WAHEED ALLI

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Kweer’s tailor, Gaylord Alli, has been a naughty boy. He has failed to declare several of his interests (not including ownership of the P.M’s arse), but of course, all he has to do is apologize, which he has done, and promised he won’t do it again, duckie, and all is forgiven:

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Last night Wes Streeting’s boyfriend was giving a senior position in the “Communications” section for Team Twat. A consolation prize for not winning at Stockton in July no doubt . Joe Dancey will “earn” over £102,000 a year polishing Kweer’s nob.

Is Starmer about to “come out” and will that be as a quare or a cross-dresser? – after all, if Starmer had to have suits bought for him by his sugar daddy, what did he spend his own money on? – stockings, suspenders and frilly knickers, nice off the shoulder dresses perhaps:

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  3. Some juicy titbits were supposed to surface about TTK, but didn’t….!

    All the Westminster press & politico’s know what it is but for some reason the great unwashed aren’t deemed worthy….

    Cock/balls/💩….?

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    • If The Blob feels in a good mood occasionally, it lets a bit of info out to the plebs, but only if there’s some advantage in so doing.

      Something like the titbits supposedly surrounding old Two Tier will only be dragged kicking and screaming into the daylight if they’re made public abroad.

      Not in the public or national interest and all that.

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      • My genuine thought about Starmer is that he is a cross dresser, when you remember how put out he was when he was defending pantomime Dame Eddie Izzard when he was mooted to become an MP, and people were laughing at the old queen. It was a bit like when he got stroppy because people were laughing at his “dad was a toolmaker” riff – he couldn’t understand that people were laughing at HIM for keep repeating the story, NOT his dad for being a hard worker and company owner.

        Either that or he is bent and Mandy is more than an adviser.

        Or both, possibly.

  6. With “lord” Alle’s hand on the purse strings I would suggest our glorious leader subjects himself to an anal re bore. If not many young interns should superglue their arseholes if any are due to meet with arse pirate Alle. Fucking sick bastards

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    • I bet Wessy is only Health Secretary because he wants to get to the top of the Arsehole Transplant list and it is the easiest way to get there.

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  7. Looks like Mr Beans Asian cousin.

    Rich cunts supporting socialism are like Jews supporting the third Reich, got to be something going on they ain’t talking about.

    Madonna has sent Trump a message ‘Fuck Trump’

    He should send one back telling her she can’t afford the ride.

    An army of cunts but here we are ready for them.

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      • Sitting in his car videoing himself screaming ?

        That’s what a LOT of (President Elect, President)Donald Trump detractors have spent no small amount of time doing over the past day or two …. 😫

      • @cuntemall

        It’s the best thing about Brexit, Trump 1 and 2. Watching these spineless cunts meltdown when democracy doesn’t go their way.

        The fact Trump has got a real mandate to do what he wants makes it even more delicious.

        I do enjoy a good libtard meltdown.

      • Absolutely, Sixdog, … and besides the fact a large percentage are just putting it on (faking the pathetic screaming element), .. for clicks and Youtube ‘popularity'(ergo money), the lot who are needy enough to sit screaming like insolent brats about a situation so immutanble, like it would make any difference, … why in the name of fuck do THEY record such a pathetic moment, to share with the world? In their frikking thousands, at that ..

        Mortifying.

    • Ever seen Lord Alli?

      He’s a little fuckin midget.
      Like a ewok or something.

      He sat on my knee he’d look like a ventriloquist dummy .

      Although if he did sit on my knee I’d swing the munchkin little cunt and launch him skyward.

      I hate brown midgets.
      Although funnily have all the time in the world for white midgets.

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      • Where did he come from, this Alli, eh?

        I’d never heard of him until all that hoo-ha about him buying TTK a few Chanel frocks and some Dior glasses.

        Did he crawl out from under a rock, or was he hatched?

      • Think he’s from the degobah system.

        Time Bandit little benevolent Labour mudder fucker.

      • He was busy causing trouble in the Blair era. Been around in the shadows for a long time.

  11. He is a weird little cunt that wayhey alli.

    Bound to be related to that goblin pàķi khan, they all are.

    I imagine the peaceful world is like that
    Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game.

    One family of inbreds in Pakistan are six cousins away from a family of inbreds in Bangladesh.

    I doubt if Waddingtons will be interested in marketing it.

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  14. What the Government can’t do:
    The Prime Minister can’t define a woman
    The Deputy Prime Minister can’t construct a coherent sentence
    The Chancellor of the Exchequer can’t fill in a Tax Return
    The Energy Secretary can’t eat a bacon sandwich
    The Education Secretary can’t abide free speech in Universities
    The Foreign Secretary can’t stop talking about slavery

    What the Government can do:
    Hold out their grubby hands when Alli is dishing out the sweeties, the greedy bastards.

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  15. Slippery little shitweasel. Maybe he can donate a bumper load of tissues to the whole of the Labour party who are still bedwetting over big dick Don.

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    • He already uses the tissues when Starmer is giving him a ‘reacharound’ to curry favour.

      “Izlamabaad boy, Izlamabaad boy”

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  16. Stinky little bud bud ding ding midget.

    Up to his Action Man sized neck in it.

    But it’s fine for them, not the ‘little people’ who are the subject of Labour’s socialist/commie wet dream experiment.

    Cunts.

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  17. Are all peacefuls made of Teflon or Practising jedi’s?

    Because my mind boggles to what the attraction is to the the followers of the religion of piss?

    The government, civil service, the police, the judiciary all seem to grovel at these cockroaches feet..
    I’m I missing something?
    I’m baffled.
    I would rather share a locked room with rabid xl bully than one of those cunts..

    Answers on a postcard to..
    Rodney sucks lord alli’s cock.
    10 downing Street.
    Londonstan.

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  21. Time this cunt, Khan and the whole fucking cabinet were liquidated.
    My forebears didn’t fight Fascists for this bunch of shit heads to trash my country.

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