The Garrick Club

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This boys club have finally relented to allow women in.. there goes the neighbourhood..

Personally I know nothing about the place, so thanks Google..
The place hardly sounds like a laugh riot but each to their own..

So if women want to join, fair enough..
But do they, or is it another case of we don’t like the sound of that,so let’s spoil it for everyone.

Women are free to start their own club, like say the WI..which allows men to become members,
Oops my mistake..

I have heard there is a 10 year waiting time for membership, or will the women jump the queue?

If women want to sit around with the likes of Stephen fry, sting and bendy cumberbatch.
Good luck to them, because it sounds like my version of hell.

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Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

58 thoughts on “The Garrick Club”

  1. I think wimmiz should start the Guillotine party – just imagine old hags like Dawn Butler, Diane Abbott, Old Mother Nugee, AnalEase Dodds, Yvette Cooper, Eddie Izzard (in drag) and Harriet Harman enjoying a knit and natter while they watch Blair and Mandy’s enemies getting beheaded. they would love it. Old Kweer himself would sharpen the blade I(his dad was a toolmaker, you know….)

  2. I wouldn’t be a member of any club that would have me as a member.

  3. There are women only clubs about, so why are they pushing to be allowed into a men’s club?

    I don’t think that this is about equality. I think it’s about snobbery. The Garrick is about status and exclusivity, and it’s some of that they crave.

    Afternoon all.

  4. When I was a nipper we used to go to The Comrades Club in Coulsdon and women and brats weren’t allowed in the bar ,much better idea the women could yak away to their heads got sore and the blokes could get on with having a good time without disapproving looks from their other half.

  5. Wimminz will furn the Garrick into a soft furnished, airheaded shrine to the Palestinian cause, with lots of pink and white marshmallows to eat. Everyone will be safe. Mrs Izzard will provide the cabaret, and the whole environment will be Jew free. Wimminz always improve things.

  6. This is the type of private members club where people like Rishi and Boris get their willies out and slap each other across the bottom cheeks.

    • While beating off watching ‘call me Dave’ fucking the dinner.

      🐖🗡️

  7. I think men and women should be able to have their own clubs, besides a mixed club if they prefer.

    • Think.the Garrick club is some posh.bumboy club.

      Women won’t make much of a difference.
      They can all bake fairy cakes together.

      I am myself a member of the Sons of the Desert
      No chicks allowed.

      Soon we’re going to Honolulu.
      I had a fake doctor tell missus Miserable I need a ocean voyage to .help me recover my health.

      https://youtu.be/iEtgXxi9ZYY?si=qqVPGxfZInGjLajs

  8. Of course they should have women in there.
    The dirty crockery and cutlery isn’t going to wash itself.

    • Indeed Cunt Engine, someone needs to iron Jacob Rees-Mogg’s newspaper.

    • I shall make certain they’ve done a good job by making sure their labia lips and clitoris are free of cheese.

      • Tried to get the same past the ladies on the 1960s radio programme “Many a Slip” and was also caught out with tautology.

  9. Club for establishment cunts!
    Don’t think I would be welcome but that suits me just fine.

  10. They don’t like the posh boys club, desperate to get Angie Rayner in there to a bit of basic instinct and get the old duffers hot and bothered.

    Don’t they have strippers on every Friday, if not what’s the point of all men’s club

    • Get-em-out-Angie will probably do the striptease. Sitting on a bar stool, trying to look alluring and saying”darling, do you want to see my growler?”. Collecting £50 notes in her suspender belt, then after the show it’s £500 for the whole night or £350 for a short time. Kweer will be her ponce, of course.

    • Chicken and chips and a free can of coke in a basket during the show introduced by Roy Chubby Brown.

  11. Why don’t the existing members just set up another private members club which happens to exclude women and Eddie Izzard?

  12. Funny how you can have women only groups in pretty much anything just cite it being a ‘safe space’ and its fine.

    • Certainly not at the Steaming Pussycat Club in Soho. There are events to suit all tastes, and if you happen to be around over the bank holiday weekend, why not pop along to see the Labour Lesbian Ladies Wrestling Club, holding an exhibition match, where Kim Leadbetter , stripped to the waist in spangly Speedos and Emily Thornberry in a red jockstrap and her Big Mama bloomers will be practicing their cross buttocks, pile drivers, folding scissors presses and flying tackles. Two pinfalls, two submissions or a knockout to decide the winner – no brains, just brute force and ignorance. £5 to get in. £75 to get out.

      • £5 to get in. £75 to get out.

        Odd system that I was not aware of, the exit fee. I learnt this when existing an establishment in Paris, ‘ended up having two massive Apes chasing me back to my hotel. Luckily big bastards run slow so I live on!

  14. There’s loads of clubs that don’t let in women.

    The Hells Angels for one.
    And more they only allow white bloke’s.

    Yet they don’t get criticism.

    Come on lefties!
    Hold a protest at a Hells Angels bar.
    Spraypaint the motorcycles outside pink.
    And when they come out confront them on misogyny and racism.

    That’ll show them😁

  17. I remember Gordon used to be paranoid about the masons.
    Not sure why?

    Lots on here were freemasons.
    Dunno if that’s still the case?

    No way I’m.wearing a pinny!
    And if I pick up a trowel and don’t get paid I’ll.complain.to.the union.

  19. I must say ladies if the Garrick club didn’t want me as a member for whatever reason I wouldn’t get exercised about it. I have the same view of local authorities who block streets in town centres, put in congestion charges, ULEZ zones, park & ride schemes and huge parking fees with ruinous penalties for any infringement of their rules no matter how small. I don’t go there. I go shopping where it is painlessly accessible by car.

  20. Garrick club probably full of old cunts with gout drinking large brandys into kiddy porn and playing with their dicks

  22. Better off down the pub with the lads, real ale, belching, farting no worries.
    Fucking Garrick club my arse.

  23. A Muslim woman holding a banner about equality for women? The sheet balls of these towel heads. She might want to look a bit closer to home.

  24. It was either Will Self or A. A. Gill who said in the Garrick, even the flies in the windows wore tweed suits.

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