The Spanish Football Team

No not because they beat us in the Euro final, because at their celebration they started singing and ranting about Gibraltar being Spanish.

I accepted their win with good grace because I’m English and not a sun baked waiter the cunts.

Fuck them, politicising sport, take a knee, in your fucking faces.

Go count the ships in your Armada and fuck off Pedro

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Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

57 thoughts on “The Spanish Football Team

  1. Good grief!
    A team of thick footballers taking up a political cause.
    That wouldn’t happen in England.

    I agree with the nom.
    Football players should stick to playing football.
    They make themselves look stupid when they try anything else.

    The four Barcelona players in the squad for instance, would want Gibraltar to be returned to Spain but at the same time they would want independence for Cataluña.

    A bit ironic.

    Gibraltar is a shit hole.
    You can see the rock from a long distance but you can see the dark storm cloud that permanently hangs over it from even further.

    It’s bizarre, but the moment that you enter Gibraltar it is colder and drizzling with rain.
    When you leave you are back into the warm sunshine.

    English people from mainland Spain will visit, usually only once and either out of curiosity or to visit the familiar UK shops.

    I believe that there is a Mark’s and Spencer store which does good trade in their knicker and bra department.
    Even though the prices there and in all other shops are around four times what you would pay in the UK.

    And as if there are no underwear stores in Spain.

    It would probably be cheaper to book a flight to the UK and do your shopping there.

    There are pubs that try to be authentically English.
    Wooden fixtures and thick carpet, selling warm beer.
    Pubs, restaurants and shops are expensive and disappointing places to visit, apparently.

    The fucking apes will steal anything that they can from you and will bite you if you have nothing from them to take.

    The same can be said about Barcelona where the thieving apes walk a little more upright and communicate in different types of grunts.

    I have avoided going to ‘The Rock’.
    Mrs Cunter went there once.
    She won’t go back.

    Perhaps the ownership of Gibraltar shouldn’t be argued about by politicians.
    It could be decided by having a game of football.

    Or tennis.

    Maybe the ridiculous Gibraltar ‘national’ football team could play Spain and have a 10 goal start.
    They would have to do a little better than they did in their Euro qualifying game against France.

    • We have those apes in London to. Steal anything, bite you for no reason.
      Diversity is our strength though.

  2. ‘Gibraltar is Spanish’.

    No it isn’t, it’s British.

    Footballers really do know fuck all, don’t they?

    • It’s ironic that Gibraltar should remain British while London, Oldham, Leicester, Leeds, Bradford, Blackburn and Burnley are anything but. Diversity is the rope with which we are hanging ourselves.

  3. Gibraltar, Falklands, there’s always some tight trousers wearing greaseball trying to steal our territories.

    I don’t know anything about Spanish football teams except they probably cheat, pull hair and don’t shower afterwards.

    Gibraltar belongs to us.
    We won it fair and square.
    If it got into the paws of the Spaniards they’d mistreat them monkeys.

    Throw them off buildings, tease them, whip them like horses,
    The cruel cunts.
    Make them dance to flamenco guitar.

    No, Gibraltar is British and shall remain so forever.🇬🇧

  4. Ps

    I’ve never been to Gibraltar,
    It sounds dreadful.
    And the people aren’t proper British,
    They’re a sort of spanglish?

    Drink tea but wear Cuban heels
    Drink bitter but with a slice of lemon

    I wouldn’t be seen dead in Gibraltar

    • Not in any way Spanglish MNC.

      Apparently you will be hard pressed to find anyone there that speaks a word of Spanish.

      It’s English through and through.

      Red pillar boxes and the old type of phone boxes.
      Tit headed policemen.
      All the familiar shops (euros are not accepted).
      And the constant drizzle of rain.

      They have chip shops as well and I’m sure that they could sort out some gravy for you.

      You would love it there.

      • Oh if you can eat chips in the rain I’d probably enjoy it Artie.

        Do they have potholes and dogshite on the pavement?
        If so they’ve nailed it👍

        Just nipping down Thomas Cook

      • Dog shit almost certainly.
        Potholes probably.
        Rain soaked chips are almost guaranteed.

        I have never spoken to anyone who has not moaned about the weather there.

