Keir Starmer MP (25)

Better get used to it fellow cunters. You’re going to hear a lot about The Beloved Leader on here in the coming weeks and months, and I doubt that any of it will paint him in a good light.

You’ll already be familiar with him in his incarnations as Keir ‘Granny Harmer’ Starmer and ‘Two Keir’ Keir. Well he’s now got another soubriquet; ‘Free Gear’ Keir.

Yes it turns out that during his time as Liebour leader, this champers socialist has accepted a cool hundred grand’s worth of freebies. This includes free tickets and hospitality at football, Nearly £5k’s worth of tickets for Taylor Swift and Coldplay gigs, free clothes for himself and his missus, and free glasses.

The latest revelation is that he accepted £20k from a Liebour donor so that his son could be installed at an unknown location to enable him to study for his GCSE exams in peace. How thoughtful of him as a father.

Naturally this begs the question as to why a multi-millionaire would feel the need to accept any of these freebies in the first place. The only answer that I can come up with is that as well as being a liar and a hypocrite, Sir Keir is also a freeloader.

It’s not a pleasant picture, is it? A Prime Minister with his snout sunk deep into the trough. What’s even worse are his attempts to justify his actions; he doesn’t seem to comprehend the sleazy impression of himself that he’s created. Or maybe he’s so arrogant and complacent that he just doesn’t care.

This bloke is a wrong ‘un. You can take that to the bank.

express

Nominated by Ron Knee.

92 thoughts on “Keir Starmer MP (25)

  1. Ha ha declares £20k for over a month in an £18million penthouse in London

    I wonder if I can get as creative with my tax return this year without falling foul of HMRC

    Anyone who can find a similar deal please let me know

  2. Stasi Starmer=full immediate oven.Microwave his remains afterwards.Whatever is left let the hungry piggies eat.Unflushable turd.

  3. I feel a lot of Keir Starmer cuntings will be coming our way, he is a colossal cunt after all.

    I realised today that if you substitute Keir Starmer for Blackadder the Blackadder theme song can become very amusing.

  4. Remind me, if everything this halfwit fucks up is put back together once he’s been fucked off, it really doesn’t matter when. We might as well fuck him up good and proper with all the piss taking we can muster and hope he ends up in a nut house.

  5. What’s really frightening is that it costs these sorts of monies to see Coldplay and Tay Tay. You’d have to give me about £500 to go and watch these cunts. Especially Coldplay.

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