I nominate Wales

No, not the ginger wanker married to the attention whore, the country.

If ever there was a more God forsken country, it must be somewhere in the middle east.

There is literally nothing good about it, apart from the M4, so you can get out, sharpish.

My experts the place was fields, rain, sheep and extreme anti-Englishness.

Granted, they’re half decent with the egg-ball, but really, is that it? Even the Jocks can make decent alcohol.

Maybe they do. Never got to find out. An English accent in a North Wales pub?

I was instantly covered in gob and sputum. At first I thought he was refusing to serve me, then I realised he was merely talking to me.

Nevertheless, put me right off. That, and the one-eyed, three fingered barmaid with a tail.

Fuck me, I’ve been in some rough pubs. I mean, I even been to Bradford, but that pales into insignificance to that shit hole.

Here’s the link, boys, there’s lovely for you, isn’t it?

Cunts.

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Nominated by Termujin.

82 thoughts on “I nominate Wales

    • And lo…did Dio descend from the mountain and grace the lesser mortals of cuntkind with his wisdom.

      And the cunts of IsaC were grateful and joyous and sacrificed a sheep on an alter in the wilds of Wales.

      • I did indeed spell it wrong.

        An astonishing observation from someone who doesn’t know the difference between “your” and the contraction “you’re”…obviously driven by your raging CDS rather than any proficiency with the English language.

      • Funny thing is General I can barely read or write!

        Nice to have someone as thick as me on here.

        Ps

        You didn’t sit behind me on the special bus did you?

      • It’s not such a funny thing Mis. It’s quite obvious to any of us who have seen your posts on IsaC.

        I agree that your (sic again) thick but we part company on the nicety of your participation here on IsaC.

      • The only person your fooling is yourself General.

        ‘A man needs to know his limitations ‘

        H.Callaghan

      • “The only person YOUR fooling is yourself.”

        Speaking of fools…even after it’s pointed out you STILL don’t get it.

        Thick indeed!

        By the way…speaking of misspelling it’s CALLAHAN not CALLGHAN.

        If your (sic yet again) going to quote someone…even a fictional movie character who doesn’t reflect reality, you should at least spell his name correctly.

      • Hehehe 😂

        Told you I can barely read or write

        Know the difference between Altar and alter though.

        See you in finger Painting class?

      • Finger painting classes explains a lot!

        STOP LICKING THE PAINT OFF YOUR FINGERS!

        And instead of letting you’re (sic of a different kind) CDS rage stick the matters at hand and say something nice about Dio.

        IsaC wouldn’t exist without him.

      • I know Dio and he knows I respect him.

        Genuine question General,
        What happened during your first time on ISAC?

        I remember when you came back Fiddler loathed you,
        And you seemed to view Rufftuff as a old friend?
        Although he basically told you to get fucked.

        Just wondering what happened?

      • Dio and myself are old hands at this game.
        We have disagreed on a good few things.
        But I like and repsect him.

        Chas C is always good to see about herer too.

    • Crowded Dens Syndrome?
      Cognitive Disengagement Syndrome?
      Cognitive Dysfunction Syndrome?
      Chanarin Dorfman Syndrome?
      Cross Dressing Sodomite?

      Seems to bother Cuntster, whatever it is. No probs, Mis: he thinks I’ve got it too. Be proud of your diversity.

      • Hey Komodo,

        It’s Cuntster Derangement Syndrome. It’s a mental illness and it seems to have infected you too.

      • The only person afflicted with CDS on here is you, GC.

        We are absolutely sick and tired of this squabbling shit. All of you leave it alone or fuck off somewhere else.

  1. Apart from all the above 💩, I remember I when me and a mate where traveling down the lyhen peninsular in my moggy 1000 and picked up a couple of Welsh lassies ln a pub in Bangor . We thought jobs a good un, shag tonight.

    Bollocks, they went into full tacky dah..!

    Couldn’t get the bugger s out of the car fast enough..Sons / daughters of glendawer my arse…💩

  2. I grew up on the Shropshire border at the cross road between Mid and North Wales and went to college in Wrexham. Wales and the Welsh can generally (note the use of the word generally; not universally) be split into three categories – North Wales, Mid Wales and South Wales.

    The South Walians are usually pretty sound and talk with a proper Welsh accent while not being too anti-English.

    The Mid Walians are generally pretty friendly, speak with less of a comedy, parody accent than the south and aren’t too anti-English.

    The North Welsh on the other hand in many cases sound like plastic scousers, are hyper-nationalist, speak more Welsh than in the south and hate the English like we bombed their chip shop during the war.

    This was somewhat reinforced when I lived in Welsh Saltney by Chester near Broughton and was dating a girl in Pen-y-Mynydd over by Hawardden. I also went to Snowdonia when the pandemic kicked off and I saw hand-painted signs saying “English Go Home” (I think they meant “English TOURISTS Go Home”) and English tourists are a cunting of their very own.

    My former house mate was a Londoner and spoke with a think cockney accent even though he moved to Mid Wales when he was 14 and could understand Welsh. He was once in a pub in Anglesey and overheard a couple of the locals talking shit about him in Welsh…. which to their shock and dismay he reprimanded them for (he was a big, angry, roided-up coke head).

    If you ever find your self in North Wales, check out the beauty spots like Snowdonia but avoid Anglesey like the plague and try to avoid talking to the locals in general.

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