Gavin Plumb


Gavin plumb. Who dat you ask..

He is the fat, wheezy, heart attack waiting to happen security guard, who was going to kidnap holly willobore..

A 35 stone fantasist, planned to kidnap, rape and murder her.
Seeing as he probably hasn’t seen his winky in a good long while, he is not off to a good start..

Apparently gav had assembled a abduction kit..
Composing of a 12 piece kfc bucket,10 greggs sausage rolls and a diet coke..

Mr plumb pudding aslo had 10,000 photos of Holly on his phone..
One would of sufficed as she only has one expression, surprise..

Though she would of been surprised if professor plump had climbed over her outer wall.

The walrus couldn’t drive and would get out of breathe looking at a pair of running shoes..

Forget locking him up, just strap him to a treadmill, he will be gone in 60 seconds..

ITV News.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

86 thoughts on “Gavin Plumb

  1. de la Fuente put out a squad capable of winning the tournament, which is exactly what they did.

    If you know Spanish football the surprising thing is the number of brilliant players who didn’t even make the squad.

    Perhaps it was recognised that some players perform much better for their home teams than they do for their country.

    Messi was not good playing for Argentina.

    Any team that can beat Germany in Germany and put out France is not going to lose to England.

    ¡Vamos la roja!

    • Indeed Artful.

      Barcelona’s young Gavi and Tottenham’s Pedro Porro were notable absentees for me.

      The Spanish have a conveyor belt of genuine talent.

      Xavi Hernandez and Andres Iniesta must be two of the best players to ever pull on a pair of football boots.

  2. England have something to build on but Southgate has had his day.

    They’ve bluffed their way through to tonight’s final but surely time is now up for this inept cunt.

    With a decent manager, winning the 2026 World Cup is definitely an achievable goal.

    • It’s no good cobbling together a national team out of the best English players from The Premiership.

      Players need to be able to adapt quickly to different team mates when playing for their country.

      Portugal proved that you can’t progress in a tournament relying on the Real Madrid pairing of Ronaldo and Pepe.

      If Southgate or someone with his mindset had been able to pick the Spanish squad it would have looked a lot different from what we put out.

      And they would not have won.

      Names don’t win competitions.
      Teams do.

  3. What a relief the white & black Minstrels failed again. We are paying for the goal that never was in the World Cup final. I witnessed it in my late teens when the last all white British footballers won anything.

    • Apparently it was diversity and mass immigration which enabled England to reach the final.

      What a crock of fucking shit.

      These bastards in the lamestream media never miss a chance to stir up shit do they.

      Well I would argue that before mass immigration and diversity, Lee Rugby would still be alive, the bus in London on 7th of July 05 wouldn’t have been blown up and a load of children wouldn’t have been murdered at a pop concert either.

      Cunts.

      If you want to play those games.

      • All true, Herman.

        The cunts can cry ‘diversity’ all they like.
        The hard cold fact is they failed, again.

        So – even if it was true – it isn’t muich fucking use, is it?

  4. There were one or two in this site predicting that England would win 4-0 against Spain and that a few people would be eating humble pie apparently.

    I could write what they know about football on the back of a stamp with a fucking magic marker.

    • You do that HJ and it would be worth a fortune, being the last Penny Black in existence.

    • Oh aye, Herman. I remember that.
      A Kane hat trick in the final, wasn’t it?

      More chance of Elvis Presley singing in our local pub…

    • Proper Inger-land delusion, on top of knowing fuck-all about European football.

  5. I’m all for keeping big conk on. He’s consistent, I’ll give him that.

  6. Go woke, go home empty handed. All these pundits gushing about diversity getting us to the final aren’t now saying that their precious diversity lost.
    Leftists, hypocrites to the bitter end.
    “Don’t look back in anger”
    Bedwetters.

    Do fuck off.

  7. Imagine the vile, all day wankathons he had on the strength of her. Milked his little, unwashed acorn dry between Batman movies.

    The excuses he gave; “I was going to rape and murder her because they called me fatso at school”. Oh poor you. Gym? Diet? Nah, rape and murder.

    Rope (one that won’t snap). The fat sex case.

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