The Hee Bee Gee Bees
Last night I was amusing myself by watching some old stuff from ‘Top of the Pops’, when on they came. The Gibb boys, aka The Bee Gees.
It was an unwanted reminder of latterly how much I came to dislike and be irritated by these guys. I say ‘latterly’ because early in their career, they did some decent stuff like ‘New York Mining Disaster’ and ‘Massachusetts’.
But then they must have met with some form of weird collective accident, and they started singing as though they’d each got their privates trapped in a mangle. That horrible falsetto sound was, for me, like nails down a blackboard. It was so affected. As if that wasn’t bad enough, they added that tremulous, breathy ‘ha ha ha ha’ effect, which just made them insufferable;
Okay, I know that they were hugely popular, and shifted records by the cartload. Yer pays yer money… It’s just to me, they sounded like a collection of neutered tom cats. Need any more proof? Take it away lads;
Pile of old pony.
Nominated by: Ron Knee
🎵Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man, no time to talk 🎶
👍👍👍
Better than Ed fucking Sheeran, Lizzo and all that shite.
Light years better.
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Well you can tell by the way I fan my arse I’m a ladies man with a sweaty barse (courtesy of viz Roger’s profanisaurus)
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Profanisaurus. The stuff of legends.
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That it be D.c., source of humour and offence in equal measure. Foundation of most of my vocabulary.
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Not high on my list of cunts, and ‘You win again’ the 80s wasn’t bad and holds some memories. That said the era of Disco was a cunt.
I’d rather have the HeeBeeGeeBees than some purveyor of drill rap.
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I like the Bee Gees, a million times better than fucking Taylor Swift and all the other cunts who people worship.
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Some bloke has been found dead in Birmingham.
Looking after 4 XL bully s.
They turned on him, killed him.
Police turned up shot two,
But two escaped and are on the run.
XL bully s teeth aren’t as formidable as a BeeGees.
I reckon a BeeGee would bite a XL bully in half.
Id pay to watch that in a arena.
BeeGees Vs Bullys!!
Pay per view.
” Maurice is down!
But Barry’s bit ones head off.”
They could sing afterwards if they won?
Stayin alive.
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Ay up lad, I thought you’d packed this malarkey in…?
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How do ZM👍
I did .
But then felt guilty.
Like a rat leaving a sinking ship.
And I thought to myself,
Your a missionary
Bringing light into dark places,
A slayer of dragons
A beacon in the stormy seas,
That an I got bored.😎
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At least you didn’t flounce off in a huff like Dick Fiddler..
Even the offer of a pair of Gemma Arterton’s pre worn scratch ‘n sniff undercrackers couldn’t entice him back into the fold.
Speaking of which. Did anyone else notice that Gemma Arterton seemed to have disappeared from the public eye right around the same time as Dick disappeared from here.
Pure coincidence, I’m sure.
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Aye, I miss Fiddler Odin.
He didn’t suffer fools did he?
He was comedy gold,
Sharp as a razor.
Remember when ISAC had problems with a troll called Ricky Doubleday?
( Before I came)
Well I looked on Ricky’s site.
He was ranting,
And in the comments section he’d gotten a message from Dioclese and one from Fiddler.
Both mocking him.
Fiddlers vaguely threatening 😂
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Don’t go Miserable.
We miss you!
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Aways make sure I read everything you say, Mis.
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Quite right Sammy 👍
My words of wisdom will help people,
I was voted top motivational speaker at Jonestown in 1978,
Receiving the key to the town personally from the Reverend J.Jones.
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Glad you’re back Mis. (Fkn drama queen.)
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Robin Gibb was an odd looking fella.
Like he was on starvation rations or something.
Oxygen tank on standby after hitting the high notes.
Tight trousers causing him to pass out.
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Maurice looked worse.
Like a partly shaven bollock.
Don’t forget in the 70s
Baldness was a disability!
People would mock you and point at you in crowds.
Brave of him I thought.
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Nice you’re back on Mis.
IsAc needs the humour of yourself and the cunt engine, others too but you boys stand out in my view
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Thanks Scunny, Ron etc.
I occasionally get a bit Liberace and throw a dramatic,
Nowt to worry about.
Once I’ve had a fit it usually subsides..
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As Jack the cunter said yesterday.
Stick a bit of Lemmy on and crank it up! You’ll be right as rain mate.
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‘like a partly shaven bollock’.
Total class!
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I look like a totally shaved bollock.
Skinhead till I die!
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O/T, locking up political opponents does have it’s consequences…..⚒️
Child rapist is spared jail due to the prison overcrowding crisis https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13768989/child-rapist-spared-jail-prison-overcrowding.html?ito=native_share_article-nativemenubutton
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Ah, now it all makes sense.
That recent arrival that stabbed the army officer in Kent isn’t going on trial until 2025 in what what must be the most open and shut case in history.
The jails are too full of white people who were convicted in a kangaroo court for dissent and sent down the same day are clogging them up.
Got it. Definitely no two tier justice system to see here.
Move along.
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OT but…
Jermaine Jenas Has been sacked by the BBC for texting an adult female colleague.
Moral of the story, if you work for the BBC, stick to same sex minors and they will try cover it up for you.
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Gay penguin couple for fuck sake whatever next?
Non-binary puffins.
Pansexual shearwaters.
Bumming albatrosses.
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Robin Gibb looked like Rising Damp’s Miss Jones on horrmone pills.
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I genuinely thought this was a BeeGees track when it was released in 1980.
So did Maurice Gibb when he heard it on the radio…
https://youtu.be/T-gZKRKNy4w?si=xFilSPOZpbRfirDU
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