Gary Lineker, Male Model (30)

 

Hands up if you hate Gary Lineker, the smug, overpaid gobshite who, like death and taxes, seems to be a permanent and unwelcome feature of life. Mmm… that’s everyone then.

Like others of his ilk (ref. for example Ant and Dec, Carol Vorderman, Katie Price), Linekunt has found the way to make an atom-sized amount of talent go an extremely long way.

He’s now ventured into the field of modelling, and is fronting up the ‘Gary Lineker Men’s Clothing’ range for Next UK, no doubt for a very fat fee.

Hasn’t this money-grubbing twat got enough in the bank already? What a loathsome cunt he is. And Next UK is almost as bad, for having the very poor taste to thrust his ugly mug and slimy personna into the public eye again.

Fuck off Linekunt, and take your clothing collection with you. You’ve got all the appeal of a septic toe.

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

86 thoughts on “Gary Lineker, Male Model (30)

  1. This self-serving arse wipe is, without doubt, a Hall of Fame Cunt.

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