So a general election on July the 4th

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What a pile of Cunt.

The PM that no one voted for is going to the polls 😂 this would normally be a time to rejoice an opportunity to get shut of a spineless back stabbing clueless multi millionaire. The sad truth is what fucking choice do the people actually have ?

Elect this clueless Cunt or Dame starman and his bunch of woke idiots. Or maybe a hung parliament. Deep joy.

Whatever happens Britain 🇬🇧 is fucked. More invaders from France in small boats. More protests. More woke trans shit. The election will not change a thing. Parliamentary democracy what a joke.

Me I’m going to look to go on holiday before flying becomes outlawed for us plebs.

One other thing 6 weeks of this shit in the news. Give us a break.
Elections I’ve shit em

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125 thoughts on “So a general election on July the 4th”

  1. I actually handed my notice in last Friday.

    No point in working for the next five years when with our combined disabilities, the wife and I will be better off financially sitting on our arses and doing nothing productive.

    My apologies in advance to everyone who does work for a living.

    I’m just not giving Labour £45k a year off the sweat of my brow to spaff up the wall on people I hate and shit that I don’t want or need.

    • Good on you, Odin.

      I’m sure you have done your sums very carefully, as did I.

      I retired at 55, and don’t regret it for a micro second.

      Enjoy!

      • I retired at 51. Mind you, I had considerable savings and investments. Best thing I ever did, apart from stopping smoking at 30.

  2. Tory cunts fully responsible after repeatedly betraying their voters. Vote Reform.

    • ,,,,and help give Kweer an even larger majority. Only one of the two main parties can win.

      • The Conservatives aren’t getting elected. The more votes reform get the better. The conservatives will understand what their voter base wants.

      • I respectfully disagree with your sentiment. Yes, what you say is true. But the fact remains that the tories are corrupt with PPE, track and trace, Truss and Kwartang allowing chums to make millions off crashing the pound to cost us billions. Allowing woke bullshit to go unchecked as well as an invasion via The Channel. If every Conservative voter had the balls to vote Reform (like I did this morning) our voices would be heard. Otherwise the stat quo remains.

      • Does it realky matter what margin Labour win by if their victory is assured? Vote Tory, get Labour anyway, regardless of who actually forms the government.

  3. Just back from the polling station, silly tart two people ahead of me didn’t have photo ID, probably a labour voter or Boris 😂

    • 6 million postal votes, now that is something to be sorted out.

      All the comments on possible fraud and coercion, but no control, can’t get to the polling station then tough fucking luck.

  4. I guarantee by this time tomorrow, the unflushable qu eer turd, Mandelson will be mincing his way into the door of No 10 – the epitome of pomposity – as if taking some dirty cock up the arse gives him an air of moral superiority. No doubt by Monday Anthony Blair will be invited round for Earl Gray and Fairy cakes and he will graciously consent to become an unofficial “adviser” and all the little poofs and tarts like Reeves and Streeting will have sucked the Kweer cock.

    I can’t wait for Strumpet Rayner to start her attempts to overthrow the flabby faced cunt.

    • The Tory civil war will dwârf anything that’s happened in Gaza! 😂

      • Give it 18 months and we will be having our own civil war when the blackouts start.

        Why do you think we have been advised to stock up on tinned food and candles.

      • I have it on good authority that Emily Thornpiggery is to be rendered down for candles,
        Enough to keep the lights on for the next five years.

  6. I like to pop on to the WEF website every now and then to have a read of what our great unelected overlords have in mind for us, its global minions.

    Let’s just say – enjoy participating in sites like this while we still can !!

    Love or hate Farage, at least he’s not a wef puppet

  7. I voted Lib Dem in the end. The Tories need to be pushed as far down as possible.

  8. Why was I not given the option of voting for a political party of my choice this morning does anyone on isAc know?
    I had a choice of
    Conservative- No.
    Green party – No.
    SDP- No.
    2 independents with names of African/Asian origin- Not a fucking chance in hell.
    Labour- Fuck off.
    So where was Britain First- Ideal.
    Reform- Next best.
    In the end I ended up just walking out of the polling station.
    How the Fuck is that democracy?
    This is the first time I’ve bothered to vote since National Front and it looks like it will be the last.
    What’s the fucking point if you can’t vote for whichever party has the agenda you prefer?
    ……Politics what a CUNT!!

    • You need to ask the party(s) of your choice why they failed to field a candidate in your constituency.
      I wanted to vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party.
      Sadly they chose not to stand in my constituency, the cunts.

      • There is my point Juicy
        If the Monster Raving Loonies be your choice and I do see the attraction then even without a candidate in your constituency there should at least be a box on the form to register your personal selection of party as a voter

      • That wont happen as you could just write anything and woukd make the counting process unnecessarily longer.

      • I was thinking along the lines of an X in the box for party rather than candidate C.P

    • Similar situation to me. My Reform candidate was booted out of the party and nobody else was suitable; bloody Labour, Green, 2 weirdos, Limp Dummies and Conservatives.

      In the end I drank 7 glasses of wine and decided not to vote. Limp Dumbs will get in here anyway, though I do feel bad that I should’ve voted by putting NONE on the ballot form, because of suffrage and that a ballot destroyed does get counted in some way. Fuck them all.

  9. I’m late to the party today.

    Lots of great comments by the IsaC Faithful.

    Some random thoughts:

    The real tragedy for you is…that as I have said before…there isn’t an issue the Tories have fucked up that Labour won’t make worse.

