England’s Wank Voting System

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England’s wank voting system, Reform got more votes in total than the Lib dead yet the Lib dead get 71 fucking seat’s whilst Reform has 4. This system is really shite. Utter fuckwittery of the highest order. Well old Keir has 5 years to prove himself and his party or it’s arse kicking and the same old bollock rumble on and on and on.
On watching the news it seems some MPs have held their seats not the correct thing to do under poo labour and their lgbdfrtybcsehk diddler policies. Fuck them all

Nominated by : Black biscuit

Seconded and linked to by Sam Beau:

Seconded.
Stats here … BBC News.

And not to be out voted, here’s Ron Knee with more:

Britain’s ‘First Past the Post’ Electoral System.

*Deadline 5th July 2024*

FPTP is a cunt.

It’s unrepresentative of the popular will in the country, and means that millions of people, in effect, waste their vote simply by voting for the candidate of their choice when the election is decided on a constituency-by-constituency basis.

Oh we’ve all heard the tired old arguments from the two main parties for donkey’s, about how proportional representation leads to instability in government. But consider these few basic statistics from the 2024 general election;

Labour; 33.9% of the vote, over 400 seats
Reform UK; 14.3% of the vote, 4 seats
LimpDicks; 12.3% of the vote, over 70 seats

Once again, the system has handed a huge majority to one of the two main parties on a minority of the popular vote. Here we have the LimpDicks polling less of the popular vote, and winning over 60 seats more than Reform UK. How can a system which produces such a distortion ever be consider fair or democratic?

Under a proportional representation system, it’s estimated the Reform UK would have over 90 seats in the Commons today. I voted for Reform UK with my head as well as my heart, knowing that my vote would count for fuck all. What actually was the point in even bothering to vote?

Well it’s time for my vote to mean something, a sentiment which I’m sure is shared by millions of others feeling disenfranchised this morning. Fuck Labour and the Tories and anyone else defending the indefensible that is FPTP.

Manchester Evening News.

*NB update*

Reform now has a fifth MP

With a final dodgy postal vote coming in from Rt. Hon. Dioclese:

In the aftermath of the General Election we are blessed to have produced the most disproportionate result in UK electoral history.

We now have a Labour government with two thirds of the seats elected on a third of the vote. This means that two thirds of the people who actually voted did not vote Labour and 4 out of 5 people eligible to vote did not vote Labour. In what way is this landslide therefore representative of the will of the people in a free democracy?

The LibDems got 71 seats and yet got half a million less votes than Reform who got 5 seats. In what way is this fair?

And worryingly 5 muslim independents were elected on a pro Gaza anti Israel platform. Apart from the fact that Hamas is a proscribed terrorist organization who started the Gaza conflict with acts of indiscriminate murder, they garnered less than 200,000 votes between them and got the same number of seats as Reform and one more than the Greens.

One thing is clear : the first past the post system is grossly unfair. Of course while the two main parties have a system that guarantees that we live in a two party state nothing will change.

And an electoral system that is inherently unfit for purpose will continue to guarantee that the electorate will never get the result they actually want…

BBC News.

95 thoughts on “England’s Wank Voting System”

  1. Sorry for the late reply, but from my vantage point here in the States…

    There’s no need to steal an election when the “fix” is built in.

    • Hi GC…nice to see that those porky fuckers Jack Black and Kyle Gass have been cancelled internationally after their stupid, shitty concert message.
      Hopefully all these famous treasonous leftie bastards who’ve publicly wished that Trump would’ve been murdered will get their comeuppances a thousandfold.

      • This just in from the Babylon Bee*:

        Trump indicated for inciting assassination attempt.

        Hey Thomas,

        It’s highly unlikely that ANY liberal will get a comeuppance or even face any consequences for their remarks calling for Trump’s death.

        The MSM (here in the States) is already spreading mis and dis-information about what happened and still using words like “targeted” or “eliminated” without consequence.

        Trump Derrangement Syndrome (TDS) is alive and real.

        *The Babylon Bee is a satire site that is so spot on, that their hilarious headlines are often taken for real news.

        In fact before I took a leave of absence earlier this year, I saw one of the IsaC faithful nominated Andy Windsor and linked to the Babylon Bee. I only wish I could have been here when that was posted.

      • Included that cunt Gass in a recent cunting on the subject of Trump Derangement Syndrome.

        Fucking shithouse.

