Probably, C.A.
This ‘rapper’ has just been arrested for possible sex-trafficking and will go to trial next May. Apparently, police found 1000 bottles of baby oil in his L.A. pad. Perhaps Sean Coombs does a lot of wanking.
As far as I can recall, this chancer had one hit in the last century and even that was purloined from the Police’s Every Breath You Take. There was another hit, but some other feller did all the work while P.Diddy did a quick “yo, yo, yo, bitch” rap which included the words “Ah didn’t wanna let choo leave, gave you extra cheese”. Booker Prize.
Rap seems to consist of stealing an old bassline or nursery rhyme-like melody, then either side of it, bragging about how marvellous or how wealthy you are.
Thank goodness there are some dirty paedohs outside of the BBC.
Sean Coonbs/Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Diddy/P Diddy/ Puffy, you are a cunt.
Rap is fucking shite.
Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.
Somalian looking lubed up Beiberbummer
I went one of his parties and they were all in the nud.
No jelly and ice cream, no pass the parcel,
Didn’t ever have a cake!!
An I woke up with a itchy arse.
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It wasn’t all bad.
The games of ‘pass the arsehole’ and ‘put the tail in the donkey’ were (literally) well received.
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My gift bag was rubbish.😡
Tub of vaseline
A couple of ribbed Johnny’s
Small bag of pink cocaine
And a AiDs test voucher.
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Anyone who chooses a name meaning in correct English “Homosexual father” is obviously a complete and utter wanker. What a mega cunt.
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Rap ‘artists’ all seem to have pretentious names, like Puff Daddy.
Also, has anyone noticed that quite a high proportion of them seem to end up with a bullet in the head?
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Yes and I’d imagine once the no doubt influential people who attended this cunt’s parties can arrange it, so will he
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You used to go under the moniker Lil P. Jizzy didn’t you JP?
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Damn, busted!
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Did you catch my performance at the Sheffield Arena last December, LL?
The Northern Rap-Off competition.
I didn’t win, but I got an honourable mention for my Christmas rap,
I used Little Drummer Boy for the beat, with the lyrics
“I’m an old git,
I don’t give a shit”
and repeat, ad nauseaum.
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I’ll look for it on YouTube JP.
Can you do the IsAC Christmas party? You will do well to top Jack and Miserable playing the spoons from last year.
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I wouldn’t dream of stealing their thunder, LL.
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When I get some ferrets nobody will top my act.
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You all know I like to lead the Conga.
However, for this year only, I have decided to treat you all to my interpretation of the table top Cossack dance, a la John Cleese.
A suitable outfit will have to be sourced, but I already have the clogs.
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You know why us Yorkshire folk tie string round the bottom of our trousers, don’t you?
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Keep the ferrets from escaping?
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Precisely! But only in Winter, to keep the ankles warm.
I also keep a polecat wrapped around my waist, to keep my back warm, too.
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All these rap types who like to use bitch and ho are obviously very respectful of women, it came as a real shock to learn that Mr Diddy has been involved in any naughtiness.
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The great thing about [c]rappers and their mongoloid monkey-drum noise is that they mostly tend to end up in jail before too long. The others just overdose on drugs and/or kill each other. It`s a gift that keeps on giving – part of their `culture`.
I recommend they have headphones nailed to their ears and be forced to appreciate epic operatic masterpieces like Wagner`s Die Walküre at full volume for several days.
🥜
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Speaking of which Adolph, have you seen this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeRwBiu4wfQ
Subtle as an air raid, blows me away.
And those sopranos, any one (or all of them) could do whatever they wanted with me. Properly built they are.
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Herrlich ‼️
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Excellent Arfur.
Hefty wenches, rousing music. Makes you want to invade Europe.
This music will probably brand you as right wing and be banned by the commies in power now.🙄
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Poof Daddy rather than Puff Daddy
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In celebration of this cunt getting what he deserves…an all expense paid stay at the lovely Metropolitan Correction Center…it’s now time for a musical tribute to Sean “P. Diddy” Combs.