    As for us here in the States while our dysfunctional election campaign goes on we celebrate our independence. With that said, you foreigners should keep this in mind…it’s only treason if you lose.

    It is “…the destiny of the United States and Britain to rule the world.” – George S. Patton

    Make England Great Again
    Make America Great Again

    • Who will the Dems get to replace Brandon? The Laughing Camel is hated by nearly everyone and electoral poison.

      • Hey Cuntamus,

        Before the disastrous Press Conference I would have bet money that Michelle “Moochie” Obama would have parachuted in and be anointed as the Saviorette of Democracy.

        Now, because of press reports I’ve seen and read along with some insider comments I’ve seen I think it will be Kamala “Flatback” Harris.

        While you are correct that (almost) nobody wants her, there are procedural issues along with delegate and finance issues that might make her the ONLY viable option.

        The other issue is her only constituency she has is black women inside the Demonrat Party and they can’t afford to alienate them.

        We are in uncharted waters, but that’s my guess at the moment.

      • This establishment conspiracy to see Trump ensconced in the White House has surely gone beyond a joke.
        Are voters not starting to smell a rat now?

      • Kamala Word Salad Harris. Fuck me, is she a badly programmed bot? Useless trout.

    • Patton made a lot of sense G.C.
      He was a bit of a cunt about Monty who was also a good general but was a bit more cautious and lacking the balls of Patton but when all’s said and done cunts win wars and nice blokes do not.

      • Hey Scunty,

        Patton and Monty were both cunts in different ways.

        One of the things I always admired about Monty…and not many Yanks admired Monty…was he was very sensitive about casualties.

        A General who fights and wins battles while minimizing his Army’s casualties is a Great General.

    • Afternoon General –

      I hope you spotted the references to the huge quantity of “missing” mail-in votes in this fine thread today. Comments about its dodginess, etc. And yet when this was brought up concerning the 2020 US election, many on here were shooting down any possible connection to election fraud, tampering, interference or general election shenanigans. Makes you chuckle doesn’t it?

      And if anyone cares, if I’d voted today I would have backed Big Nige. He’s playing the long game for the election after this one. Who knows, I might be living back in the UK by then (fuck I hope not). Please, please, please let the uni-party crap be over soon.

      In other news, I’ve been pondering splurging on a Staccato CS or C to replace my Springfield 1911 EMP. Been having a hard time with FTF with my EMP. It’s already been back to Springfield once and the problem has not been eradicated. My thought process being trade the EMP, replace it with a Staccato and say goodbye to malfunctions. Any thoughts, General?

      • Hey IY,

        I’ve owned 2 Springfield 1911’s and NEVER had a problem with either.

        The first was a Stripped out standard (Military) base model with a parkerized finish and fed everything I put through it without a malfunction. Including…and I don’t think these are still available…the OLD CCI 200gr hollow points aka the flying ashcan.

        My Colt 1911 was a different story. That picky bitch (and it did have modifications) only ate high grade, top notch ammo.

        The EMP is very similar to the Springfield Custom Shop Model 1911 I have now so I think that’s a good choice.

        As for election Fraud it is rampant in the States as you well know. Those who laugh simply don’t know.

      • Quick addendum:

        Need to clarify.

        The Staccato should be a good upgrade for the EMP.

      • Thanks General. I appreciate your input.

        I bought the EMP primarily for EDC, which up to this point I’ve never actually done. Having moved state a little while ago, I’m still waiting for my new CCL to come through. But the point is, if I ever had to draw, I need to know for certainty the pistol would go bang. I’ve completely lost confidence in the EMP to the point of considering the massively expensive Staccato upgrade. Might need to sneak in a crafty purchase when the Mrs. isn’t looking.

        Anyway, did you enjoy the presidential debate the other evening? I’ve only watched clips and highlights, but gosh that was funny. In a sad and tragic kind of way. I’m sure you’ve kept up with the UK election and are aware of the Channel 4 undercover Reform Party stitch up operation. It’s very sad that the UK establishment now appears to be following America’s lead in underhand subterfuge. How long will it be before attempts are made to jail Nigel Farage on trumped up (see what I did there?) charges?

        Well, it’s almost 9PM in the UK, so time to check in with Sly News to see how it’s all going.

      • Hey IY,

        If I remember correctly most of the EMPs are 9mm. Is yours 9mm or .45 ACP?

        The problem is John Browning designed the 1911 for .45 and the ACP cartridge was built around it. They function well with that round but not always with 9mm or even .38 Super…if you can still one in .38 Super.

        The 9mm is best in (what we called) the Browning Hi-Power. It was used to great effect by British Airborne troops in WWII and later by the SAS.

      • Hi General –

        Yes, the EMPs are based upon the 1911 design but built around the 9mm cartridge with several custom parts to make the most of that size round. 45 ACP is obviously the original, but as you know comes with a capacity issue.

        I would like a 1911 chambered in 45 ACP just for fun down the range. Need to fix my EDC issue first though. I am tempted by the Staccato CS.

        Thanks again for sharing your knowledge and expertise.

  12. As you know it’s July 4th. Which also means Yanks set fire to millions of dollars in the form of fireworks as they celebrate their Independence Day. Bless.

    Good news.

    Weather forecast round my way calls for high winds and pissing down rain this evening. I love it when a Yank holiday gets ruined. Icing on the cake is always news stories on the 5th telling tales of blindness, disfigurement and death as a result of in-bred redneck trash fucking about with fireworks.

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