  2. Then why do we vote. With all that paper going to waste, for wiping our arses and chopping down trees ?

    • Unique voter id and multi-factor authentication… I guess we could do it online. Then we could vote on anything and everything.

  3. Evening all👍

    That Kyle Gass prick shit himself after a bit of a backlash.

    Grovelling, fawning apology.

    He said it hoping to virtue signal,
    And when he got the slightest flack he folded like a pack of cards.

    His best mate JJack Black instantly panicked and threw him under the bus.😂

    Jack Black
    ” He’s Spartacus!”👉

    “Anne Frank? She’s in the loft!”

    What a fuckin Rotter.

    • Morning MNC!

      Yeah, never apologise for wishing death on your enemies.

      I’ve lost track of how many calls there have been on here to ‘string up’ our wicked masters, or have them ‘lined up against a wall’. Nowt wrong with that.

      But Jack Black’s lack of loyalty is pretty sickening, almost as sickening as the faux-outrage over his fat mate’s joke.

      It’s all playing the game isn’t it.

      • Morning Mickey 👍

        Yeah, rather than shit his keks about it he should of either doubled down or said fuck off it’s a joke.

        Apologising only makes it worse.

        Jack Black was quick out the trap to let him know he was on his own 😂

        A keen sense of self preservation Jacks got,
        Although lacking somewhat in the loyalty department.

      • Ps.

        Double down

        ” I refuse to apologise.
        And if I see Donald trump I’ll shoot his other ear off.”

        That’s what I’d tell Kyle Gass to say if I was his agent 😁

    • See ‘older comments’ link. There’s two pages of comments right now and I counted the comments like a nerd – 71 was correct at the time. There’s slightly more now that I’ve chipped in.

  5. Can you delegate to someone else a right which you don’t have? For example, if you don’t have the right to steal from someone else, can you give the right to do so to someone else? The answer is self-evident: No, you can’t. If it’s bad for you to do it, you can’t make it good for someone else to do it. If it’s immoral for you to do something, how could you possibly have the ability to make it moral for someone else to do it?

    Can two people delegate a right that neither of them has? For example, if two of you want to steal from someone else (but neither of you has the right), can you give a third person the right to do it? Again, the answer is pretty obvious: No, the number of people who want to do something immoral doesn’t make it into something moral.

    If people cannot delegate rights they don’t have, where did “government” get the right to do what it does? Sure, a few “laws” are just the (natural, or some would say God given) rights we all have, such as the right to self defence. But consider how many so-called “laws” are things which you and I would never dream of doing on our own, because we know we don’t have the (moral) right.

    Do you personally have the right to demand money from your neighbour, just because you want (or need) it? Do you have the right to imprison him if he refuses? If you don’t personally have the right to do any of that, how did “government” (people just like you and me) get the right to do it? Who gave it to them? The question is simple. From whom did they get the right? Based on the self-evident answers, they didn’t get the right from you, or from any of your neighbours (none of whom have the right themselves). So, where did it come from? A piece of paper with some words on it? A voting booth? If we mere mortals didn’t give them the right (and we didn’t, we can’t), who or what did?

    This is one of the many reasons why the belief in ”government” is not based on reason but rather it’s based on a faith-based indoctrinated belief.

  6. Meanwhile…
    Sleepy Joe’s got Covid
    Again!
    Who would have thunk it?

    • Poor Joe☹️

      Is there nobody else who can stand in for him ?
      Fall up and down the stairs, wander off screen and get everyones names wrong?

  8. I voted Brexit in 1975.
    I voted Brexit in 2016.
    The UK has still not left the EU.
    (ECHR)
    That’s democracy.
    If the powers at be decide something, your vote is worthless….at least with a dictatorship your nit being conned….💣

    • The ECHR is not a part of the EU.
      You’re probably confusing it with the ECJ (European Court of Justice) which no longer has any jurisdiction over us.
      The ECHR and its court are part of the Council of Europe, which has 46 member states.
      Used to have 47 before Russia was booted out in 2022.
      The EU, on the other hand, consists of 27 member states.
      Used to have 28 prior to our leaving in 2020.
      Hope that helps. 🙂

  11. The first line from the previous cunting would be equally applicable for this one:

    “With amusing regularity, this seems to happen every time a few million cretinous zealots simultaneously try to reach some shit-hole to do whatever the fuck it is they think they need to do”

    As in vote for a cesspool of self-serving corruption on the basis of false promises. One shower of shit promises salvation, the other a utopian existence.
    Just swap shrines for the polling stations, same shit, different devil.

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