Please feel free to bob along to this happy little tune by the late great Leon Redbone:*
https://youtu.be/H2dCkF-Nunk?si=hT-aN_ZYVYaFdQtq
A little double entendre here. For those of you unfamiliar with Septic slang, in the black community a Redbone is a mixed race person. Used in a sentence:
The Duchess of Sussex is a Redbone.
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Damn!
Let’s try this one from Johnny Carson and the tonight Show. Sound quality isn’t as good:
https://youtu.be/-pHecKZNs8E?si=K2VJzAZ7nuatOmw
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A pity he didn’t take his mama’s advice and go to his piano lessons:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo37ZlHGvRw
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Hey Boggs,
Great stuff!
Boogie and indeed Woogie.
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Do you think the Duchess of Sussex takes a `redbone` up the Scheiße, Herr General?
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Hey you old paper hanger!
I think properly it’s considered ginger. But as to your point…I don’t think it matters to her if it gets her fame and notoriety.
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Apparently this cunt is worth around $1Bn. I will never understand why people like him risk it all. A sense that they are untouchable maybe but still.
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They can’t help themselves LL, it’s in their genes.
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Yes that is very true arfur, the well known proverb of ‘you can take the n*gger out of the hood but you can’t take the hood out of the n*gger’ springs to mind.
The list of NFL players for example, both retired and current at time of arrest for crimes like sexual assault, conspiracy to murder, homicide and drug trafficking is quite something.
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Same with that Levi Belfield.
It was in his jeans.
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He learnt his craft from our very own M. Barrymore during a visit to the UK in 2001.
Hence why he went elbow-deep with no lube on both Usher and Justin Bieber’s poor botties.
https://youtu.be/ycuhIwWpA24?si=Fz6c6Aq0VKl92-b0
Amazing the Diddler is still alive!
At least no-one will be able to report on my ‘freak off’ parties…unless the authorities hold a seance.
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Give the Cunt some Sasha Johnson medicine.
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Talentless cunt who talks over other talentless cunts making a noise.
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The likes of this cunt fit in the lowest common denominator category and should be got rid of sharpish.
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Not even worthy of a cunt. Just wiped off the face of the earth.
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There was a time we could have had him shot.
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If he gets sent to prison he’ll enjoy it.
It’ll be romantic for Diddy.
In the US people in prison bum each other.
First thing they do.
Even the warden comes home covered in love bites.
They all go ducky inside ,
Even Al Capone took to wearing lippy after a spell in prison.
That film Shawshank redemption,
Bet Morgan Freeman got bummed that hard the raisins fell off his face.
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Bad boy for life is a good song, quite appropriate really. West side. Bo.
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He has 7 kids, which he shares with 4 wimminz. Between the age of 1 & 30. If he came over here & brought them all with him, Father’s Day, might be interesting.
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Seeing your father on Father’s Day to people like P Diddly is like seeing the tooth fairy or a fucking leprechaun.
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The cunt modelled himself on Fur Q (courtesy of Chris Morris’ brilliant Brass Eye).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sxZ4tsp8gc
Even down to the “Uh huh”.
What a lyrical genius – at least for a Fisher Price “my first song” attempt anyway.
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Any bugger with cash is fair game for a claim for “sexual misconduct”..
Even this untouchable racial minority cunt..I have to wonder if Blek Lies Mither will pay his bail?
Seems unlikely,which is lovely.
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My personal indulgence is Snoop Doggy Doo.
Scheiße🐩…💩 !!!
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Poof Diddy. Do you think he was trying to say something about himself all these years.
Well he can Rap his cock
Around the clock
Butt time has just ran out
A billion dollars to save he’s redboned ass
Johnnie Cochran is getting reincarnated.
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Rap is the musical equivalent of genital warts.
Ive never understood why British youngsters like it?
It’s for people who wear a backtofront baseball caps,
Make cryptic imaginary gang signs and hang out at McDonald’s.
Tupac?