        The closest place in mainland Spain to the border, and where the customs officers will confiscate any over the limit booze or fags which you try to smuggle back is a place called La Línea.

        Apparently the very short distance between there and Gibraltar will give you a marked drop in temperature and drizzly rain.

        Very strange.

      • English through and through?

        I spent a couple of weeks at some random army training camp with the Royal Gibraltar Regiment and they all looked a bit araby to me.

        Apparently they’re a proper mongrel lot but I won’t hold that against them.

  5. The problem these dagoes have is the same as their cousins in Argentina have with the Falklands i.e. whenever they are asked, 99.9% of the population of these tiny places want to remain British. Wouldn’t you? Case closed.

    Yesterday we were bombarded with warnings from the MSM that today the sun would be so fierce if you spent ten minutes outside you would resemble Lammy. Well in this corner of Bucks it is overcast, pissing down and there is a cool breeze.

    Morning all.

    • Raining here Arfur 👍
      Beautiful grey skies.

      35 degrees? Pffft.
      Not even in double figures.
      Wrong again meteorology department.

      Ps
      I saw a meteor/shooting star Saturday night.
      That’s twice I’ve seen one now.

      I don’t want to see one again.

    • As advised, arfur, got my curtains closed, mainly so I don’t have to look at the pissing it down rain and black skies.

    • It’s similar here where I am in Shropshire – completely overcast and although not raining, the road and pavement surfaces outside are darkened with moisture.

      Climate change now just seems to mean shit weather. Quickly! Kill all the cows before they fart and end the world!

  6. Anything to do with football should be dunked in shit and then thrown in a giant tank of piss…players, teams and anything to do with them.

    Turn all soccer grounds into giant open air shithouses.

      • I can’t fucking stand any of it, twats at work discussing results and tactics like it means anything to anybody.

        The people who run these circuses for the unwashed masses are sitting atop huge piles of gold while the hoi polloi masturbate over it makes me sick to my core.

      • @Spanky Mc Spank

        This reply will go off the rails by the end, but just know at that point, I’m directing my ire towards footie fans and not you.

        I’m actually indifferent to the game… always have been my entire life even though my Grandad and older brother tried to get me into it, I simply couldn’t find a fuck to give.

        I just never saw the appeal of watching 22 men in short shorts chase each other (and a bag of stale air) around a giant green rectangle for 90 minutes.

        Even more perturbing though is that the players periodically remove their shirts in a celebratory fashion, kiss each other in a celebratory fashion, cuddle each other in a celebratory fashion and some times roll about on the floor crying in a … ahem… fashion not seemingly celebratory.

        The only appealing, and somewhat amusing thing about the game, is the irony of some male fans accusing me of being a faggot for not being interested in, or getting excited over obvious faggotry. The mind boggles… well, my mind boggles; a footie fan’s mind faggles.

        PS:

        I’ve noticed a tendency for footie fans to treat the game like some kind of seemingly complex, art-of-war style game that even Sun Tzu would consider a head-scratcher.

        As a person who’s spent many years of his sad fucking life playing real time and turn-based strategy games, I hate to break it to you, but footie, once the rules are known …. not that fucking complicated Mate.

  7. There is a Morrisons in Gibraltar, it would make a grown man cry to see how cheap the alcohol is in there!

    • Yep….. Fags as well.

      Food is horrendously expensive though.
      Did you check out the prices for legs of lamb?

      Mrs Cunter says that they can shove it up their arses.

      • Are there any aspiring architects with machetes just to make it really like home? It would still be safe if so as they didnt do nuffin.

  8. The surfing at the Olympics was interesting , held in Tahiti, which France regards as just another department even though it is about as far away as you can get. Maybe we should make all our overseas dependent territories English counties and put a stop to any nonsense. As Lady Thatcher once said self-determination is paramount and as long as the local population once to remain under U.K. jurisdiction it should do so.

    Good Morning

  9. Just having a little bit of fun similar to thick footballers the world over. Whose going to believe the daft twats. They win a final and think everything’s theirs, until they lose the next time.

  10. Sounds to me like they need the Franco treatment.

    Shut the fuck up Manuel and kick your ball about there’s a good chap.

    Good morning.

