy?
Also in Tarzan the Tarzan call used by Johnny Weissmuller is the one used in every Tarzan film ever made since.
UNGOWWA
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I think someone said that the soundtrack needed Howler monkeys, and some penny pinching idiot said “use this, it’s similar and those thick Northern cunts won’t know the difference”
Good spot, Mis.
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Most gracious of you, sir.
I`ve heard that stroking soft silky pussies is also beneficial for your health.
Miaow.
🙀
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Not sure if that’s true Sam but to be on the safe side I’ll keep stroking.
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Hey Sam,
Your concern for my health is most touching.
Perhaps touching isn’t quite the right word.
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Jawohl, Herr General !
My 3 dogs, Schwein, Hünd & Svaztika, enter into a frenzy upon hearing those woofs.
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You old paperhanger!
Given the effectiveness of the Tiger and Panther tanks perhaps you and your dogs of war should reconsider.
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O/T, this cunt wanted another election on BREXIT..
You couldn’t make it up…TWAT…..🤬
BBC News – I’m not surprised some want an election re-run – PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly2r4g98gjo
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Why do the media keep on referring to a ” landslide” victory when 65% didn’t vote Labour?
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80% of the electorate didn’t vote Labour, it’s 65% of those that did vote.
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I’m confused, Moggie.
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Only around 20% of the total electorate voted Labour. But not everybody voted. So 35%, of those that did vote, voted Labour
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Not sure I’ve made it any clearer. I know what I mean, but am struggling to explain.
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No, got it and thanks Moggie.
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Pedant? moi? but obvious wrong sound effect for type/age of m/bike is sloppy production as is when “that isn’t a Merlin!” is said and as for the Austin Seven sounding like it’s got a straight 6 hidden somewhere. However I do believe Genevive did play the mouth organ (harmonica, before you start sniggering in the back row) in the film of that name.
And it’s Bertram if you don’t mind BBC.
Afternoon.
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The Sweeny had the correct sound for the 3 litre V6 GTX Consul correct
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Night time scenes in UK tv productions always have the same screeching owl/thing.
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It’s a fox usually a vixen and it doesn’t matter what time of year it is, it has to be included. The worst offender was midsummer murder, night=Charlie
Twats!
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OT. I bet this gets more ratings this Christmas than the Black Poof and the 2024 Christmas Special.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0u20oUdQZs&t=62s
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Is it the child catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
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First blood, XT500 is a four stroke not a two stroke. Cunts.
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Terminator 2. John Connor’s XT 100 has about 20 gears. None of which seems to be synced to the speed of the bike.
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O/T.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/700143
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I wonder how high it will go, it seems to be ticking over quite well
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They’ll ignore it however high it goes. Surkeer is not known for listening.
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Just watching the comedy show called the HoC, all the crying over Gaza and the arrest warrant for Netanyahu.
The Labour cunts, the team P*ki, the SNP and the libs are a fucking disgrace. The government have put up some fucking no mark to fend off questions.
I just wish the cunts would say yes we will arrest Netanyahu and hand him over to the ICC then mosad can take out the Labour front bench 😂
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Just signed. Looks like a pinball machine the way the numbers keep racketing up
Laugh, the tears are running down my leg.
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I was vaguely watching it around lunchtime, every few seconds it would suddenly bump up by 50 to 200 signatures.
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Foley Artist – makes me think of being forced to listen to The Archers in the car when I was wee.
The Horror!
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Blowout is a good film on the subject.
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