Make it three 👍
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People give nıg-nogs a bad rap and that’s unfair…just look how far they’ve come. They invented eap. And….errr….peanut butter, apparently.
Far more advanced than their less enlightened family members who sit on the bonnet of my car at Longleat Safari Park, attack diggers tearing down their Borneo homes, appear in teabag adverts and hang around in Clint Eastwood’s truck.
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Eap? Rap, ffs!
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Peanut butter is a recipe, not an invention and it was discovered my the Mayans several hundred years before the first redundant farm equipment was transported (free of charge mind you) to the Americas.
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I’d hang around in Clints truck,
I’d be a Backseat Boy, though.
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Never understood the fascination with whitey youths either Mis.
Em @ N must have a lot to do with it.
You know the type, edgy and looking to identity in this secular life.
For fks sake, there’s plenty of alternatives, besides blk bitch hommie motha fkrs spouting fk wit nothing.
Ah well, they will learn later on, all of em.
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I don’t mind rap so much, at least it’s got a beat.
It’s drill I can’t stand, there’s a wanker lives across the back who thinks his fence is some kind of soundproofing barrier, so we can’t hear his ear splitting mixture of drill/ gangnam style music at 7:45am on Sundays.
Shame about what happened to his car.
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Was it an electric badass battery.
Me Lud
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Don’t ask me how, but somehow his car wheels were removed and four bicycle wheels (with tires) were spot-welded in their place.
The car was then lowered onto bricks, which was considerate as the bike wheels wouldn’t have supported the weight, really.
A bit more considerate than the noisy cunt, anyway.
I believe a message was left, anyway he hasn’t played the ‘music’ since.
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I’m sorry, Captain.
We seem to have hijacked your nom slightly.
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Maggie won’t mind JP.
He’s not precious.
Wonder If Puff Daddy ever thinks
“.can’t be arsed with a party tonight.
My knobs sore,
I’m.tired.
They.leave the place a mess,
Might just have a early night?
Put his slippers on, nice cup of tea and watch Our Yorkshire farm?
Probably not.
The degenerate.
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I can just see him in a big fluffy dressing gown, Mis, with pink bunny rabbit slippers with ears, the big Puff!
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Puff Diddy?
Ken Dodd must be spinning in his tax dodging grave.
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If it took all the latest revelations to realise he’s a cunt your cuntometer is severely out of calibration.
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Especially for Foghorn Truthslayer, this ‘dirty’ Jew, who showers every morning and dresses in clean clothes,
I’m thinking of a new rap for this years
Northern Rap Off.
I’m thinking ‘Hava Nagila’ for the back beat, and the lyrics.
“I don’t care bitch.
You’re poor, I’m rich”
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Antisemitism? Envy, that’s what it is Jeezum.
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🇬🇧🇮🇱👍
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Hey JP did I miss something? Someone have a go?
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Yep.
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Foghorn Truthslayer.
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Never heard of him. Sounds like a pooftah. The baby oil is a give away.
Music took a bad turn after Mozart. It’s been all downhill since then.
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Baby oil.
He prolly mentioned that he used baby oil to clean his sneakers, or summat, and several puddle fans sent him baby oil.
Nowt sinister there.
I still think he’s a cunt, he could have donated it.
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It’s not for his trainers JP.
It’s for his orgies.
He’s charged with people trafficking.
The parties will cater for ALL tastes.
No.matter how disgusting or illegal.
A mate of mine was in a band.
They were doing well,
Record out , manager,
Went to LA to play.
He said about being invited to a famous rock stars party.
The bloke inviting him said that there’d be any drugs he wanted,
He liked girls? No problem
He liked boys? No problem
He didn’t go.
These types are sick
Decadent, spoilt.
Surrounded by arselickers, yesmen, too much money
And riddled with mental issues.
Those people aren’t like us.
They’re cunts.
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The truth.
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I cannot thowl with this, I’m not ” up for this”, it absolutely disgusts me.
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The only thing worse than a pavement ape, is a rich pavement ape…💩
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