  11. The Paella Boys can fuck off. Maggie would have sent in a gunboat. The dagos would have cacked themselves.

    Footie has become inseparable from politics because footballers have the brains of retarded ferrets, and leftards see the sport as a bastion of the “far right” so ripe for destruction.

  12. As a country, we are a faded glory. Nonetheless, we’re still up with the big cheeses, despite copious problems. Back in the early 17th-century, we replaced Spain as the most powerful country in the world. Whereas we have retained some power, Dagoland is a fucking shiteshow economy with permanent high unemployment (youth unemployment is off the scales).

    Enjoy the victory you bone-idle Siesta cunts. Gibraltar is still ours so have another pig-nise and lamb-glands sandwich and shut up.

    • Not too keen on the Spanish then Captain?

      Your average Spaniard couldn’t give a flying fuck about Gibraltar.
      Why would they?
      They have almost certainly never been there.

      It’s political.
      Footballers shouldn’t get political.

      The way that Spanish people deal with what they consider ‘foreign areas’, and that would include large towns and cities which are predominantly ‘foreign’as well as the huge ‘foreign’ urbanizations, is to completely ignore them.

      To them these places don’t exist.

      • Actually, most Spaniards I’ve met gave been alright, Arty. They don’t have the arrogance of the French or Germans, and they’re not thieves or drug-dealers like the Dooshka East-Europeans. If anything, I pity them. They were once great and now take orders from the Reich overlords.

        Lazy fuckers, though.

    • Give them to Morocco?
      What the fuck for?

      Morocco has no claim over these Spanish enclaves.
      Spain has had them way before Morocco became a country.

      Cuenta and Malilla have never been Moroccan.

  13. Spain ceded Gibraltar to the British Crown in 1713, under the Treaty of Utrecht. It was no ordinary cession; it was a ceding in perpetuity.

    In perpetuity means ‘forever’, for those of us who went to a comp.

    You’d think the wops would understand a bit of Latin.

  14. The Spanish are part sandwōg.

    That’s where the swarthy complexion and bearded women come from.

    A vast number of them are homosexual 🕺

    They’re fond of killing donkey’s. 😡

    And eating paella.🤮

    The filthy murdering cunts.

    Fuck them.

    Good morning 🌄👍

    • I don’t know much about Spaniards but I do know they like cruelty and gold.

      Do anything for gold.
      Oh an Catholicism.

      They turned up in that America wearing frilly knickers and pisspot helmets,
      And the red Indians gave them some chips and some fags to welcome them,
      How did they repay them?

      Poured boiling lead down their throats.

      ” where is your gold Tonto por favour? Geeve it to us!”

      That’s not on.
      Anyway , they went to California and became mexican because of the donkey herds.

  15. Just like the way in which the corrupt, incompetent, tin pot dictator in charge of Argentina at any given time starts bringing up the Falklands to distract average Joe Argie from the mismanagement of their country.

    They never follow through with their threats and so too is it the case here. But if the Spankies want to have a go and kick off… go for it. I fucking dare ya.

  16. You’d think they would be more concerned about the Catalan. Spanish who want independence from Spain.

    • If Cueta and Melilla should be Moroccan on the basis that they now lie within that country, then surely Gibraltar should be Spanish as is is part of the Spanish mainland.

      I think that both these enclaves belonged to Spain before Morocco was a country.

      If you would like to see the Canary Islands handed over to Morocco too, does that mean that you would be happy for France to have the Channel Islands?

      • That’s exactly the problem that I’m highlighting – if countries start handing back territory based on historical claims it opens up a massive can of worms

      • Point taken.
        Your original post confused me.

        It all depends on how far back in history you want to go.

        Apparently we all came ‘out of Africa’.

        Therefore everywhere was originally African.

        We should give every country back to Africa, or at least let Africans come and live in them without restrictions.

        Er!…… Hold on a minute!

      • Yeah, I was just being facetious. I should’ve put the Spanish for ‘if’ beforehand in order to make myself clearer.

  17. Same with actors opening their big gobs on some political topic. Puts you right off. Stick to the day job.

  18. I’ve no need to divert my attention in another direction where I live, because I’m fortunate to live somewhere that hasn’t been spoilt yet. Being on the arse end of humanity, the tortoise won’t know, or is saving us till last. If I happen to see him, around this area, I’ll kick him under a lorry for giving me a dirty look.

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