Used toilet paper or bags of cocaine falling out of one’s trousers when making a speech

is a cunt.

Speculation as to what is/was in Nancy Pelosi’s trousers/pants is a fairly unpleasant way of passing the time. The 84 year old cunt had her mishap moment at the Democrat’s National Convention this week. A media frenzy ensued.

Many were worried that it might have been the loony, gaga, hair sniffin’ President himself. He is, of course, a well known, and self-proclaimed geriatric sex fiend. The idea that Pelosi has the POTUS in her pocket is not a new one on ‘The Hill’

Whatever it was, it had obviously spent some time rubbing up against Nancy’s snatch. No doubt it will be available for auction among the faithful at one of Kamala’s future fundraisers.

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30 thoughts on “Used toilet paper or bags of cocaine falling out of one’s trousers when making a speech

  1. it was President Trump’s well used condom falling out of her battered ringpiece.

    The old witch has a tampon the size of a cushion stuffed up there now.

    Good morning and enjoy your breakfast.

  2. I see she’s wearing a nice pearl necklace in the nom pic.
    Splattered onto her scrawny ol’ buzzard’s neck by Big Mike Obama.

  3. ‘He established one of the most successful presidencies of modern times’.

    Lol!

    ‘Just give me a second while I pull my knife out of his back’.

    Morning all.

  4. Would think that dirty old bastard Bill Clinton had a hand in it. Though the last time I saw the old cunt on the tv it looked as if Hilary had managed to get the testicular cuffs on him.

  5. I love the fact the media went into a ‘frenzy’ of speculation as to what the old cunt keeps in her trousers. They should have already known, given how far up her arse most of them have their noses. Cunts.

  6. O/T
    Just had PMQs on in the background.
    Starmer twice referred to Sunak as “the Prime Minister” 😂
    Clearly Biden and Pelosi are not alone in their dementia.

  7. The true definition of a champagne socialist. Worth about $200 million, lives in a $10 million house in San Francisco whilst it’s turned into a dystopian nightmare due to her policies,

    • It’s really very sad what’s happened to San Francisco. I’ve been there a few times to see concerts at the famous Fillmore Theatre. Enjoyed it every time. Now you couldn’t pay me to set foot anywhere in California.

      Legalised shop lifting. Violent crime out of control. Tent cities everywhere. Used needles laying around in the street. Bums pissing and shitting in the street like it’s now OK. The list goes on.

      It’s impossible to feel any sympathy for Californians because those stupid cunts keep voting for sub-human corrupt scum like Newsom and Pelosi. This is what happens when Leftoids get hold of the keys to the kingdom. All they’re interested in is power, control and other people’s money. Cunts.

  8. I don’t have Jam rags or wraps of coke fall out of my pockets whilst talking but occasionally my penis falls out of my zip.

    It’s no big deal dunno why some drama queens make such a fuss about it?

    Just needs a new zip sewn in no need to involve the law.

    • Afternoon, MNC! I remember a tramp who used to wander around Westminster out of his box on VAT 69, and doing commentaries on imagined horse races. His nob was generally on show by the time he approached the final furlong. Back then, he was just part of the local colour.Poor old cunt.

      • He sounds a wonderful old gentleman 20.

        Nowadays he’d be a newsreader for the BBC

  9. Just watched PMQs, Rodney still think Sunak is PM, referred to him more than once as prime minister, maybe he has got the Biden/Pelosi disease 😂

  10. Most of the cunts on our high street don’t even have their arses in their trousers. If they have a wallet it will be belong to someone else.

  11. 84?! “jordan” missed a trick with the anti ageing part of her many surgeries.

    Can’t say this thought has ever crossed my mind before but thats thr first over 60 by some 24 years I would skull (fallen foul of moderation recently) abuse not senseless but into some sense. ooooft, American dental plans.
    Though would much prefer gummy.

    • And…. at 84, skull “abusing” or less gentile, at least she would know what she was doing and be able to give a coherent speech (( unlike other presidentz singular)) mid nosh if required AND not soil her big M&S tena “lady” panties combo
      Pelvic floor optional, terms and cuntditons apply
      84 tho?!

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